Mountain Dew and other sodas put out fires; also cause memory loss, skin lesions, and nerve disorde
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And now news is ruining another of my favorite things in modern society. you know what fuck it though, I am only gonna live once and I like my mountain dew. Toxic or not it is delicious.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33709487]Water[/QUOTE]
What's that?
Eww you drink the stuff you put in your toilet??
[QUOTE=BenJammin';33711952]They sometimes sell real cane sugar versions and it basically tastes the same. Not much of a difference in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
Oh there's a big difference. So much that my brother and I only drink the sugar cane variant it tastes so much better.
The glass bottle getting mistaken for a beer bottle is a problem though.
Hmph. But I like my blue mountain dew. Guess its back to sprite for me.
[editline]14th December 2011[/editline]
Actually fuck it, do the blue all day erryday
I have a lemon-lime gatorade in my hand, fuck.
Yay, another sensationalist article attacking soft drinks instead of telling people to use some damn common sense and moderation.
Well, it looks like I'm sticking to Dr. Pepper.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';33708818]No wonder my fucking bottom eyelids twitch so much. Same with my legs sometimes, just a random twitch.[/QUOTE]
That's probably magnesium deficiency, actually
High Fructose Corn Syrup was used as a pesticide :v:
I drink soda very rarely now, but if I didn't care about laying off of it I'd probably go and buy a whole pack of Mountain Dew and snacks then game all night long.
Shit tastes good. Love me some nerve disorders.
This finally explains why Soda tastes so different in Europe compared to the US.
Pfffft, in russia they add plutonium to their energy drinks. It really gives it a metallic punch.
Am I alright if I only drink one once a day?
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;33711985]This explains why I have so many open wounds without any noticeable reason.[/QUOTE]
oh god i choked on my coffee
[QUOTE=minilandstan;33713456]Am I alright if I only drink one once a day?[/QUOTE]
That's kind of a lot already.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33713474]That's kind of a lot already.[/QUOTE]
I drink a hell of a lot of water and milk too, but i'm not sure if that actually changes anything
Don't worry Coke drinkers, [url=http://abcnews.go.com/Health/cspi-caramel-coloring-cola-cancer-soft-drink-industry/story?id=12932008]the caramel coloring in Coke and Pepsi causes cancer[/url], so if anything switch to something like Mountain Dew for memory loss as opposed to cancer.
They stopped importing Mountain Dew here some 5 years ago. I'd kill for a can.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;33711982]You've got to treat your body sometimes, give it a little wine-n-dine, just feeding your body the bare requirements for it to function must be hella boring. Excess shit from soft drinks may not be good for you, but they are a fuck ton more interesting to drink than water.
And hasn't Mtn. Dew been known to cause various problems for like, most of the products lifespan?[/QUOTE]
I absolutely love water, I just never have a thirst for anything else. I really don't see drinking it as "bare-minimum". It's not like soda, or juice give it extra-benefits. I do drink tea sometimes, and in winter the occasional hot chocolate, but I'm just not a sweet-drink guy I guess.
Please tell me this shit isn't in blue powerade.
Fuck that, I only drink Dr Pepper. :v:
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;33711968]I also heard rumors that mountdew reduces your loose sperm.
I sure as hell havn't been shooting blanks.[/QUOTE]
How would you know that, do you get tested every week or something?
To be honest scientists are always saying how stuff hurts/kills/reduces your sperm to the point where I don't believe them anymore. I drink mountain dew, and I'm getting good exam grades, I always remember meetings and I rarely forget anything. I don't twitch, I don't have any skin problems or any of that shit.
I used to drink Mountain Dew, but now I only drink Mountain Dew
[QUOTE=TestECull;33713084]Yay, another sensationalist article attacking soft drinks instead of telling people to use some damn common sense and moderation.[/QUOTE]
Knowing some people, common sense and moderation gets thrown out of the window more often than not :D As to dew, never had one and been barely drinking any other soft drinks lately so no loss for me.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;33713507]No it's not.[/QUOTE]
One soda per day ? Yet it is. It's pretty much concentrated sugar with co2 in it so it has bubbles, it's as good as eating one pack of candies per day.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33716093]One soda per day ? Yet it is. It's pretty much concentrated sugar with co2 in it so it has bubbles, it's as good as eating one pack of candies per day.[/QUOTE]
[B]NOT A PACK OF CANDIES?![/B]
Mountain Dew and Fanta suck anyway
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;33715912]How would you know that, do you get tested every week or something?[/QUOTE]
I test every now and then.
Never touched the junk anyway
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