[QUOTE=Autumn;42840092]I don't know how many circumcised dicks you've seen but I'm fairly certain they're not meant to be covered in rough and "elbow" skin. I'm far from a master on the subject but the ones I've encountered have been as smooth as anything and in lacking a wrinkly foreskin actually appear better aesthetically than non-circumcised ones.
It's all down to personal preference though, my only question is why you think cut penises are covered in rough skin?[/QUOTE]
people who rated this post optimistic, you know autumn's actually a girl right?
I will never have a child circumcised. If he gets a disease, oh well, things happen, but the possibility of something doesn't a reason to take a lot of potential joy away from someone.
Pretty sure somewhere in the new testament God says something along the lines of "If someone were to get circumcised, you may as well take all that makes him a man away in the first place".
[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Deadman123;42843353]...you must be doing something wrong or going at the speed of light then holy shit.[/QUOTE]
Ya know sometimes you just have to go quick and dirty. Also I was cut fairly tight so lube really is the only way.
I always thought I was circumcised but my mom made a comment last year joking about it and said "Ha! Good thing you aren't!" or some shit like that
I'm still confused to this day
circumcision is weird
penii scare me
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;42846317]Did you sue for malpractice?[/QUOTE]
No, we talked to a lawyer who told us that it's virtually impossible to sue for a botched tubal ligation. We couldn't ever prove her motive so there was nothing we could do.
i like my circumcised dong
[editline]12th November 2013[/editline]
whoever did it did a good job
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42845604]
Everytime I read about this I find information attacking it, saying that this is because circumcision being common in developed countries with proper sanitation. Not really sure about that but it makes complete sense.
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Circumcision isn't common at all outside America and Israel though.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;42840586]
I've sucked 37 dicks, don't see how that's anything short of an achievement.[/QUOTE]
-snip- ;(
[QUOTE=Unisath;42847750]I always thought I was circumcised but my mom made a comment last year joking about it and said "Ha! Good thing you aren't!" or some shit like that
I'm still confused to this day
circumcision is weird
penii scare me[/QUOTE]
Look up pictures and compare to your cock. There's also a circimsision scale so there's a possibility you could just be cut really loosely.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;42840586]I've sucked 37 dicks, don't see how that's anything short of an achievement.[/QUOTE]
this post was the one that made me finally sit down and watch Clerks which I've been meaning to do for a while so thanks for that
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;42842964]i hear you can jerk off without lube with a foreskin
the moisturizer companies must be perpetuating this[/QUOTE]
i can confirm this 100% true
[QUOTE=Npc_Hydra3;42845064]Explain to me how the foreskin is "important".[/QUOTE]
What is stimulation of the penis
It feels nice, dude. That's why it's important.
Once you bring up circumcision in any way on the internet it suddenly becomes war between the circumcised and uncircumcised. Why do people think it's so important to argue about what a dick looks like?
Like damn chill out bitches.
[QUOTE=Demache;42844064]Penetration is hardly the end-all be-all for sex[/QUOTE]
Unless he's going to be giving oral the whole time or goes gay, yes, it pretty much is.
[QUOTE=Amez;42848363]Once you bring up circumcision in any way on the internet it suddenly becomes war between the circumcised and uncircumcised. Why do people think it's so important to argue about what a dick looks like?
Like damn chill out bitches.[/QUOTE]
I just prefer it when we don't mutilate children's dicks because they don't "look good"
Guys who are for circumsision: Have you had sex? You know how awesome it is? What if it felt BETTER and there were NO downsides other then a very rare chance of something? It's called foreskin.
Circumcised dicks look like the sandworms from dune.
Like, do you guys yell "the sleeper has awakened" every time you have a boner?
I got the cut when I was an infant, I've questioned it before, seemingly it's a bit popular in Australia, I don't know.
I don't mind. Sure friction is a little bit of a bother, and it's sort of like 'you'll never know your original body, yadda yadda' it's like I lost an arm at birth so I'll never have two arms and experience life that way. I don't mind. I kinda prefer it this way. I can't really take myself seriously as I never knew life with it, but I like it.
