[QUOTE=a-cookie;42839767]but it's called hygiene[/QUOTE]
I still have my foreskin and never had complications ever, but then again I'm not a slob like most people don't know how to clean themselves.
Its called personal hygiene and stop being lazy.
Ill cut off my toes because I don't want toenail fungus.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;42839920]Penises arent crystalline structures made from carbon that has been put under extreme pressure at thousand upon thousands of degrees.[/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;42839920]Penises arent crystalline structures made from carbon that has been put under extreme pressure at thousand upon thousands of degrees.[/QUOTE]
way to project the lack of hardships of your penis.
i'll have you know that my penis has been under pressures that exceed millions of degrees
[QUOTE=kurva;42839648](WMC-TV) - Circumcision for newborn boys is considered one of the most common medical procedures in the [b]US.[/b][/QUOTE]
Fixed it for you
[QUOTE=psychojake;42839747]
So really the only benefit of being circumsized is not having to deal with dick cheese.[/QUOTE]
If I learned anything from my hentai manga, that's not only not a problem, but a blessing.
If you fucked up circumcision, you don't deserve to be called a doctor anymore, especially when you fucked it up to this extent. Whoever did this has to voluntarily surrender their license if they had any shreds of remorse left, or have it terminated if they refuse to do so.
Mistakes do happen my ass. I've seen the step by step process done as well as read about it in the surgical literature we have to study, and there's no chance of shit happening if you just remember how to do it properly.
There are mistakes and there are gross mistakes. This counts as a gross mistake.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;42839965]way to project the lack of hardships of your penis.
i'll have you know that my penis has been under pressures that exceed millions of degrees[/QUOTE]
Gf that fat huh? I feel for you bro.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;42839917]It's actually quite simple, uncircumcised penises don't rub against materials (and haven't had scalpels put to them,) so they're generally much smoother and without elbow-skin. That and they're way better in the bedroom due to increased stimulation (whether that's a good thing or a bad thing comes down to the general endurance of the man, of course.)[/QUOTE]
I don't know how many circumcised dicks you've seen but I'm fairly certain they're not meant to be covered in rough and "elbow" skin. I'm far from a master on the subject but the ones I've encountered have been as smooth as anything and in lacking a wrinkly foreskin actually appear better aesthetically than non-circumcised ones.
It's all down to personal preference though, my only question is why you think cut penises are covered in rough skin?
I got a circumcision when I was a kid because I had a nasty infection, I don't really think it made any difference to me other than the infection and hygiene stuff, girls that I have been with never really cared much and I never really know why people make such a big deal out of the whole subject.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;42840041]If you fucked up circumcision, you don't deserve to be called a doctor anymore, especially when you fucked it up to this extent. Whoever did this has to voluntarily surrender their license if they had any shreds of remorse left, or have it terminated if they refuse to do so.
Mistakes do happen my ass. I've seen the step by step process done as well as read about it in the surgical literature we have to study, and there's no chance of shit happening if you just remember how to do it properly.
There are mistakes and there are gross mistakes. This counts as a gross mistake.[/QUOTE]
But isn't that shit trusted to rabies or someone else of religious origin?
[QUOTE=maxumym;42840131]But isn't that shit trusted to rabies or someone else of religious origin?[/QUOTE]
I don't think rabies is to be trusted with a whole lot of anything, if I'm honest.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;42839920]Penises arent crystalline structures made from carbon that has been put under extreme pressure at thousand upon thousands of degrees.[/QUOTE]
I overheard a conversation once. Guys were joking about something and one guy said "My dick is so hard" and another said quite loudly "MY DICK IS DIAMOND".
We should remove baby's fingernails because it'll be easier to keep their fingers clean!
Also tradition for some stupid reason!!
Poor kid, i feel for the family also. Hearing that your son is missing a part of his dick for a procedure you believed was best for him would be pretty hard to take :(
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;42840140]I overheard a conversation once. Guys were joking about something and one guy said "My dick is so hard" and another said quite loudly "MY DICK IS DIAMOND".[/QUOTE]
is his dick diamond?
I like how anything relating to penis turns into a cut vs uncut topic
like holy fuck dicks are dicks, any dick on this Earth fits 3 holes on females, and 2 on males, stop it
also getting your penis removed in this procedure would probably be my worse nightmare
Dear god, I feel really sorry for him.
What a tragic experience, he's completely ruined for life now.
Ouch! :P
[QUOTE=maxumym;42840131]But isn't that shit trusted to rabies or someone else of religious origin?[/QUOTE]
They're called Rabbis, and actually I'm not sure if they're supposed to do it. Out here in India they only permit the procedure to be done in hospitals by certified surgeons. I haven't heard of any mess ups so far in my career.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;42839917]Obviously you have not sucked off that many men.[/QUOTE]
You say that like it's a badge of honor to suck a lot of dick.
