Full-Scale Replica Of Noah's Ark Planned for Kentucky Creation Museum at cost of $24.5 Mil
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The ultimate irony would be that by trying to construct an ark as described in the Bible, they realise that the Bible cannot be taken literally, or perhaps even figuratively, and the people who visit the museum begin to lose faith.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;26421659]Ha, our religion's boat is bigger than yours, therefore it must be true.[/QUOTE]
I read that in Farnsworth's voice
[QUOTE=OddLawnGnome;26439068]The ratio might change a teensy bit if the entire planet was suddenly covered in fresh water.
For that matter, where the hell did all the water to flood the earth even come from?[/QUOTE]
got made it
[QUOTE=Habsburg;26421862]this certainly isn't a waste of money at all[/QUOTE]
i'm sure if it was a giant marble statue of charles darwin it wouldn't be a waste of money
seriously though, we need more giant statues of charles darwin
[QUOTE=Furioso;26442799]i'm sure if it was a giant marble statue of charles darwin it wouldn't be a waste of money
seriously though, we need more giant statues of charles darwin[/QUOTE]
We need more statues of scientists period. I wouldn't mind a Jonas Salk statue
For 24.5 million dollars we could make a giant robot version of Charles Darwin.
riding a dinosaur
[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;26439246]And according to others, it was in the form of an ice shell suspended in the sky around the earth. This both provided the water and explained away Adam clearly seeing planets or stars or some other bullshit.
It's amazing what they'll come up with to explain impossible things.[/QUOTE]
Wow. Never heard that one before.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;26434378]Quick, somebody do a calculation about how big it'd need to be to take every animal on earth. What is the metric volume of two of every species on earth?[/QUOTE]
The boat would probably have to be the size of Ireland.
Good fucking luck with that one :v:
Although these people are complete retards, this is still going to be a very interesting thing to see.
Would be better if it floated, though.
I still don't get why they wouldn't use that $24.5 million on something more... useful to the less fortunate people of the world. Like feeding the hungry, supplying clean water and medicines to the sick, etc. Even more baffling is why God hasn't fixed these problems yet...:v:
$24.5 Million on a bloddy wooden ark, why not give it too the poor or something wouldn't that be a ton more respective to their "religious" beliefs, rather then building a giant and not to mention immovable wooden object that is essentially a giant dick waving contest "clearly my god is true, just look at the size of this giant wooden ship".
Plus I love how they're throwing around the term "replica", I believe replica describes a model recreation of something that already existed, but the Ark didn't bloddy exist.
[QUOTE=yuki;26435137]Giant expensive ark during a recession:
Because it proves god exists.
I hate people.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure why people are complaining about this so much. It's basically a bunch of hardcore Christians wasting their own money by giving it to a bunch of people who will construct this ark.
We our school visited a creationist church last week. I didn't even know that there's one in our little town in Finland. Here's what a dude there said.
"When I stick a needle trough a can of milk, what happens? The milk leaks away. But what happens when I stick a needle trough my skin? It heals. Even though the hole is small as a point of a needle, my body knows exactly where it is and sends exactly the right substances exactly in that little spot in my body. That requires something what we call intelligent design! But if would have taken a million years to heal, I would have died in loss of blood. So evolution can't exist."
That was almost a straight quite, translated in english.
[QUOTE=Maucer;26444569]We our school visited a creationist church last week. I didn't even know that there's one in our little town in Finland. Here's what a dude there said.
"When I stick a needle trough a can of milk, what happens? The milk leaks away. But what happens when I stick a needle trough my skin? It heals. Even though the hole is small as a point of a needle, my body knows exactly where it is and sends exactly the right substances exactly in that little spot in my body. That requires something what we call intelligent design! But if would have taken a million years to heal, I would have died in loss of blood. So evolution can't exist."
That was almost a straight quite, translated in english.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck... christians.
They could donate the Ark to the homeless people so they can live in it after they are done with it. So then it wouldn't be a complete waste of money.
[QUOTE=Maucer;26444569]We our school visited a creationist church last week. I didn't even know that there's one in our little town in Finland. Here's what a dude there said.
"When I stick a needle trough a can of milk, what happens? The milk leaks away. But what happens when I stick a needle trough my skin? It heals. Even though the hole is small as a point of a needle, my body knows exactly where it is and sends exactly the right substances exactly in that little spot in my body. That requires something what we call intelligent design! But if would have taken a million years to heal, I would have died in loss of blood. So evolution can't exist."
That was almost a straight quite, translated in english.[/QUOTE]
It's like the banana argument.
It's full of stupid.
I love the banana argument because of how it's so easy to defeat.
We created the modern banana through EVILution, and they rely on humans to live because they're sterile.
[QUOTE=bravehat;26445353]It's like the banana argument.
It's full of stupid.[/QUOTE]
It's like the entirety of creationism.
Pointlessy retarded.
I wonder how Noah got 24 million dollars of work in such a short time, not to mention no power tools or anything...
[QUOTE=Maucer;26444569]We our school visited a creationist church last week. I didn't even know that there's one in our little town in Finland. Here's what a dude there said.
"When I stick a needle trough a can of milk, what happens? The milk leaks away. But what happens when I stick a needle trough my skin? It heals. Even though the hole is small as a point of a needle, my body knows exactly where it is and sends exactly the right substances exactly in that little spot in my body. That requires something what we call intelligent design! But if would have taken a million years to heal, I would have died in loss of blood. So evolution can't exist."
That was almost a straight quite, translated in english.[/QUOTE]
Lol that's weird. Evolution can't exist if it would take a million years for our cells to multiply to heal the needle wound, which doesn't take that long.. Now that's what I call an intelligent design!
[QUOTE=bravehat;26445353]It's like the banana argument.
It's full of stupid.[/QUOTE]
Dicks are hand sized. We were meant to masturbate, it's by god's design.
useless waste of money is useless
[QUOTE=Maucer;26444569]We our school visited a creationist church last week. I didn't even know that there's one in our little town in Finland. Here's what a dude there said.
"When I stick a needle trough a can of milk, what happens? The milk leaks away. But what happens when I stick a needle trough my skin? It heals. Even though the hole is small as a point of a needle, my body knows exactly where it is and sends exactly the right substances exactly in that little spot in my body. That requires something what we call intelligent design! But if would have taken a million years to heal, I would have died in loss of blood. So evolution can't exist."
That was almost a straight quite, translated in english.[/QUOTE]
Then how come if my jeep's radiator is leaking and I crack an egg into it the hole plugs up on its own until I can get to a garage and have it repaired properly
my jeep is jesus, which is terrible because I won't be able to ditch that pos in the lake now
You should have asked that guy if people with clotting disorders are godless heathens who need to die.
[editline]2nd December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kalibos;26443394]riding a dinosaur[/QUOTE]
This creationist museum has exhibits with children riding dinosaurs
I am completely serious
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;26446854]useless waste of money is useless[/QUOTE]
but religious people will like it, so not much of a waste
When I asked how old he thinks the world is, he says it can't be more than 8000 years, because if it was any older, we would be standing on tens of meters of human corpses. :v:
Don't know how accurate this is, but it is relevant. :v:
[img]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/am/v2/n2/ships.jpg[/img]
kinda sad that 1.2 million people visited this abomination. Keep creationism and other lies in your local church, where it belongs.
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