The sun is probably one of the UK's number one sources of bullshit guys, don't worry. Ignore and move on!
ITT: Denial :v:
I'd do a sit-up, but my stomach's in the way.
Oh well, this is why humans invented exoskeletons and guns.
we also happen to be in an age where physical strength isn't as important in society as it used to be
why should I spend months of training to be strong enough to bench 100 pounds when I can build a robot that can bench 500 pounds non stop for a week with the same effort
What mouth breathing shit for brains retard wrote this article. "Sitting around doing nothing all day makes you weak", no shit Sherlock! And they drop the blame on PCs/videogames when you can do the same thing reading books, watching TV, or just being in school. My PC in a way has actually made me stronger in a way since I can look up exercise routines with a blink of the eye and get into them.
We will all become MODOK
I like exercise and working out but have I to admit your never going to need muscles for anything. As long as your not extremely fat you have the same chance of surviving in this world as everyone else.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;30007441]same fucking thing[/QUOTE]
Yep thats why the stick bugs with the most muscles can hide better from prey. Not to mention that being physically fit and strong are 2 different things. You can have muscles and still be fat.
[QUOTE=The DooD;30008725]Oh man, I can't do 2 pull-ups. I'm a [b][highlight]VEAKLING![/highlight][/b][/QUOTE]
how much do you weigh?
the same can be said about doing homework
[quote]And while only one in 20 kids failed to hold their own weight hanging on wall bars in 1998, the number doubled to one in ten by 2008.[/quote]
Bullshit I could hold myself up for a minute on those fucking bars and I was a fat weakling back then.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;30015503]Bullshit I could hold myself up for a minute on those fucking bars and I was a fat weakling back then.[/QUOTE]
Do they just mean hanging there for a minute?
Can't you just kind of lock up your arms and hang there until your hands get too sore
What does it have to do with strength
[QUOTE=-n3o-;30003454]The sun is the Fox News of the UK. No?[/QUOTE]
They're both owned by Murdoch
[QUOTE=Zeke129;30015527]Do they just mean hanging there for a minute?
Can't you just kind of lock up your arms and hang there until your hands get too sore
What does it have to do with strength[/QUOTE]
I assume it means what we did which was hanging with your arms flexed, not straight up.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;30015570]I assume it means what we did which was hanging with your arms flexed, not straight up.[/QUOTE]
Ah, I've never actually tried that so I don't know
I am quite surprised that they call tree climbing a traditional activity when all I ever hear from parents and sometimes media as well is them telling their kids to stop climbing trees because it's dangerous.
"kids get weaker on PC's"
No mention of Macs :smug:
Yeah but, in the long run, I won't need to run a mile in 9 minutes when I sit at a desk like most Americans.
in other news the average human has one testicle
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;30005716]You know in nature it's all about the survival of the fittest, the weakest dying off and the strongest surviving. But how it is today then with us? The "weaker," as in the people sitting on their asses, they are not concerned about survival, and they shouldn't even be! I think that might just be the problem, in some of my twisted opinion.
People gotta start putting their lives on the line! Yeah![/QUOTE]
Survival of the fittest has NOTHING to do with the term "Fitness". Fittest means "Most fitted to the environment" because that means a lot more than strength.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;30018765]Yeah but, [b]in the long run[/b], I won't need to run a mile in 9 minutes when I sit at a desk like most Americans.[/QUOTE]
:rimshot:
[QUOTE=Chrille;30008871]As long as they get proper sex ed what's the hurt?[/QUOTE]
Complete lack of responsibility, for one thing.
"I'll just sit at my computer without doing any kind of exercise, my body will slowly fall apart and I will die sooner than another person who has been doing healthy exercise for all his life. I tell myself that my life is OK."
Don't most people start going to the gym when they get a bit older? Most males I know go
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;30003409]This is the premise of evolution. As we grow more and more advanced we need less body strength to survive.[/QUOTE]
actually
correct me if I'm wrong
but I think evolution is the process of a species getting stronger by having the weak people die
[QUOTE=Mon;30018893]in other news the average human has one testicle[/QUOTE]
I didn't get this at first
But hey that was damn clever good job
nice post
hah i get it
50% of humans don't have testicles so it averages out
hah
Hey at least i'm not fat.
[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;30003371]Isn't the sun some tabloid that wasn't trusted?[/QUOTE]
I remember seeing a magazine of The Sun that said that the end of the world was going to be in October 2005/2006.
[img]http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/nerds1.jpg[/img]
PC master race.
[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;30005455]I didn't realise the sun was this bad.[/QUOTE]
You clearly haven't seen what they said when the Hillsborough stadium disaster happened then.
The Sun is for lower class Mcdonald's trash. Designed so that any idiot with a single braincell could read it and believe it.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Hillsborough_disaster_Sun.jpg[/img]
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