I take a shot every time this topic comes up on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;42840385]I take a shot every time this topic comes up on Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry to hear about your alcoholism.
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;42839804]A circumcised dick is prettier[/QUOTE]
Circumcised dicks are like mutants from X-Men, I hope every men and women with a cut dick gets cured
Potentially disfiguring procedures should never be done on someone who cant consent unless its medically necessary
[QUOTE=Levithan;42840164]We should remove baby's fingernails because it'll be easier to keep their fingers clean!
Also tradition for some stupid reason!![/QUOTE]
let's start with the ear lobes, who needs em
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also circumcision without the approval of the subject is basically bodily mutilation so yeah
unless it's for a serious medical reason then it's awful that parents get to make that decision
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[QUOTE=SatansSin;42840276]I like how anything relating to penis turns into a cut vs uncut topic
like holy fuck dicks are dicks, any dick on this Earth fits 3 holes on females, and 2 on males, stop it
also getting your penis removed in this procedure would probably be my worse nightmare[/QUOTE]
i think circumcision being performed on children who can't consent in any way is a pretty touchy topic. i wouldn't lop off a huge piece of skin filled with nerve endings from my child without actual consent
do what you want with your dick when you're able to safely make that decision yourself, i don't care.
[QUOTE=Autumn;42840092]I don't know how many circumcised dicks you've seen but I'm fairly certain they're not meant to be covered in rough and "elbow" skin. I'm far from a master on the subject but the ones I've encountered have been as smooth as anything and in lacking a wrinkly foreskin actually appear better aesthetically than non-circumcised ones.
It's all down to personal preference though, my only question is why you think cut penises are covered in rough skin?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't call the skin rough or wrinkled or anything, but elbow skin is the closest word I could think of. The pigment and coloration of the skin has often in my experience been similar to an elbow, with some patches lighter and darker (usually lighter approaching the head, a bit dark approaching where the skin was cut etc.)
I would definitely not say the ones I have had experience with are as smooth as a uncircumcised penis, though. This goes mainly for the head, but the upper shaft, where there is a lack of skin, tends to have had a lot more contact with fabrics than that of a uncircumcised man. This leads to the aforementioned slight discoloration, and leaves the skin being a bit harder or rougher.
The glans/head itself is actually a lot less smooth for the vast majority of circumcised males, which is what leads to the perceived lack of stimulation. I believe the term is Keratinised?
But yeah, I meant elbow skin more as a indication of discoloration and not the physical wrinklyness.
Also, the "wrinkly foreskin" becomes a non issue for a lot of men when erect, as the foreskin is pulled taut etc. I've seen uncircumcised men that appear almost circumcised when fully erect, but without the discolored glans or slightly scarred shaft. That being said, scarring is apparently not all that common, but the majority of circumcised shlongs I've had the good fortune of seeing have had it to some small extent.
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[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;42840357]You say that like it's a badge of honor to suck a lot of dick.[/QUOTE]
I've sucked 37 dicks, don't see how that's anything short of an achievement.
With foreskin or without, penises are amazing, it doesn't really matter.
Either way, the mother shouldn't be blamed for this because oh well it's something that people regularly do to their children, I bet she didn't expect they will cut his goddamn wee wee right off. Somebody should check out the doctor very very closely.
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;42839804]A circumcised dick is prettier[/QUOTE]
My sister is full force on this. We were talking about what she would do if her baby was boy, and she was all on board with circumcision, apparently completely unphased by the concept of [I] teaching her son to was his penis.[/I] She just insisted that uncircumcised penises were "nasty," and laughingly called it a "doggy dick." Thankfully, she's having a girl. It's one thing to have preferences, but for her to be so hostility against it was really aggravating.
It shouldnt be legal to perform cosmetic surgury on infants.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;42840597]My sister is full force on this. We were talking about what she would do if her baby was boy, and she was all on board with circumcision, apparently completely unphased by the concept of [I] teaching her son to was his penis.[/I] She just insisted that uncircumcised penises were "nasty," and laughingly called it a "doggy dick." Thankfully, she's having a girl. It's one thing to have preferences, but for her to be so hostility against it was really aggravating.[/QUOTE]
"I don't like how my baby looks time to bodymod the living shit out of it"
That's it, I am getting my newborn tribal tattoos at 3 years of age. It will be the fucking boss at a the kindergarten.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;42840619]"I don't like how my baby looks time to bodymod the living shit out of it"
That's it, I am getting my newborn tribal tattoos at 3 years of age. It will be the fucking boss at a the kindergarten.[/QUOTE]
That would put a new spin on 'designer babies' :v:
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