Woman Claims She Owns The Sun, Tries To Sell Land On It
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Well in that case I claim all celestial objects that form the constellation of the Big Dipper, but really we do need to get a system set up for claiming celestial objects in space sooner rather than later or shit is gonna go all wild west.
I really hope it takes forever to get a system set up.
[QUOTE=Chrisordie;47877202]Okay then, I declare ownership of Uranus.[/QUOTE]
Good real-estate for all those who want to poke around and explore
Dibs on Venus and all the women on it.
You guys can have Mars.
i claim all the resources on titan. i'm gonna be rich.
[QUOTE=kilerabv;47877872]Breaking: ISIS now operates from its brand new Sun-base.[/QUOTE]
Nazis have the moon, and ISIS have the sun.
Grab it while you can, there's only a couple billion miles of plasma left to reserve!
I feel so ashamed
they should have let her claim ownership if she pays 20 trillion a month
She should be sued for having poor fire health and safety on her property then.
The bigger question, how is it legal to auction land on eBay?
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47877214]Probably went with it because what she's doing is completely harmless.[/QUOTE]
There will eventually be that moment when, hundreds of years from now, people think about colonizing the sun and realize that some random doofus inherited it from 2015. Overnight millionaire.
I feel like when we figure out how to colonize the sun there would be much more convenient places to colonize instead.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;47878630]I feel like when we figure out how to colonize the sun there would be much more convenient places to colonize instead.[/QUOTE]
It'd be a place for celebrities and hot-shots. Think of the view.
[QUOTE=willer;47878656]It'd be a place for celebrities and hot-shots. Think of the view.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Novangel;47877391]I'll pay in the next billion I promise.[/QUOTE]
how about we make a deal then, pay your rent and I wont break your legs.
Missing out on Planet Rent is some serious shit pal
I wonder if in a century or so from now there'll be descendents of people doing shit like this trying to seize these plots of land. On planets and asteroids, I mean.
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;47883133]I wonder if in a century or so from now there'll be descendents of people doing shit like this trying to seize these plots of land. On planets and asteroids, I mean.[/QUOTE]
Maybe so, but unless they have ways of enforcing it, doesn't really matter.
[QUOTE=willer;47878656]It'd be a place for celebrities and [b]hot-shots[/b]. Think of the view.[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=kilerabv;47877872]Breaking: ISIS now operates from its brand new Sun-base.[/QUOTE]
Probably destroy the Sun if they could, because its light is an idolatrous mockery of the light of Allah.
Dibs on the Milky Way
Dibs on S Doradus and rest of the Large Magellanic Cloud.
[QUOTE=Sparkthunder;47884571]Dibs on the Milky Way[/QUOTE]
Dibs on the Andromeda Galaxy, I'm gonna make you all pay rent when my galaxy has eaten yours in 4 billion years.
Superman's gonna kick her ass if she's gonna try and General Custer on his vacation home.
And dibs on The Horsehead Nebula
You dont really own anything, unless you or somebody else can prevent someone claiming it.
Nobody REALLY recognizes that she owns the sun.
[QUOTE=IceWarrior98;47877211]How do you declare ownership of celestial objects? I want one![/QUOTE]
I guess the same way you claim ownership over a piece of this planet, or the sky, or water.
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