• Charlie Sheen night for Bakersfield Condor Hockey: Tigers Blood slushies and Charlie masks
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[b]OH YEAH, HE'S [highlight]WINNING![/highlight][/b] [release][b]The ECHL Bakersfield Condors have hopped on the Charlie Sheen publicity train making Saturday, March 12, Charlie Sheen Day in conjunction with their "St. Patrick's Jersey Off Our Backs Night".[/b] While this isn't local news, it is fun news for hockey fans and maybe will instill some fun in some local hockey teams, like the Fort Worth Brahmas or the Allen Americans, to spice up their St. Patrick's Day game. Although, it's true, the DFW area doesn't have anyone quite as flamboyant and newsworthy as Charlie Sheen, Daryl 'Razor' Reaugh notwithstanding. Charlie Sheen's energy and eccentricity has dominated the media recently (as if we were living in a box), with one of his mottos on Twitter #WINNING!. The Condors have taken that concept to heart and decided to have some fun with it. [highlight]Some of the highlights:[/highlight] Wear a fedora, or dress like any Charlie Sheen movie character and receive admission for two and a half bucks ($2.50). Bring a clean drug test and receive free admission. 2-for-1 Tiger Blood Icees and snow cones for the kids. The first 1,000 males will receive a Charlie Sheen face on a stick mask. Follow the Condors on twitter and we’re confident you won’t be nearly as entertained as if you followed Charlie Sheen on twitter. However, the Condors are inviting everyone to sign up to follow the Condors on twitter ([url]http://twitter.com/condors[/url]), and if we beat Charlie’s Guinness World Record of reaching one million followers in less than 25 hours and 17 minutes, we’ll let Charlie rename the team, as he seems to have a lot of creative ideas lately. [b]- Bring $2 million (reportedly as much as Charlie doesn’t earn with each cancelled episode) and you can own the Condors![/b] - Charlie’s dubbed “Goddesses” (Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin) have been named as honorary captains for the game. We’re guessing the Steelheads won’t mind if they get to hang out on the bench. - A rock band from Mars will play in front of the arena on the plaza before the game. Before this game, the Condors aren’t going to practice, attempting to channel Sheen’s no-rehearsal-required spirit. After all, to quote the great Allen Iverson, “We’re talkin’ about practice?!” According to PuckDaddy.com, "The Condors also note that anyone bringing $2 million -- the amount Sheen was making per episode of "Two and a Half Men" -- can own the team."[/release] [quote]Source: [url]http://www.examiner.com/hockey-in-fort-worth/charlie-sheen-night-for-bakersfield-condors[/url][/quote] Video! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY86ka65izs[/media] [img]http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/04/69/sheenonastick.jpg[/img]
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I wonder if he realizes they're making fun of him.
It would be funny if the real Charlie Sheen showed up there. And saw all this.
[QUOTE=dogmachines;28587684]I wonder if he realizes they're making fun of him.[/QUOTE] How are they making fun of him?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28587690]It would be funny if the real Charlie Sheen showed up there. And saw all this.[/QUOTE] It'd be funnier if Charlie showed up there and the goons at the doors thought it was just someone who went over the top with their outfit.
Out of curiosity, Banned User, are you local to Bakersfield?
[QUOTE=hexpunK;28587879]It'd be funnier if Charlie showed up there and the goons at the doors thought it was just someone who went over the top with their outfit.[/QUOTE] yes it'd be just like one of those hilarIoUS 60s sitcoms!
[QUOTE=Kybalt;28588125]yes it'd be just like one of those hilarIoUS 60s sitcoms![/QUOTE] Get everyone to laugh like a studio audience at the event
[QUOTE=Paramud;28588064]Out of curiosity, Banned User, are you local to Bakersfield?[/QUOTE] No sir, I live in Colorado.
[img]http://www.google.com/trends/viz?q=charlie+sheen&graph=weekly_img&sa=N[/img] Search trends for Charlie Sheen
[QUOTE=dogmachines;28587684]I wonder if he realizes they're making fun of him.[/QUOTE] I don't think they are. pretty sure it's just an event they had for the fun of it.
I'm gonna find one of those masks and buy it.
[QUOTE=Greenen72;28588157]Get everyone to laugh like a studio audience at the event[/QUOTE] He'll feel right at home.
Why do you get admission for $2.5 if you wear a fedora? Is Charlie Sheen associated with those? Because I wear a fedora every day. Not that I live anywhere near there or interested enough in sports.
[QUOTE=CommanderPT;28589245]Why do you get admission for $2.5 if you wear a fedora? Is Charlie Sheen associated with those? [B]Because I wear a fedora every day. [/B]Not that I live anywhere near there or interested enough in sports.[/QUOTE]Hipster.
This is fucking retarded.
Garry/Compwhizii needs to change the Winner rating to a picture of Charlie Sheen.
[QUOTE=halflambada;28590092]Hipster.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/egZaHy.jpg[/img]
now i know who the winner rating was made for i vote to rename winner to bi winner
Sheen is the true winner here. Click [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5617656/sheenwinner.user.js]here[/url] if you want to change your winner rating to a picture of Charlie Sheen.
That's insane, just like sheen
[QUOTE=Stopper;28588448][img_thumb]http://www.google.com/trends/viz?q=charlie+sheen&graph=weekly_img&sa=N[/img_thumb] Search trends for Charlie Sheen[/QUOTE] Now compare it against 'anal fisting'.
[QUOTE=halflambada;28590092]Hipster.[/QUOTE] Funny how I am being accused of being a hipster for wearing a hat. A hat that has been worn since forever. I do not wear thick brimmed glasses and I do not care for "art". So how am I exactly a hipster? It's a hat. I take it that everyone who wear loose clothing is a gangster and most likely a criminal dealing drugs?
I might be stupid, but what the fuck is Tiger Blood?
[QUOTE=halflambada;28590092]Hipster.[/QUOTE] Just wanted to point out that Fedoras are more Justin Timberlake trying too hard douche than they are hipster.
[QUOTE=halflambada;28590092]Hipster.[/QUOTE] Actually, he's probably more like a nerd. Hipsters are over fedoras.
Fedoras are the douchebag hats
[QUOTE=imarawrus;28600579]I might be stupid, but what the fuck is Tiger Blood?[/QUOTE] XANGO Juice. A drink made from pure mangosteen.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;28600741]Actually, he's probably more like a nerd. Hipsters are over fedoras.[/QUOTE] Exactly. I like to animate and I also make crappy programs in Java.
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