2 days before Christmas? Fuck that, I'll carve "9th May, 2012" into a brick and throw it through the local police station's window!
...Wait, my birthday's on the 9th of May...
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;33444653]2 days before Christmas? Fuck that, I'll carve "9th May, 2012" into a brick and throw it through the local police station's window!
...Wait, my birthday's on the 9th of May...[/QUOTE]
Write 9th May, 2012 on someone's tralala
How do we not know if the '13th b'ahktun' event didnt happen when the Europeans killed all the Mayans?
[b]IF A BRICK SAID IT, IT MUST BE TRUE[/B]
[QUOTE=Garik;33444696]Write 9th May, 2012 on a cops tralala[/QUOTE]
Hmm, his ding ding dong...
I honestly do not know a single person who believes these end of the world theories. Shit is gettin old.
[QUOTE=person11;33444240]The Mayans are coming back from their secret world. FOR REVENGE.[/QUOTE]
Are Hitler and Elvis invited?
So a brick is going to..
[video=youtube;N9KGfgg-d8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9KGfgg-d8s[/video]
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[quote]Some of the supposedly prophetic inscribings on this (incomplete) fragment include the vaguely unsettling terms 'it will happen' and 'he will descend'. 'He' is most likely your boy [B][U]Bolon Yokte[/U][/B], a Mayan god linked to both war and creation and, presumably, one very confused and conflicted deity.[/quote]
How about we just greet this pal and politely welcome him to Earth?
Ill write on a brick that the worlds biggest shit will be made on the 26th of August 2982
Ill laugh in my grave as someone tries to hold in their shit for a week to do this.
Despite how much BS this is , if some bastard does come down from space , I say we invite him to a bar and get smashed. Why not show our lovely customs?
People are so fucking retarded. Its a brick. Calendars run out AND FUCKING ANCIENT PEOPLE WERE SUPERSTITIOUS AS FUCK. Get over it.
[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;33444065]The thing I'm really afraid of is idiots believing this and going looting and what not in the days before nothing happens.[/QUOTE]
If the world is going to end, what would they loot and why?
think about it.
Guys, I found a pebble with the number six on it, which, if you divide by two, you get the number three, which can be multiplied by five, which gives you fifteen. This, my friends, is irrefutable evidence that the world will end on the second day of the third month of the year 2015.
02/03/15 - new end of world. 'Nuf said
[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;33444065]The thing I'm really afraid of is idiots believing this and going looting and what not in the days before nothing happens.[/QUOTE]
Ignoring that it's not like every police officer in the world and peoples morals are going to have just vanished into thin air.
Am I the only one who actually wants world to end
It will be the coolest event in my life! :v:
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It's all a conspiracy. The government keeps publishing these articles to the date where we don't give a crap anymore and then BAM.
I can feel it. :tinfoil:
Sensationalist headlines.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/c0303.gif[/img]
SO they have two bricks saying the world will end in 2012 now? Wow. What I don't really understand is why Mayans are being given such big credibility. Other predictions of the end of times has circulated among other ancient civilizations; why do we think the Mayans were more right than anybody else?
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;33444057]Has anyone actually figured out how calendars work? You know, like the ones most people have somewhere in their homes, or on their computers, or on their phones.
[editline]26th November 2011[/editline]
I mean, what happens once OUR calendars end, you know? What do we do?[/QUOTE]You go out and get a new one. Something the mayans clearly failed to do.
[QUOTE=DrBreen;33445390]If the world is going to end, what would they loot and why?
think about it.[/QUOTE]
Virginities.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;33445816][img]http://i.imgur.com/c0303.gif[/img]
SO they have two bricks saying the world will end in 2012 now? Wow. What I don't really understand is why Mayans are being given such big credibility. Other predictions of the end of times has circulated among other ancient civilizations; why do we think the Mayans were more right than anybody else?[/QUOTE]
Aliens.
Well this is obvious, I mean it ending in 2012 has been proven
why do you think you can't walk into a store and buy a 2013 calender?
[sp]I'm joking, if it wasn't obvious enough[/sp]
The irony if we all really did die.
the calender in my room ended 3 years ago.
[B]MY GOD WE ARE IN THE AFTERLIFE[/B]
The only thing that's going to end the world is the people who believe this shit.
Seriously. There [B]WILL[/B] be riots.
[quote]vaguely unsettling terms 'it will happen' and 'he will descend'[/quote]
jesus second coming 2012
My dick says the end of the world is tomorrow.
It doesn't even say the world is going to end, it says an era is going to end, that like me grabbing a calendar and saying that the year is going to end on the 31st of December and someone assuming that means the end of the world.
No, and era ends and another begins, just like our years.
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