[QUOTE=Spetzaz;26542743]Thanks, captain Obvious.[/QUOTE]
Captain Obvious called his boat the [I]S.S. No Shit Sherlock.[/I]
I am SO changing my name to Colonel Cool!
[quote]The award for the longest name for a person belongs to a German immigrant to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The name he was given at birth, and which somehow fit on his passport was:
(First and "middle" names)
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert
Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy
Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy
Zeus
(Last name)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf
tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut
zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolf
tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums
chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefah
rthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha
btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanver
standigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben
slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandere
rintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
Senior[/quote]
[url]http://everything2.com/title/Longest+names[/url]
"Is there a... Mr. Awesome in this residence?"
brb changing my name
[QUOTE=rieda1589;26543408]This guy wins.
[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3369609/Teenager-changes-name-to-Captain-Fantastic.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii
haha oh god fucking asshole parents
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;26562760]"Is there a... Mr. Awesome in this residence?"[/QUOTE]
"That's me :c00lbert:"
[QUOTE=djshox;26548147]jesus fuck please stop raping that emote[/QUOTE]
:smug::dong:
BRB, changing my name to Anal Sex
The names Sex, Anal Sex.
It's like a bond joke horribly reversed on himself.
I should change my name to General Cocksplat
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26549619]this is like a tattoo
the novelty will wear off after about 2 weeks and he'll be stuck with it for the rest of his life[/QUOTE]
There's worse first names than Captain.
That's fucking awesome, No pun intended.
Anything you write on a piece of paper in a signature box is legally considered your signature.
Thanks, Judge Judy.
Hell I'd change my name if it meant I was automatically married to Sarah Lancaster.
I'm gonna change my last name to Pepper and get my Ph.D
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