• CANNIBAL arrested after his "dinner guest" changed his mind and called the cops
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[quote=THE UNRELIABLE SUN] The would-be victim from Switzerland answered an internet advert from the 43-year-old man seeking someone who would agree to be killed, cooked and eaten. He claims he thought the offer — posted by a man in Slovakia — was nothing more than a "macabre fantasy game". But he said after speaking to the unnamed man on the phone, he realised he was "deadly serious". He alerted Swiss police who informed their Slovakian counterparts on Monday. The cops sent in an undercover officer posing as the victim in a sting operation to catch the suspected flesh-eater. But as officers attempted to arrest the man yesterday, in the north-eastern village of Kysak, a gunfight broke out and the man and a cop were shot. A Kysak police spokesman said: "It appears this man was genuinely seeking to eat someone. "His advert said he wanted someone who would agree to be put to sleep then killed, cut up, cooked and eaten. "One of our officers and the suspect both suffered gunshot wounds during the arrest and are both being treated in hospital." [/quote] Read more on the UNRELIABLE WEBSITE: [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3574322/Come-die-with-me.html#ixzz1M9CvUsw5[/url]
How rude. Going to a dinner party and arresting the host. Is nothing sacred these days?
Oh. The Sun. Carry on.
like, if this goes on all the time, where the fuck do they dump the remains of the bodies when they're done eating them?
[QUOTE=neap tide;29776941]like, if this goes on all the time, where the fuck do they dump the remains of the bodies when they're done eating them?[/QUOTE] ... Out the anus, and into the toilet? Or maybe they turn the bones into glue? :v:
Wait, isn't this that IT Crowd episode, only it's not a German guy?
they eat it double ninja'd, fuck me.
[QUOTE=neap tide;29776941]like, if this goes on all the time, where the fuck do they dump the remains of the bodies when they're done eating them?[/QUOTE] Burry it in their backyard/under their house.
[IMG]http://www.eyesalt.net/p/g%2Fs%2Fgsnqgtqnktekvjeegotimlijlljiyklwknmwanhzbpkativceh.gif[/IMG] I made some fava beans and a nice chianti. [editline]12th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=brandonsh;29777359]Wait, isn't this that IT Crowd episode, only it's not a German guy?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0d0t1fDv0&feature=related[/media] [U][/U]
i always wondered what humans taste like
How does that advert sound like a 'macabre fantasy game'?
A picture of the victim has been released: [IMG]http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/t/the_it_crowd_moss.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Ermac20;29777479]i always wondered what humans taste like[/QUOTE] Not this freaky ass shit again.
[QUOTE=Ermac20;29777479]i always wondered what humans taste like[/QUOTE] chicken
[QUOTE=Ermac20;29777479]i always wondered what humans taste like[/QUOTE] Supposedly it's similar to pork.
The IT crowd episode is based on an actual event similar to this one. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWZakRDQxs[/media]
[QUOTE=brandonsh;29777359]Wait, isn't this that IT Crowd episode, only it's not a German guy?[/QUOTE] i just started watching IT crowd a few days ago (all of it that is currently in america is on netflix instant stream) and i lol'd hard when i saw the thread title
Human meat gives you brain damage any way so it's best not to eat it.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;29780348]Human meat gives you brain damage any way so it's best not to eat it.[/QUOTE] Any proof on that?
[QUOTE=Ir1shfox;29777460][img_thumb]http://www.eyesalt.net/p/g%2Fs%2Fgsnqgtqnktekvjeegotimlijlljiyklwknmwanhzbpkativceh.gif[/img_thumb] I made some fava beans and a nice chianti. [editline]12th May 2011[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0d0t1fDv0&feature=related[/media] [U][/U][/QUOTE] Fava beans? Chianti? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUr5acPY9g[/media]
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;29780348]Human meat gives you brain damage any way so it's best not to eat it.[/QUOTE] That's just what they [I]want [/I]you to think, maaaan.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;29780394]Any proof on that?[/QUOTE] It's a disease that is caused by damaged protein or something like that. It spreads to your own cells and corrupts the mithosis process or whatever. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29[/url] [quote]Kuru is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder (brain disease) that is a type of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy, caused by a prion found in humans. The term "kuru" derives from the Fore word "kuria/guria", 'to shake'., a reference to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease; it is also known among the Fore as the laughing sickness due to the pathologic bursts of laughter people would display when afflicted with the disease. It is now widely accepted that Kuru was transmitted among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea [B]via cannibalism.[/B][/quote]
It may seem weird but with 2 consenting parties I don't really see a problem with him eating people. Like if the other guy is all for it why not
[QUOTE=Aman V;29780447]It may seem weird but with 2 consenting parties I don't really see a problem with him eating people. Like if the other guy is all for it why not[/QUOTE] If the other guy would have been all for it, he wouldn't have called the cops. And this was all over the news here :v:
[QUOTE=rosthouse;29780512]If the other guy would have been all for it, he wouldn't have called the cops. And this was all over the news here :v:[/QUOTE] I mean if he was for it
[QUOTE=Aman V;29780447]It may seem weird but with 2 consenting parties I don't really see a problem with him eating people. Like if the other guy is all for it why not[/QUOTE] Likely for the same reason suicide is illegal. It's basically suicide. Just a very odd form of it.
[QUOTE=Aman V;29780527]I mean if he was for it[/QUOTE] Since when should killing humans be legal? Even assisted suicide is not legal, this is murder.
[QUOTE=Radiosquid;29780562]Likely for the same reason suicide is illegal. It's basically suicide. Just a very odd form of it.[/QUOTE] Suicide isn't illegal as far as I'm aware. Edit Okay so in some places it is. But I think it's more exception than rule that suicide is illegal. I don't know of any European country that legislates it.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;29780614]Suicide isn't illegal as far as I'm aware.[/QUOTE] In six states (of the United States) suicide, and thus attempted suicide, is illegal. Some other countries are similar. The main thing is that attempted suicide is illegal, too, as you kinda can't do much when the person is already dead.
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