• Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle
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This doesn't sound like it actually happened. His new movie has similarities so I'm guessing he's just trying to get attention for it.
[QUOTE=BCell;32305002]Put this in a minecraft scenario. You are sleeping in bed when all of a sudden, you are awaken by an enderman who is standing right beside your bed with his purple glowing eyes looking at you. I know I would feel terrified if I saw a stranger standing in front of my bed[/QUOTE] Why would anybody possibly need to quantify this article in Minecraft terms?
[QUOTE=BCell;32305002]Put this in a minecraft scenario. You are sleeping in bed when all of a sudden, you are awaken by an enderman who is standing right beside your bed with his purple glowing eyes looking at you. I know I would feel terrified if I saw a stranger standing in front of my bed[/QUOTE] I got a migrane reading this. Also Nick cage is badass, no one can deny that.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;32315940]Why would anybody possibly need to quantify this article in Minecraft terms?[/QUOTE] autism
This sounds like a murder attempt gone completely askew.
[QUOTE=Sir Gangster;32305171][video=youtube;d4MqTCIDKhU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU[/video][/QUOTE] Well well... 240p... we meet again at last.
[QUOTE=BCell;32305002]Put this in a minecraft scenario. You are sleeping in bed when all of a sudden, you are awaken by an enderman who is standing right beside your bed with his purple glowing eyes looking at you. I know I would feel terrified if I saw a stranger standing in front of my bed[/QUOTE] Keep Minecraft in the Minecraft section please.
Sounds like the start of some kinky bondage porno. Naked guy breaks into the house, proceeds to tie up both Nicholas Cage and his Wife and molests them with various phallic frozen treats. Yes, this will work.
"...unhappy wife (played by Nicole Kidman)" hahaha [editline]16th September 2011[/editline] of COURSE she's played by nicole kidman
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