• Four calves die mysteriously, probably zombies
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Cultists.
[QUOTE=Foogooman;18609602] Some in the area believe the mutilations to be the work of aliens[/QUOTE] Swamp gas.
Wait how do you come to the conclusion that it was zombies? There weren't any drag marks or footprints of anykind they said.
sorry guys, it was me
[img]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/10/15/arts/15TEAM.1.650.jpg[/img] [I][B]"It's arr going according to pran..."[/B][/I]
RIP calves [img]http://www.hardbody.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/calves.jpg[/img] you will be loved
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;18611912]Cultists.[/QUOTE] Most logical explanation given yet.
Lol zombies, anyone who brought that up deserves a box since zombies are not coordinated enough to not leave a bloody mess and then disappear.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;18613417]Lol zombies, anyone who brought that up deserves a box since zombies are not coordinated enough to not leave a bloody mess and then disappear.[/QUOTE] zombified roombas
Fucking hell I live in southern colorado :ohdear:
What do aliens have ageinst cows, seriously. Stop bothering our cows man, it's not cool.
Ayleeyuns did it.
Yes, it is the alenis.
Illuminati or lizard people in the centre of the earth.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18613880]Fucking hell I live in southern colorado :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Don't you have a ridiculously large arsenal of weapons at your disposal though? The ones you exposed in that thread.
This is the opening to Resident Evil One :) Bet Twilight fans are thinking its Edward Cullen or something.
Well, it's probably all just deception, trying to weave a myth about aliens to disguise the nature of certain top secret stealth aircraft, as they do...
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;18615296]Well, it's probably all just deception, trying to weave a myth about aliens to disguise the nature of certain top secret stealth aircraft, as they do...[/QUOTE] Yes. A stealth aircraft that killed four calves by removing the organs and skinning them. What the fuck.
they might aswell just have kidnapped the calves, killed them, and then place them back... who knows :tinfoil:
Was a T-Rex. Obviously.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18613880]Fucking hell I live in southern colorado :ohdear:[/QUOTE] But don't you have a fucking arsenal? I think you're good. I know it's been said already, but damn.
Probably just some crazy people who know how to not leave evidence.
Fucking Black mesa
Yeah, for now it's just the cows but any day now they're gonna move on to killing people and what happens then, huh? Game over man, game over!
Jesus christ! Photos from that ufonut website. Those cows got seriously fucked up. [media]http://ufonut.com/wordpress/wp-content/100_3465.JPG[/media] [media]http://ufonut.com/wordpress/wp-content/Sanchez_06_02.JPG[/media]
No worries guys, the alien dint eat the calves' brains :downs:
[QUOTE=zorkypoo;18617021]No worries guys, the alien dint eat the calves' brains :downs:[/QUOTE] They left brains for zombies.
The swine flu is mutating.
It's definitely Chupacabra
[QUOTE=madmanmad;18614089]What do aliens have ageinst cows, seriously. Stop bothering our cows man, it's not cool.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2ngzz34.jpg[/IMG]
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