[QUOTE=Riller;42832655]I'd do it for a fifth Just live in an apartment nearby, mind my regular business, except a rough every third day I'd have to get my broom down to the street to knock the cone off. Easy dosh.[/QUOTE]I imagined a short man in a corgi fursuit with sunglasses on, muttering in Danish as he knocks off the cone with his extra-long broom.
seems like a stupid thing to do to begin with...
I have an idea, electrify the statue, that'll keep people off by killing them and anyone who tries to use a ladder will get electrified going up
[QUOTE=Sableye;42840101]seems like a stupid thing to do to begin with...
I have an idea, electrify the statue, that'll keep people off by killing them and anyone who tries to use a ladder will get electrified going up[/QUOTE]
it's a feckin statue m8
People just love to mess with statues. Most of Lenin statues I've seen where I live hold either really big bottles of beer or plush cats :v:
[img]http://www.gazetapik.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Lenin_--ED-623x480.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;42831976]How the fuck do you spend that much money taking off a traffic cone?[/QUOTE]
Money laundering.
I'd be highly tempted to epoxy the cone on with some industrial strength epoxy.
[QUOTE=Sprockethead;42830415]£10,000 to remove traffic cones from a statues head?
Shit id do it for half that.[/QUOTE]
This is why I absolutely detest bureaucracy. Instead of just buying a ladder and doing it themselves like normal people would, they have to go hire someone else to do it.
Even GTA 3 is doing it.
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/lewis.9/Archive/outdated/2004-06-06/gta3b.jpg[/img]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect[/url]
I reckon there'll be a cone on it almost every day for the next year.
Napoleon would kick the duke of wellingtons ass in a fight guys
He deserves no less than the cone of shame
Put a cone on the horses head as well after the council waste all that money, just to piss 'em off
[QUOTE=Chaoss86;42845061]Put a cone on the horses head as well after the council waste all that money, just to piss 'em off[/QUOTE]
Too late
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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;42844984]Napoleon would kick the duke of wellingtons ass in a fight guys
He deserves no less than the cone of shame[/QUOTE]
Napoleon lost against him at Waterloo though.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;42845517]Napoleon lost against him at Waterloo though.[/QUOTE]
Napoleon would win in a boxing match.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42847762]Napoleon would win in a boxing match.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but Napoleon doesn't have a cone for a hat.
Why does it cost £100 to get someone with a ladder to take a traffic cone down
Hey rather than throwing more money at something you can't stop why not remedy this instead
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;42849951]Why does it cost £100 to get someone with a ladder to take a traffic cone down
Hey rather than throwing more money at something you can't stop why not remedy this instead[/QUOTE]
They use a wad of £5 notes making £100 to throw at the cone.
On the topic of things that shouldn't be ontop of things, this was a good one from the 50's here in Cambridge
[img]http://www.varsity.co.uk/images/derived/article-objects/md5-7479d6794799c54fd98dd9d8b4723f38/6122.jpeg[/img]
[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2210696/Cambridge-Universitys-1958-car-on-roof-prank-secrets-revealed.html[/url]
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