[QUOTE=Randdalf;27916513]That's a short story by Roald Dahl :V[/QUOTE]
Lamb to the slaughter.
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We read it recently at school.
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I know it all.
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ALL c
Roald Dahl had some excellent stories. Genesis and Catastrophe blew my mind.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;27917602]I still like my old idea of inviting a buddy fishing, getting drunk as fuck, and pushing him overboard and drowning him, claiming he fell off
as long as conscience doesn't get you the worst that you could end up with is a BUI[/QUOTE]
i'm never going fishing with you.
[QUOTE=JDK721;27916915]I guess you could say their plan melted[/QUOTE]
Yes, I would agree, you could say that.
Yep.
This is so close to a perfect murder. The perfect murder would be to lick a candy cane to a point, stab, work through the blood and stuff to eat it, and nobody will know.
Great, now I have the taste of butter on my tongue just from thinking about it.
When you kill someone with butter you'd better do it right. There is no margarine for error or you wind up in jail like this couple.
All the butter in the world won't make these guys smooth criminals.
Damn now imagine if he was lack toast and tolerant...
like SUPER DUDE
God dammit I read the first page again because of this
Pfff, I could think of a butter way...
[QUOTE=overdoom;27928477]lack toast and tolerant...[/QUOTE]
That hurt my brain bro why you gotta post like that?
Also butter murder is so creative I am almost jealous such a genius idea.
They should have put a hair dryer to his neck after, that might have melted it all.
Just about anything in the kitchen can become a deadly weapon, this put a smile on my face.
Would have worked better with ice.
[QUOTE=rosar0980;27925474]This is so close to a perfect murder. The perfect murder would be to lick a candy cane to a point, stab, work through the blood and stuff to eat it, and nobody will know.[/QUOTE]
Except for your DNA on the wound from licking the candy cane.
[QUOTE=Averice;27932398]Except for your DNA on the wound from licking the candy cane.[/QUOTE]
let your dog lick it
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