Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot
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[QUOTE=The Vman;28613185]Snakes kill people by biting them and poisoning them. In this case, the bite poisoned and killed the snake.[/QUOTE]
I was about my opinion of how ironic it was, but you beat me to that punch by at least 36 minutes.
Also, sucks for the snake, and shame on the model for having fake-'uns. Not only are they toxic to snakes, but they're fake.
[QUOTE=Metalcastr;28612936]Poor snake. Snakes get abused so much; people are afraid of them irrationally. Society needs to stop teaching that all snakes are bad.[/QUOTE]
Does that really apply in this situation? He made his own damn decision to sink his fangs into her over-inflated tits.
Remind me not to bite too hard on a models tits, if the opportunity were to arise in the future.
this stupid ugly bitch
nothing about a snake can fix her ugliness
why did she think licking a wild reptile was a good idea
The snake got a taste of its own medicine.
Lil' Miss Toxic Tits?
The future will be changed!
[QUOTE=The Vman;28613185]Snakes kill people by biting them and poisoning them. In this case, the bite poisoned and killed the snake.[/QUOTE]
It was a constrictor, so it only bit her in fear.
It would be funny/ironic if the snake was actually venomous.
That snake is pretty much every playboy's dream.
Honestly, dying after munching on a big pair of tits?
This is what happens when you use cheap implants that you got from a back alley in Mexico.
At least it got a bit of the [b]huge[/b] tits.
Talk about booby traps
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;28612674]That snake got more tits then any facepunch user will ever get. :smith:[/QUOTE]
speak for yourself kid
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[QUOTE=Impulse101;28615046]Talk about booby traps[/QUOTE]
ha
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28612715]The guy's jacket is "Of whore mother"
something is lost in the translation here.[/QUOTE]
I don't think it was supposed to be a literal translation. It probably just supposed to mean bastard or something.
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Wait what the hell its a clothing line?
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28612715]The guy's jacket is "Of whore mother"
something is lost in the translation here.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing it means "bastard child" or something like that
Fuck the snake. You guys get all butthurt over a retarded story like this, but you make shitty puns about the earthquake in Japan or dead children. The snake is retarded. The woman is twice as retarded. And I'm three times as retarded as I used to be after reading this god-awful article.
You speak as if this snake story is not also receiving shitty puns.
[QUOTE=Pennywise;28616151]You speak as if this snake story is not also receiving shitty puns.[/QUOTE]
Well, it is. But it's getting a lot more sympathy than usual, too.
Poor snake.
Licking a snake isn't too smart... or sexy.
I laughed and then felt bad.
Model? More like whore :colbert:
[QUOTE=SystemGS;28612306]snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/QUOTE]
holla holla get $
In soviet Russia breasts posion the snake.
Our teacher told us about this today, actually. :v:
[QUOTE=Metalcastr;28612936]Poor snake. Snakes get abused so much; people are afraid of them irrationally. Society needs to stop teaching that all snakes are bad.[/QUOTE]
I've had a huge snake in my pants my entire life. It scares the crap out of me.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;28612715]The guy's jacket is "Of whore mother"
something is lost in the translation here.[/QUOTE]
No. "una chaqueta de puta madre" is the same as "a fucking awesome jacket". We Spaniards use way more swear words than your average US citizen.
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