• A man will be eaten alive by an anaconda this December on the Discovery Channel
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[QUOTE=MIPS;46422157]Considering that the teeth on an anconda curve inwards that's a VERY VERY BAD IDEA.[/QUOTE] I shouldn't say pull, I should say anchor to prevent it from swallowing further, eventually it'll give up and send it the other way
[QUOTE=viperfan7;46422163]I shouldn't say pull, I should say anchor to prevent it from swallowing further, eventually it'll give up and send it the other way[/QUOTE] The guy's still probably going to end up completely fucked up if the anaconda goes along it's usual way and actually manages to swallow him, suit of armor or not. Of course, in the case of emergency they can just gut the snake open and yank him out, but that'd be cheating now, wouldn't it?
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[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46420048]I'm a vorarephile and I think this is gross and dumb[/QUOTE] In what way did you think your post would helpfully contribute or give advice to the conversation in any fashion at all?
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46420048]I'm a vorarephile and I think this is gross and dumb[/QUOTE] You must love attack on titan.
Stop posting fucking vore. I thought we killed off WTYO
[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;46422849]Stop posting fucking vore. I thought we killed off WTYO[/QUOTE] What vore?
Let's hope he remembers his lucky hat [IMG]http://peopleforfashion.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1821880.jpg[/IMG]
What the hell is there to be learned from doing this ?? [editline]6th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Helix Snake;46420048]I'm a vorarephile and I think this is gross and dumb[/QUOTE] No you're not! :(
[QUOTE=Inertia;46420558]I'm calling bullshit on this. Snakes much larger than the one in the video have trouble swallowing adult humans due to our broad shoulders. It's going to be even harder for the snake with that bulky ass suit the guy is wearing. As mentioned already, constrictors usually squeeze their prey until they know they are dead. They rarely, if ever, eat live prey. So assuming the suit does its job, the snake will just give up and find easier prey.[/QUOTE] I presume they would have already gone through with it and they are just waiting to air it, either way PETA is going to be all over this and for once I agree with them, this degree of stupid should not be allowed
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;46423248]What vore?[/QUOTE] First page
A lot of herpetologist groups are pissed about this, even ignoring the ethical issues of putting so much stress on an animal just for ratings, it is setting our efforts back greatly. Herpetologists work so hard to teach people the truth about snakes and their importance. Then companies just put out "documentaries" that treat them like man-eaters and vicious killers. There is a petition in progress started by reptile advocates [url=https://www.change.org/p/discovery-channel-stop-the-airing-of-eaten-alive-boycott-discovery-channel]Here[/url].
i wouldn't object to an animal dying for scientific research but an animal dying, probably in excruciating pain, for the lolz of seeing a guy crawl down its throat is just messed up to me. Like what are we hoping to learn from this? its just cruel spectacle. tw@s might as well have a show about what happens if you stick dynamite up a cows arse.
fucking dickheads this is animal abuse the snakes are going to go extinct and the snake did nothing wrong its innocent its just minding its own business fucking humans
[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;46419823]Vore enthusiasts will be overjoyed.[/QUOTE] That's something I could have gone without search up....
Wouldn't it be easier and safer to just use a special camera or something?
[QUOTE=Malvodion;46425180]Wouldn't it be easier and safer to just use a special camera or something?[/QUOTE] Wouldn't be much of a WOW!-factor. They do this for views and publicity.
I have been saying and doing a lot of things lately where I don't realize how stupid it is until it's way too late I don't know what my problem is
The video is gone. Due to outcry?
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;46426172]I have been saying and doing a lot of things lately where I don't realize how stupid it is until it's way too late I don't know what my problem is[/QUOTE] Don't worry Helix. In SH, the hivemind discriminates everyone equally.
Constrictors do not eat their prey alive. Because, you know, swallowing something large, angry and quite possibly sharp is going to give you the mother of all indigestion... So, either the snake is going to crush him until it gets bored/tired, or the suit breaks and he dies. That or it won't be aggressive enough to attack him and simply wanders off. Which is the most likely outcome.
Its gonna be 20 minutes of them building the suit and 5 just laying near it.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;46429619]Its gonna be 20 minutes of them building the suit and 5 just laying near it.[/QUOTE] Don't forget 30 minutes of commercials, perfectly spaced at cliffhanger moments. [quote]"Dude, we got a problem" - [commercial] - "...The hotel doesn't have free breakfast."[/quote] [quote]"Woah, what is that?" - [commercial] - "Oh, that looks like a plastic bottle."[/quote] [quote]"Oh my god Richard!!" - [commercial] - "...I just found your car keys!"[/quote]
I have a feel this could get pulled due to back pedaling from animal cruelty complaints. They wouldn't be wrong either.
Maybe it will happen but they'll just fake the whole thing, that's pretty much how the discovery channel operates these days. Film some snakes getting away from some guy, then wrap him up in a big rubber snake, say it's a "simulation" or just pretend it's real and call it a day.
This is my fetish
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46430425]This is my fetish[/QUOTE] I hardly doubt it
Ehhh, I doubt it will work. I mean, it's not just a question of making the guy look and smell like a decent snack, the snake can't and won't eat something with broad as hell shoulders that will break it's bloody jaw and rupture it like a baloon, especially when that thing is alive and kicking. Snakes aren't that dumb, have a little respect, jeez. It'll most likely be like their fake-and-gay mermaid or megladon documentaries. They will just cg the shit out of it, and then use old fottage made by sane bona-fide scientist or doc-makers who used an actual humane and practical way to show the inside of a live snake... you know, a fucking camera.
[QUOTE=Muggi;46430581]Ehhh, I doubt it will work. I mean, it's not just a question of making the guy look and smell like a decent snack, the snake can't and won't eat something with broad as hell shoulders that will break it's bloody jaw and rupture it like a baloon, especially when that thing is alive and kicking. Snakes aren't that dumb, have a little respect, jeez. It'll most likely be like their fake-and-gay mermaid or megladon documentaries. They will just cg the shit out of it, and then use old fottage made by sane bona-fide scientist or doc-makers who used an actual humane and practical way to show the inside of a live snake... you know, a fucking camera.[/QUOTE] But making a snake swallow a small camera doesn't make for good TV
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46431020]But making a snake swallow a small camera doesn't make for good TV[/QUOTE] You're right, can't wait for the "Eaten Alive" ice cream flavor at cold stone. Tastes of man.
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