• CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents
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Last time I checked zombies don't mail feet to people.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;36170425]If killers see the faces of the people they've killed in their dreams, what would the guy who eats faces have to say?[/QUOTE] presumably either the victims skull or the cannibal's poop
Its really a bit sad they have to come out and say this. I mean what the hell other than the Miami incident none of the others even resemble zombie attacks.
CDC is contradicting itself. Because they made a handy zombie survival guide (and comic) Here it is to those that are interested [url]http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf[/url]
I'm on to you CDC, first you deny zombies exist. How are you going to cover-up the "riots" and hundreds of people using "bath salts"?
[QUOTE=Computrix;36176231]CDC is contradicting itself. Because they made a handy zombie survival guide (and comic) Here it is to those that are interested [url]http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf[/url][/QUOTE] Good thing it was a joke ment to promote interest in emergency evacuation
Zombies are the new vampires.
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;36176487]Good thing it was a joke ment to promote interest in emergency evacuation[/QUOTE] That's just what they want you to think.
This is the same thing as the birds dying incident. A few cases happen, people start to worry, EVERYONE notices it and then attempts at mass panic along with sensationalist headlines start happening. The fungus thing is stupid too, cause I've known about parasites that did that for years.. they bring the bug to the top of the tree, it dies, and its body decomposes and more parasites/virus/whatever it is rain down onto things below. Being high raises the chance of it spreading.
[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;36176557]This is the same thing as the birds dying incident. A few cases happen, people start to worry, EVERYONE notices it and then attempts at mass panic along with sensationalist headlines start happening. The fungus thing is stupid too, cause I've known about parasites that did that for years.. they bring the bug to the top of the tree, it dies, and its body decomposes and more parasites/virus/whatever it is rain down onto things below. Being high raises the chance of it spreading.[/QUOTE] The guy who ate the other guy's face was high. Oh my god it's going to spread!
[QUOTE=153x;36170991]At school I hear nothing but "OMG ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THIS GUY ATE SOME DUDES FACE OFF ZOMBIES GUYS ZOMBIES" For god sakes people, quit over-sensationalizing things[/QUOTE] And what I'm annoyed of hearing is people saying it's from LSD when they know nothing about it.
I don't see what's so bad about "preparing" for a zombie apocalypse anyway. It's like preparing for any other disaster scenario, just with a little bit more ammunition.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;36180310]I don't see what's so bad about "preparing" for a zombie apocalypse anyway. It's like preparing for any other disaster scenario, just with a little bit more ammunition.[/QUOTE] Your preparing for a completely fictional disaster. You might as well go ahead and prepare for the emergence of a vampire race.
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;36180894]Your preparing for a completely fictional disaster. You might as well go ahead and prepare for the emergence of a vampire race.[/QUOTE] Yes, and? Zombie apocalypse preparations will pay off even if there's a flood, earthquake, or other disaster.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;36177021]The CDC had a tounge-and-cheek site up on how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. [URL]http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse[/URL] blogs.cdc.gov is offline atm though[/QUOTE] Didn't someone ask them on twitter if they would release information and warn the public and they said yes, asolutely or was that an american police force?
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;36180987]Yes, and? Zombie apocalypse preparations will pay off even if there's a flood, earthquake, or other disaster.[/QUOTE] Then it would be preparing for disasters in general. Saying you a preparing for the Zombie apocalypse sounds a bit dumb.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;36177021]The CDC had a tounge-and-cheek site up on how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse. [URL]http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse[/URL] blogs.cdc.gov is offline atm though[/QUOTE] Oh my gods... the zombies hacked the website so we won't know how to survive!
I do believe that I my self am a Zombie.
Zombies are small time, where my liches at
[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;36176557]This is the same thing as the birds dying incident. A few cases happen, people start to worry, EVERYONE notices it and then attempts at mass panic along with sensationalist headlines start happening. The fungus thing is stupid too, cause I've known about parasites that did that for years.. they bring the bug to the top of the tree, it dies, and its body decomposes and more parasites/virus/whatever it is rain down onto things below. Being high raises the chance of it spreading.[/QUOTE] There's also that parasite that works on mice which makes them more docile and more likely to get eaten by predators.
My god people are stupid.
[QUOTE=jaykray;36176524]Zombies are the new vampires.[/QUOTE] And there will be a book called "Brainless - You don't need a Brain to know Love" which is about teenage girl which gives up everything to get together with a zombie. In the story it is revealed that zombies are misunderstood. They are not cannibals, it is just that they only know one way to love someone: to eat him/her out. Literally.
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