Fucking assholes saying London is britan, I'm in Scotland. WTF is going to happen to me?
[QUOTE=gt118;19789808]Fucking assholes saying London is britan, I'm in Scotland. WTF is going to happen to me?[/QUOTE]
Some Doctor from Pakistan is going to drive a 4X4 into your airport.
[QUOTE=gt118;19789808]Fucking assholes saying London is britan, I'm in Scotland. WTF is going to happen to me?[/QUOTE]
:scotland:
[QUOTE=radioactive;19789711]Fear Mongering is such a great phrase.[/QUOTE]
That's true... damn. :frown:
My favorite, though, is one I first heard from G. W. Bush. Cut and run.
So are Middle Easterners basically the UK's version of Mexicans?
[QUOTE=Jimjim32;19787129]Frightening news.[/QUOTE]
Well [B]terrori[/B]sm is working then
I heard they are gona release a bus load of rapists upon us.
[QUOTE=Lankist;19789871]So are Middle Easterners basically the UK's version of Mexicans?[/QUOTE]
Europes version of Mexicans.
We're all out of teabags.
Oh no, I'm really shitting myself
A surprise revolution is going to happen.
[QUOTE=PieClock;19790121]We're all out of teabags.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is wrong with you.
we're only on the [I]second[/I]-highest level. what do you think the highest level is for.
Extreme tea-bagging, the likes of which the world has never known.
lol benie
Huh? Oh, they only raised it because the paedophiles are invading. Again. It's a pretty standard thing on Friday Nights/Saturday mornings.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;19791219]Huh? Oh, they only raised it because the paedophiles are invading. Again. It's a pretty standard thing on Friday Nights/Saturday mornings.[/QUOTE]
Yep
Parents around the UK have boarded up the windows and doors and armed ourselves.
pray our defences hold till sunrise.
[QUOTE=Eleventeen;19787311]Nothing is going to happen, just watch.[/QUOTE]
Nothing ever happens in theese kind of news. If something happens it usually happens by surprise
Suprise!
Terror alerts, the government's fear supply on tap...
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;19795181]Terror alerts, the government's fear supply on tap...[/QUOTE]
God help us one of these days when it turns out to be a real threat.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;19795229]God help us one of these days when it turns out to be a real threat.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I think Bush wore out the wolf cry when he raised the alert to fuck with Kerry's campaign speeches.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;19795353]Yeah, I think Bush wore out the wolf cry when he raised the alert to fuck with Kerry's campaign speeches.[/QUOTE]
Literally, almost. I remember there was one campaign ad with wolves, implying that he was keeping us safe from the world.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19787235]Oh look, the Government are trying to fear monger the people of the UK into thinking that there was a major terrorism problem, and then the Labour Government somehow fixes it and looks like heroes and so they have a better chance of getting voted in again in the upcoming general election which Labour will lose if they don't do anything about it. Nothing to see here, nothing to worry about, move on and worry about Scientology or something actually dangerous.[/QUOTE]
So you think you have a better understanding of whether the country is at risk or not than the government?
Don't get me wrong, I hate Labour too, but that's a bit of a cheap shot.
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;19791169]What the fuck is wrong with you.
we're only on the [I]second[/I]-highest level. what do you think the highest level is for.[/QUOTE]
Crumpets.
Terrifying.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;19795400]Literally, almost. I remember there was one campaign ad with wolves, implying that he was keeping us safe from the world.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU4t9O_yFsY[/media]
[QUOTE=Luke510;19796515][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU4t9O_yFsY[/media][/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ, I had forgotten how blatant the fearmongering in '04 was.
I can't wait to make jokes about stereotypical American things if this happens in the US.
Oh noes words that tell us to panic! :derp:
[QUOTE=gt118;19789808]Fucking assholes saying London is britan, I'm in Scotland. WTF is going to happen to me?[/QUOTE]
Haven't you heard, anything past the M25 doesn't exist.
Shit. I have a flight tomorrow :geno:
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