• Mystery bug claims more victims at Playboy Mansion
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[quote]symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort[/quote] All common side effects of being in the presence of Hugh Hefner
[QUOTE=TH89;28064666]All common side effects of being in the presence of Hugh Hefner[/QUOTE] nice new avatar man
Thanks you cracker ass cracker [editline]15th February 2011[/editline] This is upsetting because now I won't know if people thought my post was witty or just like the picture
[QUOTE=TH89;28064696]Thanks you cracker ass cracker [editline]15th February 2011[/editline] This is upsetting because now I won't know if people thought my post was witty or just like the picture[/QUOTE] Hey, that's [i]our[/i] word!
[QUOTE=Kalibos;28063587][img_thumb]http://zombiesaresexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Sexy_Zombie_Super_Hero.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] Heh, Wonder Girl.
[QUOTE=TH89;28064696] This is upsetting because now I won't know if people thought my post was witty or just like the picture[/QUOTE]Not a bad problem to have.
[QUOTE=Kalibos;28063587][img_thumb]http://zombiesaresexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Sexy_Zombie_Super_Hero.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Isn't that the Black Lantern symbol?
Yes, Donna Troy. [img]http://www.carolastrickland.com/comics/wwcentral/costume_indices/images/dt%20costumes/zombiedonna.jpg[/img]
M-m-m-megaherpes.
[QUOTE=ChaosIncarnate;28064976]Isn't that the Black Lantern symbol?[/QUOTE] HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW I JUST GOOGLED SEXY ZOMBIE jesus christ
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;28061779]Hugh Hefner has unleashed a Sex Virus determined to turn every person into sex-craving nymphomaniacs so that he may spread his Playboy Franchise and DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH SEX-BEASTS!! :byodood:[/QUOTE] ...this is a fate I find acceptable and I am indeed looking forward to it.
they're fucled
Syphilis
[QUOTE=Maloof?;28062931]Just because a lot of sex happens there doesn't mean it's a dirty place. I'd go as far as assuming that the substantial wealth of Hefner combined with the fact that the Mansion seems to be used for public events quite often would mean that it gets cleaned professionally and regularly.[/QUOTE] It's the fact that there are so many individuals in close contact. Sex is as close as you can get to someone really, if that person happens to be ill (or harboring a virus in incubation perhaps) you're likely to be infected yourself.
[img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs478.snc4/50553_279152858314_3848793_n.jpg[/img] Implications.... unpleasent.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;28061779]Hugh Hefner has unleashed a Sex Virus determined to turn every person into sex-craving nymphomaniacs[/QUOTE] Oh man if only...
No thanks there's this really ugly chick next-door.
[QUOTE=Novangel;28086154]No thanks there's this really ugly chick next-door.[/QUOTE] Implying you wouldn't accept sex from her?
I think I'd classify her as a guy.
[QUOTE=Novangel;28086563]I think I'd classify her as a guy.[/QUOTE] Are we talking, like, something like this? [img]http://www.webguild.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ugly-girl.jpg[/img] If so, you guys wishing for the Hefner strain of the Sex virus, be careful what you wish for!
:crying:
I say it's a rare breed of AIDS from being around Hugh Hefner
[QUOTE=Phycosymo;28087440]I say it's a rare breed of AIDS from being around Hugh Hefner[/QUOTE] Or maybe they just got a rare form of arthritis.
what the hell is that thing posted a few posts ago i demand an explanation
it's christianity :O
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