• Mountain Dew and other sodas put out fires; also cause memory loss, skin lesions, and nerve disorde
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well I'm fucked; apperently when I was an infant I wouldn't drink anything other than Mountain Dew, so for the first few years of my life I was drinking diluted Mountain Dew out of a bottle.
Wow I just had some Mt Dew today.
[QUOTE=TheBigPal;33708769]I drink plenty of Mountain Dew and my memory is fine.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what a person with memory loss would say!
[QUOTE=Crimor;33709773]I know, but that means they're able to make the mountain dew taste exactly the same(tried some of the american ones a few years back) and yet they still use this shit in the american ones?[/QUOTE] Welcome to America.
Gatorade, flame retardant? Figures, it gave me diarrhea
Drinking a coke right now
"causes nerve disorders" Well I should be a goddamn human vibrator by now. Another bullshit study to scare people into changing their diets, and eventually the government steps in and bans all the "bad foods" that people are eating, and it's 1984 all over again.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33710311]"causes nerve disorders" Well I should be a goddamn human vibrator by now. Another bullshit study to scare people into changing their diets, and eventually the government steps in and bans all the "bad foods" that people are eating, and it's 1984 all over again.[/QUOTE] the fact that you think you most likely don't have a nerve disorder completely debunks this study good job
Yeeeeee, Coke is the BEST product still. Pwned.
[QUOTE=TheJoker;33709243]Didn't someone say that Mtn Dew causes you to lose sperm too?[/QUOTE] I thought that was Dr. Pepper? And I'm pretty sure that was proven wrong.
SKIN LESIONS? AHAHAHAHA! Wow! I should be the human equivalent of a smoked sausage by now. This is utter bullshit.
time to sue them for 1 million in brain damages
I drink only Mr. Pibb usually. I love it.
mountain dew tastes like bad ginger ale with urine thrown in guess i'm not missing anything [QUOTE=Atlascore;33709520]Wow that must be agonizing, no milk, coffee, or anything else?[/QUOTE] charcoal and sand-filtered hydrogen and oxygen master race along with milk and iced tea/juice i only drink soda as a rare treat, and i mean like, mexican-imported coca cola or boylan
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33710367]SKIN LESIONS? AHAHAHAHA! Wow! I should be the human equivalent of a smoked sausage by now. This is utter bullshit.[/QUOTE] Can cause =/= will cause for 100% of the people that drink it. Take smoke for example. Lots of people smoked till they died at the age of 70-90 or whatever and there are several of those that were in pretty good shape for most of their lives as well. Doesn't mean smoke ain't going to fuck up most peoples bodies and that it is a fact.
Coke all day every day.
Good thing I don't like soda. The only time I drink it is at parties and the like when there's no other option.
I probably never drank mountain Dew, like ever.
First corn syrup and now this? Seriously what else has the american food regulations allowed which is classed as harmful in other nations, I get a feeling it's a huge ass list of E numbers.
Being someone who travels from the UK to the US a lot, I find that UK Mountain Dew and US mountain Dew taste completely different. As does US and UK Pepsi, Fanta, Dr. Pepper and Sprite. And I'm sure a whole load of other things that I've never tried. The food culture over there is completely different, that's just something I've noticed over the years and it really intrigues me.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;33710620]First corn syrup and now this? Seriously what else has the american food regulations allowed which is classed as harmful in other nations, I get a feeling it's a huge ass list of E numbers.[/QUOTE] welcome to a free market that is suffering zero government regulation uncontrolled capitalism is scary
Someone said there was a list but i cant find it am i just missing it and it is right in front of me.
I'm dumb, does that mean I can sue Mtn. Dew?
[QUOTE=GameDev;33710731]I'm dumb, does that mean I can sue Mtn. Dew?[/QUOTE] Maybe if you've experienced memory loss, skin lesions, or nerve disorders.
I often grab Mtn Dew when I can, since it's not widely availiable here and has to be imported. Fucking love the stuff.
I think pop is vomit-gross. But, I can't stop people from drinking it. At least not all. I drink water, water, water, and protein drinks that I make myself. Like Arnold Schawrzenegger once said, "Why give the body something it doesn't need?"
Well, I'm not drinking anymore soda.
Good ol water.
I rarely drink sodas anyways.
water drinker master race!
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