I'm pretty sure those who didn't get the snip find circumcised dicks bad, where those who did get it (unless it's fucked, which mine isn't fyi, it's fine) find uncircumcised dicks bad. Frankly I match just that, I prefer the mushroom top and that's it, rather the rod with a bulge and balloon knot hanging off the end that turns into a wrinkled pushed up sleeve when retracted.
On the flip side, if you are going to get your child circumcised, do it when they are an infant. They won't remember it, and at the time being, simply being out of the womb is a shitstorm enough for them, not too much of a shock. Don't bloody do it when they are like 10 or something, that's fucked.
my are there so many jew haters on FP? Not specifically talking about this thread, but the more I come here the more I realize that facepunch hates jews and everything jew related even though they try to act tolerant to everyone else
it boggles my mind
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;42848685]I'm pretty sure those who didn't get the snip find circumcised dicks bad, where those who did get it (unless it's fucked, which mine isn't fyi, it's fine) find uncircumcised dicks bad.[/QUOTE]
Almost all uncircumcised people are content with being uncircumcised, because if they are not, they can choose to become circumcised. This is not the case for circumcised people, because although some are content with it, many who had no choice in the matter are not. If circumcision was not performed on infants, the number of people discontent with their penis would be reduced.
[QUOTE=frozensoda;42848851]my are there so many jew haters on FP? Not specifically talking about this thread, but the more I come here the more I realize that facepunch hates jews and everything jew related even though they try to act tolerant to everyone else
it boggles my mind[/QUOTE]
What does this even have to do with jews? Literally 50% of US males are circumcised, and literally not 50% of the US males are jews.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;42849060]What does this even have to do with jews? Literally 50% of US males are circumcised, and literally not 50% of the US males are jews.[/QUOTE]
everything that has any relation to jews is demonized here. That's the point. Take a look at the thread, and every other thread that relates to jews in any way
[QUOTE=frozensoda;42849232]everything that has any relation to jews is demonized here. That's the point. Take a look at the thread, and every other thread that relates to jews in any way[/QUOTE]
What hateful things have been said about jews in this thread?
[QUOTE=Dr. Flame;42847896]Look up pictures and compare to your cock. There's also a circimsision scale so there's a possibility you could just be cut really loosely.[/QUOTE]
no but like there's no foreskin around it at all but I'm not circumcised apparently
Nah you're circumsized
[QUOTE=frozensoda;42849232]everything that has any relation to jews is demonized here. That's the point. Take a look at the thread, and every other thread that relates to jews in any way[/QUOTE]
i agree that there is a lot of antisemitism on FP but i don't think it really applies here. circumcision has more than enough reasons to be terrible on its own without ethnicity coming into it
I got circumcised for medical reasons and I don't honestly consider myself being different in any real way. I don't notice any adverse health effects either. I'm sure as shit not discontent with my penis.
Am I in some kind of facepunch minority or something
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;42849886]I got circumcised for medical reasons and I don't honestly consider myself being different in any real way. I don't notice any adverse health effects either. I'm sure as shit not discontent with my penis.
Am I in some kind of facepunch minority or something[/QUOTE]
Yeah kind of, because it was for medical reasons. What people need to undersstand is that there's only a very rare chance of a downside to HAVING foreskin, so you may aswell just leave it on. If you have to have it cut then that's nothing to be ashamed of really, things happen.
I'm just rolling my eyes at how some people in this thread are treating it like it's the worst thing that can happen to you.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;42849923]I'm just rolling my eyes at how some people in this thread are treating it like it's the worst thing that can happen to you.[/QUOTE]
I kind of take this stance, foreskin is useful but if you're about to fuck and you're cut and you pull your pants down girls aren't going to laugh at you (if they do you're doing something wrong)
[QUOTE=Dr. Flame;42849935]I kind of take this stance, foreskin is useful but if you're about to fuck and you're cut and you pull your pants down girls aren't going to laugh at you (if they do you're doing something wrong)[/QUOTE]
I have been told that girls laughing at my dick has nothing to do with the skin on it.
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