• Four calves die mysteriously, probably zombies
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[QUOTE=Symmetry;18615219]Don't you have a ridiculously large arsenal of weapons at your disposal though? The ones you exposed in that thread.[/QUOTE] My weapons will not save me from turning inside out!
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18617860]My weapons will not save me from turning inside out![/QUOTE] Unless you eat your weapons and then shoot the culprits while turning inside out.
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;18611399]Brb, getting the biggest firearm I can get to prep for the zombie apocalypse.[/QUOTE] Ha, like you'd get to the end of the street.
[QUOTE=johanz;18617898]Unless you eat your weapons and then shoot the culprits while turning inside out.[/QUOTE] Listen to this man. He knows his shit.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;18614089]What do aliens have ageinst cows, seriously. Stop bothering our cows man, it's not cool.[/QUOTE] They are one of our prime food sources with the meat and milk and all. Maybe they don't have any animals as versatile as our cows, no animals with mammary glands or anything like them.
I'm surprised Slenderman hasn't been mentioned yet.
Classic Cattle Mutilation, move along.
[QUOTE=Talat112;18616816]Jesus christ! Photos from that ufonut website. Those cows got seriously fucked up. [media]http://ufonut.com/wordpress/wp-content/Sanchez_06_02.JPG[/media][/QUOTE] Woah! This is not the doing of zombies, it was [b]THE GOVERNMENT TESTING A NEW [highlight]DEATH RAY[/highlight][/b] :pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming::pcgaming: :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18610215]As long as they don't eat my brains, i will be alright with them.[/QUOTE] Its flesh. Not brains. People have to get it right.
[QUOTE=TAU!;18611206]Poor calves. Putting the whole "aliens" thing aside, who or what would have done this?[/QUOTE] Talented, sadist taxidermists on a cow-killing rampage? [quote]But rancher Manuel Sanchez has found no signs of human attackers, such as footprints or ATV tracks.[/quote] It's possible to leave little to nearly no traces, but it'll take serious skill and care.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE[/media] Reminded me of this.
[QUOTE=Talat112;18616816][Mutilated calves][/QUOTE] How does that just happen.
weather balloon
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18613880]Fucking hell I live in southern colorado :ohdear:[/QUOTE] You're not a cow are you?
[QUOTE=Talat112;18616816]Jesus christ! Photos from that ufonut website. Those cows got seriously fucked up. [media]http://ufonut.com/wordpress/wp-content/100_3465.JPG[/media] [media]http://ufonut.com/wordpress/wp-content/Sanchez_06_02.JPG[/media][/QUOTE] What he fuck could do that to a cow?
It was zerg. Mark my words, the END IS NIGH!
Why would it probably be zombies? They said it wasn't messy and there weren't any human tracks, and I'm guessing zombies would both leave a mess and pretty obvious tracks.
i saw something about this on tv like a year ago. they were talking about it being UFO's or something i don't know, apparently it's rather frequent.
Not creepy, not scary no no. It's exciting. It's pretty god damn interesting. - FP, keep me informed on this one, will ya?
Maybe someone took the cows took another location, mutilated them, and put them back?
They were talking about farm animal mutilations on Coast to Coast AM one night. That's some freaky shit. The guest was talking about one cow that was found mutilated and 100 yards away from any cow tracks. And it was muddy, with no other tracks nearby. I don't think it's aliens, for the record.
[QUOTE=Comtochus;18625936]Talented, sadist taxidermists on a cow-killing rampage? It's possible to leave little to nearly no traces, but it'll take serious skill and care.[/QUOTE] Not whilst carrying a cow, since they definitely weren't slaughtered on site. Being as there is no blood.
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