Wait, what? Teen girls sentenced after serving classmate birthday cake frosted with poop
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we need a "What the fuck is this shit" rating, because the recent news headlines needed that kinda rating
Imagine if it had corn in it.
Why? WHY!?
[QUOTE=clockroach;34028847]Anyone else absolutely hate the media trend to refer to 18 year old males as 'men' and females as 'teens'?[/QUOTE]What difference does it make? Stop nitpicking.
How could she not known it was faeces? It's pretty obvious to tell by smelling it?
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34029968]What difference does it make? Stop nitpicking.[/QUOTE]
It puts a totally different spin on the story.
[QUOTE=clockroach;34028847]Anyone else absolutely hate the media trend to refer to 18 year old males as 'men' and females as 'teens'?[/QUOTE]
please show me more examples of this destructive blight upon journalistic integrity
[QUOTE=notxmania;34030085]please show me more examples of this destructive blight upon journalistic integrity[/QUOTE]
Why on earth would I hunt down examples of a moderately annoying event to appease a sarcastic butthole on the internet?
[QUOTE=latin_geek;34028044]This seems like the appropiate course of action[/QUOTE]
I know, I mean, the fuck are you gonna do with it?
"Oh my god, you guys will NOT believe what I ate this weekend!"
They should have put a strong laxative instead. No sentences and double the fun.
jokes on the girls who did it, they're the ones who had to scoop shit out of a toilet and whip it into frosting
Now, I will never eat anything with chocolate frosting. :|
I am never eating cake again, ever.
I like how they had to clean toilets and shit from elderly people
Serves them right
It's probably not the best idea to have a dinner while reading this thread...
[QUOTE=Recurracy;34031520]I like how they had to clean toilets and shit from elderly people
Serves them right[/QUOTE]
But that punishment will just end up giving them access to more material! There'll be crap cupcakes! Shit eclairs! Digested Taco Bell in the Black Forest Gateau!
[QUOTE=tepholman;34032409]But that punishment will just end up giving them access to more material! There'll be crap cupcakes! Shit eclairs! Digested Taco Bell in the Black Forest Gateau![/QUOTE] Crapbab. Oh wait, kebabs already is done from crap.
How fucking fucked up do you have to be to not only make a cake out of shit, but with the intention of someone else eating it and not knowing what it actually is and probably getting really really fucking sick?
Those asshole bitches should get a much heavier sentencing than "community service," that's just fucking disgusting.
how the fuck do you not realize that your cake is covered in shit before you take a bite
The mom ate it aswell :(
[QUOTE=Thund3rdome;34037259]The mom ate it aswell :([/QUOTE]
"That's really nice from them!"
Meanwhile in... PHILADELPHIA?! I was genuinely surprised when I found out this didn't happen in Japan.
What I'm wondering is how do you not smell it or taste it the first time you put it up to your face?
Surely a cake that doesn't smell sweet, taste sweet and looks oddly weird would have raised some flags
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