Little girl claims she didn't eat doughnut. Evidence strongly suggests otherwise.
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[QUOTE=lazyguy;45805978]I blame Bush.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha are you serious?
This is clearly the work of the Illuminati. They want to take away our frosted donuts and HOARD them for themselves, so that when their allies, the SPACE LIZARDS from Alpha Centauri invade, all we'll be left with are CHEAP, GLAZED DONUTS to pay TRIBUTE with. The ridiculous PRICE RATIO between FROSTED and GLAZED donuts will mean that with only GLAZED donuts left, paying TRIBUTE will CRIPPLE the WORLD ECONOMY, RUIN our AGRICULTURE, and CONTRIBUTE to [B]GLOBAL WARMING.[/B] This will leave us [I]RIPE[/I] for [B]DEBT ENSLAVEMENT[/B] under the guise of HUMANITARIAN ASSISTANCE, allowing the [B]SPACE LIZARDS FROM ALPHA CENTAURI[/B] to FORCE US to [I]TURN OUR PLANET INTO A[/I] [B]GIANT DONUT FACTORY[/B], FUELING THEIR ECONOMY AND [I]DRIVING[/I] THEIR [B]GALACTIC WAR MACHINE[/B], LEADING TO TRILLIONS OF LOST LIVES AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BURNED WORLDS. IF THIS IS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN, THE BLOOD OF [I]ALL THOSE TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE[/I] WILL BE ON OUR HANDS, BECAUSE [I]WE DID[/I] [B]NOTHING[/B] TO [B]STOP[/B] IT [B]FROM HAPPENING[/B]. WE MUST DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO PREVENT IT, WHICH INVOLVES [I]DESTROYING[/I] [B]MANUFACTURERS OF GLAZED DONUTS[/B], WEARING [B]FROSTING-COVERED TINFOIL[/B] ON OUR HEADS TO [I]KEEP GLAZED DONUTS FROM OVERTAKING OUR MINDS[/I], AND BUYING FILTERED WATER BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THE [B]GOVERNMENT[/B] - CONTROLLED BY THE ILLUMINATI - [B]PUTS DONUT GLAZING IN PUBLIC DRINKING WATER[/B]. THE TIME HAS COME TO [B]RISE UP[/B] AGAINST THOSE WHO WOULD [B]ENSLAVE[/B] AND [B]DESTROY[/B] US. RISE UP, RISE UP O MANKIND, RISE UP AND [B]THROW OFF THE CHAINS[/B] THAT BIND YOU, RISE UP AND TEAR AWAY THE CLOTH THAT [I]BLINDS YOU TO THE TRUTH AND MUTES YOUR VOICE[/I]. RISE UP, AND USHER IN A NEW AGE OF [B]PEACE AND PROSPERITY[/B], FREE FROM SLAVERY AND INJUSTICE. [B]JOIN US, AND RISE.[/B]
To the chair with her.
Life sentence.
Combination of thread title and friendly ratings made me think this was going to be something really sad and senseless like a young girl being harshly punished by an actual court of law for snatching a doughnut from a bakery or something. Not some random youtube video that a news site is exploiting for happy feelsy clickbait.
Give her mega bloks for Christmas and nothing else.
firing squad
[QUOTE=geogzm;45804520]can't wait for people to come in to this thread and suggest that this animal doesn't deserve the death penalty[/QUOTE]
Maybe if we legalized rehabilitation for politically-correct pro-gay islamic gun religions then the death penalty for open carry donut-weed using Israeli feminists wouldn't be such a big deal.
Who even needs a wiki-leaked fully automatic bag of skittles in Fergusson anyway?
This is just another example of the continuing failure of US psychiatrical care. This little kid clearly needs help and she didn't get any.
[editline]26th August 2014[/editline]
And even though I just got told this didn't occur in the US I'm going to spend the next two and a half pages arguing for how I [I]technically[/I] wasn't wrong but eventually backpedal and conclude with how [I]pointless [/I] it really is debating you people!!
We have to stop Donut!
Donut Twenty-Twelve!
[QUOTE=V12US;45804472] [quote]And when Mandy points out the frosting on her daughter’s chin, she thinks fast.
‘That is chocolate,’ she says, looking surprised.
‘I guess Ben pushed it in my mouth.’
Loyal brother Ben even corroborates.
‘Yeah I did!’ he says.[/quote]
What a twiiiiiiiiist![/QUOTE]
It's a conspiracy [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tinfoil.gif[/img]
Man Eats Curry 2: Dessert
In the criminal justice system, stolen food crimes are considered especially heinous. In the Doe household, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Stolen Cookies Unit. [I]These are their stories[/I]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3MuUTmXNk[/media]
In this episode:
Benson and Stabler investigate the theft of the cookie.
Plot obviously points to the little girl.
The little girl claims innocence, suggests she was coerced by her brother.
Stabler risks losing his credibility after it turns out he coerced a confession from the brother of being an accomplice.
Novak risks her job by covering for Stabler, thus making Stabler have to discover who made the cookies in the first place.
It turns out that the mom was really the one that fed the girl the cookie, and used the camera to frame her.
Stabler relates this to some sort of event he encountered several years ago.
THE END
You guys are fucking barbarians, this person might have done horrible acts, but they're still human! Why not just life in prison ?
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45809452]You guys are fucking barbarians, this person might have done horrible acts, but they're still human! Why not just life in prison ?[/QUOTE]
not enough
I can't believe people still scream for rehabilitation when there's people like this out there.
Makes me sick.
What a little cunt tbh
Why do we never talk about the victims in this situation? That donut had a family for fucks sake yet all you guys are so focused on the little girl that committed this atrocity.
Justice for doughnut
[QUOTE=Jays2Kings;45810003]Justice for doughnut[/QUOTE]
#notallchildren
#yesalldonuts
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