Full-Scale Replica Of Noah's Ark Planned for Kentucky Creation Museum at cost of $24.5 Mil
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It would be impossible to build a 'Noahs ark' that could hold every animal in the world with the materials available where the story takes place. Not to mention the lack of access to other animals, food, etc.
People are so fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;26433059]It would be impossible to build a 'Noahs ark' that could hold every animal in the world with the materials available where the story takes place. Not to mention the lack of access to other animals, food, etc.
People are so fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]
But god did it. :colbert:
god empowered noah's beard
[QUOTE=GunFox;26422803]Christians spend 24.5 million dollars in order to prove themselves idiots.
Where can I donate to this project?
This is almost the very definition of giving someone enough rope to hang themselves.[/QUOTE]
I'd expect better from a moderator.
Implying that all Christians don't believe in evolution/ are batshit insane.
[quote]"We see a full-scale, wooden ark as something so significant that it will shake up this nation," Ham said. "It would be a clear reminder to America about the truths of the Bible. The building of a huge ark is a unique and powerful opportunity to reach millions in our nation (and around the world) with a bold statement: God's word is true."[/quote]
How the fuck does building a boat prove god is real. Logic right there.
Quick, somebody do a calculation about how big it'd need to be to take every animal on earth. What is the metric volume of two of every species on earth?
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;26434378]Quick, somebody do a calculation about how big it'd need to be to take every animal on earth. What is the metric volume of two of every species on earth?[/QUOTE]
God told me it was a meter cubed
nice waste of money there
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also how did noah save the salt water fish because they would not be able to survive in the fresh water
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;26434519]nice waste of money there
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also how did niah save the salt water fish because they would not be able to breath the air[/QUOTE]
What?
[QUOTE=Mr Dinosaur;26434716]What?[/QUOTE]
rain is fresh water and salt water fish would not be able to live when the fish and salt water mixed
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;26435022]rain is fresh water and salt water fish would not be able to live when the fish and salt water mixed[/QUOTE]
Seems to me that the oceans are still salt and so there would still be some salt content in the water, albeit this would probably end up being some sort of toxic mixture for both kinds of water based organisms.
And why are we trying to apply any sort of logic to bronze age mythology?
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;26435022]rain is fresh water and salt water fish would not be able to live when the fish and salt water mixed[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean when the fish and the fresh water mixed?
Hey my state is in the news. At least it's not for something terrible.
Giant expensive ark during a recession:
Because it proves god exists.
I hate people.
[QUOTE=Zombii;26435133]At least it's not for something terrible.[/QUOTE]
Yes it is
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;26434378]Quick, somebody do a calculation about how big it'd need to be to take every animal on earth. What is the metric volume of two of every species on earth?[/QUOTE]
I dunno but I know there are about 1.25 million species of animals
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that's not counting all the species that have gone extinct in the thousands of years since then
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4bfl8GAMtQ[/url]
"So far uh... two tigers dad."
he would need way more then 2 of every animal if he didnt want the incest thing to make there genes weak
[QUOTE=Kalibos;26435296]I dunno but I know there are about 1.25 million species of animals
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that's not counting all the species that have gone extinct in the thousands of years since then[/QUOTE]
And maybe some we haven't found yet...?
Why is this money not going to help the poor and sick :/
[QUOTE=GodKing;26422859]Somehow I think that money could be put to better use, like feeding starving children and healing the sick.[/QUOTE]
You have it all wrong. Feeding starving children and healing the sick can only be done by praying. You think that kid needs food? Think again, he needs a bible more! Think those sick people need medicine? You're retarded, we should stay as far away from them as possible, not give them any food, and pray that they get food from someone else.
[QUOTE=Kalibos;26435296]I dunno but I know there are about 1.25 million species of animals
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that's not counting all the species that have gone extinct in the thousands of years since then[/QUOTE]
Man, there's around 1 million species of beetles alone, you need to up your estimate
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;26435022]rain is fresh water and salt water fish would not be able to live when the fish and salt water mixed[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure it rains in the ocean all the time.
[QUOTE=Mr Dinosaur;26438907]Pretty sure it rains in the ocean all the time.[/QUOTE]
The ratio might change a teensy bit if the entire planet was suddenly covered in fresh water.
For that matter, where the hell did all the water to flood the earth even come from?
What a fucking waste of money. Not like we have poor or sick people to fucking help. Honestly, these folks can just fucking kill themselves.
[img]http://costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/evan.jpg[/img]
This guy did it for free, with just the help of Morgan Freeman.
[QUOTE=OddLawnGnome;26439068]The ratio might change a teensy bit if the entire planet was suddenly covered in fresh water.
For that matter, where the hell did all the water to flood the earth even come from?[/QUOTE]
According to some theologians, most of it erupted from the earth. :v:
[QUOTE=Mr Dinosaur;26439196]According to some theologians, most of it erupted from the earth. :v:[/QUOTE]
And according to others, it was in the form of an ice shell suspended in the sky around the earth. This both provided the water and explained away Adam clearly seeing planets or stars or some other bullshit.
It's amazing what they'll come up with to explain impossible things.
Using electricity and other technology discovered by the scientific community, they will build a religious icon.
i live in kentucky, within minutes of this piece of shit
we have gone there to smoke weed in the parking lot and leave a few times, teee
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