• Toilet on ISS breaks
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Check [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colbert#Other][u]Wikipedia[/u][/url].
be the first one to shit in space outside the shuttle
[QUOTE=Bobsters34;16146647]be the first one to shit in space outside the shuttle[/QUOTE] I do so enjoy your posts.
i'll bet the person responsible for clogging it is flushed with embarrassment
Not this shit again!
Lol, I love how costs are magnified in space. Fixing this would be dead easy, but the second space is involved, the price gets times by about 5000. A new toilet costs $150, but when it's on the space station, the price goes up to $750,000+ [I] "Oh shit, we broke the toilet paper dispenser! Get me half a million dollars!"[/I] In all seriousness, though, they'll probably just tell a crew member how to fix it :p
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This is going to have a [I]shitty[/I] outcome.
[QUOTE=Garion;16147385]You're late [b]and[/b] you used the same picture acquired from google searching "super mario galaxy" hahah[/QUOTE] Rated box for missing the giant piece of shit in the image.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;16146709]I do so enjoy your posts.[/QUOTE] thx bro
QUESTION!!: when you shit in space seeing their is no gravity for your shit to GO DOWN INTO THE TOILET! does it just float in mid air where you shit out the shit!?!?!?!?
If you take a shit outside, will you be sucked inside out through your own asshole?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16148944]If you take a shit outside, will you be sucked inside out through your own asshole?[/QUOTE] No you'll be sucked out through someone else's.
Simple solution, take a shit in the airlock and pop the door open.
NEWSFLASH : Impending shitstorm is going to hit Earth.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;16149882]Simple solution, take a shit in the airlock and pop the door open.[/QUOTE] i dont want any shit to hit my space-windshield as i cruise through space and time in twenty years with my GHEXC-310|-013
Shame we don't got a loada chamberpots on the station... They could just use them, and then just airlock them...
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;16144360]There's no-one to be a fucking prude about where you shit though, so just crap out of an airlock.[/QUOTE] I'd shit in a bag, throw it out the airlock/at someone I hate.
That'll be a laugh when they wake up and have a queue to use the other one, they'll be floating around banging into things with their legs crossed.
[QUOTE=Garion;16147385]You're late [b]and[/b] you used the same picture acquired from google searching "super mario galaxy" hahah[/QUOTE] You can't see shit.
[QUOTE=Garion;16147385]You're late [b]and[/b] you used the same picture acquired from google searching "super mario galaxy" hahah[/QUOTE] no gorion, [b]you[/b] are late
Haha, this is weird, just the other week I went with school to the nearest college where they had an astronaut and his wife who's an astronaut trainer that gave a presentation and held a question and answer session. Someone asked what would happen if the toilet breaks.
Good thing they have 2
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