THQ sent out 4-foot purple dildo's to game news outlets... Now some are missing
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Didn't outlets get these like two weeks ago?
[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]
Oh, and the real life model is slightly thinner than the one in-game because if you used the one in game, you'd probably split in half.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33236857]Didn't outlets get these like two weeks ago?
[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]
Oh, and the real life model is slightly thinner than the one in-game because if you used the one in game, you'd probably split in half.[/QUOTE]
For [i]some reason[/i] I don't think these were intended for us.
Just a hunch.
[QUOTE=znk666;33235212]Oh Jesus Christ,you'd stick that up your butt,and it would most likely come out of your mouth.[/QUOTE]
Try it
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33234460]You obviously haven't seen this fantastic trailer
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-o34AHFWI[/media][/QUOTE]
How ironic that the song in the trailer is called [i] Choke [/i] by hybrid?
If only the Collector's Edition came with one.
Give it a week and it'll show up on redtube.
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;33235341]Wait a minute, Team Fortress 2 is doing promotions for Saint's Row...
Scout's apparently getting a new weapon...
Oh shit[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1yL9U3f-GE[/media]
i'll take eight
[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;33244172][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1yL9U3f-GE[/media][/QUOTE]
What that video fails to mention (there's a much better video of it around somewhere) is that it's based on a real dildo from a real site and is based off of a horse dong.
Yep.
I'm glad it's a woman holding it, otherwise I'd be pretty creeped out.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;33244886]I'm glad it's a woman holding it, otherwise I'd be pretty creeped out.[/QUOTE]
So here's Destructoid resident awful writer and hambeast, Jim Sterling holding it.
[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/215241-dildo.jpg[/img]
I haven't played Saints Row ever, but considering how popular Saints Row 3 looks, it must surely have one of the best stories of all time.
[QUOTE=FPChris;33245388]I haven't played Saints Row ever, but considering how popular Saints Row 3 looks, it must surely have one of the best stories of all time.[/QUOTE]
Does it even have a story?
[url]http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?page=collectors_edition&utm_campaign=collectors_edition&utm_source=newsletter[/url]
Those are the Skyrim dildos. I'm starting to notice a trend here. You think in 10 years from now every game pre-order will come with a dildo?
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33245231]So here's Destructoid resident awful writer and hambeast, Jim Sterling holding it.
[img]http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/215241-dildo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Who the fuck is he fooling?
Also, ew.
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as part of a promotion for their open world, tongue-in-cheek video game Saints Row: The Third.
[/quote]
Oh, it's a promotion thing. I was hoping they were just doing it for kicks.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33244794]What that video fails to mention (there's a much better video of it around somewhere) is that it's based on a real dildo from a real site and is based off of a horse dong.
Yep.[/QUOTE]
My kingdom for a 'gross' rating!
[QUOTE=Andokool12;33247091]Oh, it's a promotion thing. I was hoping they were just doing it for kicks.[/QUOTE]
Why can't it be both? :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/U2klE.jpg[/img]
Who would need [I]all four feet?[/I]
:geno:
[QUOTE=C4rnage;33247898][img]http://i.imgur.com/U2klE.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I don't know what creeps me out more, the 4 foot dildo, or the guy wearing women's clothing holding it.
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