• A man will be eaten alive by an anaconda this December on the Discovery Channel
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[QUOTE=Arc Nova;46420096]Is it because you're a snake?[/QUOTE] Because it's not a dinosaur.
[QUOTE=Exho;46419853]Set your VCRs everyone![/QUOTE] Wait, we still use VHS?
Full video has been released, it happens at 1:00 [video=youtube;KlrkTxpLuYo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo[/video]
Don't these snakes strangle their prey first?
Hope he brings a flashlight with him, otherwise the episode will be like "hey i'm paul rosolie and i'm wearing this obviously not snake-proof suit that I built in my garage over the weekend after pounding back a case of beer. i'm going to get eaten alive by this snake so i can see what its insides look like" < gets eaten > < 2 minutes later > "CAN'T SEE SHIT."
this sounds like it would be really really painful for the snake [editline]6th November[/editline] i mean i'm not an expert but if he's going to be squirming around and stuff it sounds like he could really seriously mess up its digestive system
Wouldn't the snake constrict his breathing by pure mechanical force when he's inside? Also I'm no PETA militant but if they cut open the snake or just kill it they can get absolutely fucked.
I'm calling bullshit on this. Snakes much larger than the one in the video have trouble swallowing adult humans due to our broad shoulders. It's going to be even harder for the snake with that bulky ass suit the guy is wearing. As mentioned already, constrictors usually squeeze their prey until they know they are dead. They rarely, if ever, eat live prey. So assuming the suit does its job, the snake will just give up and find easier prey.
do NOT tell Voremeplz
[QUOTE=Crash155;46420612]do NOT tell Voremeplz[/QUOTE] He's permabanned.
The fascinating documentary of a snake smelling a man's ankle and then slithering in the opposite direction as the man yells at it to come back.
that poor fucking snake :(
he is going to suffocate
[QUOTE=Crash155;46420612]do NOT tell Voremeplz[/QUOTE] he's perma'd, but at least we have keyinskillee in the thread, aka HelixSnake I still remember this motherfucker posting in the dragon thread. he creeped even THOSE guys out :v:
How on earth are they going to get a snake big enough to eat a fully grown male? The only snakes that big are all dead.
A whole new meaning to "I want to be inside of you"
[QUOTE=Callinstead;46419940]My vote is on stupid, this could really harm both him and the snake. Discovery channel is becoming more and more gimmicky...[/QUOTE] Discovery (america) has been garbage except for mythbusters and crab dudes since what's her face took over and made everything bargain budget "reality" tv, and she did even worse to TLC. [quote] what will happen [/quote] What has already happened; already taped; snake already knocked out and guy operated out. It wouldn't be on the air if something had happened to the guy or snake.
[QUOTE=Brobattington;46421430]How on earth are they going to get a snake big enough to eat a fully grown male?[/QUOTE] It's always been a legend that anacondas can eat people (according to 19th and early 20th century explorers and shit) but obviously nobody has been dumb enough to actually say "hey, lets feed someone to a snake and do so on TV!", probably because there's a 100% chance of death. This sounds a bit excessive for science but meh, we do some strange things for science.
This is horrible in all ways. Kill a aged snake for ratings. Fuck you Discovery.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46420048]I'm a vorarephile and I think this is gross and dumb[/QUOTE] It is very difficult to tell whether people are lying over the Internet based off of pure text due to lack of body movements, tone of voice, and other factors that depend on physical interaction. So how the fuck did you break that rule by posting a blatantly obvious lie?
this is just going to hurt and disappoint an innocent, hungry snake
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46420048]I'm a vorarephile and I think this is gross and dumb[/QUOTE] go take a day off and make skate videos
Yep. DM is 53 local and international channels, and pretty much the only one worth a damn is Discovery science and maybe Mil Channel.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46420048][del]I'm a vorarephile and[/del] I think this is gross and dumb[/QUOTE] Now you people can shower the post in green ticks without agreeing to the being a vorarephile bit.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;46421779]It is very difficult to tell whether people are lying over the Internet based off of pure text due to lack of body movements, tone of voice, and other factors that depend on physical interaction. So how the fuck did you break that rule by posting a blatantly obvious lie?[/QUOTE] he's not lying apparently
Odds are its actually gonna be CG or something. They wouldn't air it if there was really any kind of danger to the person. And I seriously doubt they'd want the shitstorm from animal rights groups that would come if it was real.
Hey guess what, he's not gonna die from it. You know. Because they already filmed it. And edited it. And they prolly wouldn't broadcast it if he died you know. Still fucking stupid, tho.
Well this thread got fucking weird really fast with people needing to tell everyone about their favorite fetish. Rip Snake
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;46420024]There is a cable on his leg... what, they're just gonna grab one end and pull till it gives up and vomits??[/QUOTE] Probably
[QUOTE=viperfan7;46422115]Probably[/QUOTE] Considering that the teeth on an anconda curve inwards that's a VERY VERY BAD IDEA.
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