• Semen found in McDonalds mayo
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[QUOTE=ghosevil;45026276]Sure the article is clearly fake, but that doesn't mean there are actually some twisted people who derive pleasure from sneaking their bodily fluids into the food. And it's not like they don't have a reason- low-tier fast-food workers get treated like garbage..[/QUOTE] If that's their reason, they're fucking retarded. "I hate my job! I am going to take it out on these customers."
[QUOTE=The golden;45021131]Sounds like they need to DNA test the semen and find the owners of it. (Or they might already know the culprits if I'm reading the article right) And drag their asses to court[/QUOTE] Its not as simple as "Put the DNA in the DNA machine and get a name". You need to have suspects to compare the DNA to
I'm loving it! not like that htough
[QUOTE=cqbcat;45025672]It's funny, but not really anything wrong with it. She's just being a faithful lover and I respect her honesty for saying this publicly.[/QUOTE] But Lisa McDowell doesn't really exist.
Well, I hate mayo so much it might as well be semen to me, so I think I'm safe.
I stopped laughing at "herpes"
[QUOTE=Qwerty Bastard;45028277]Well, I hate mayo so much it might as well be semen to me, so I think I'm safe.[/QUOTE] not me, i prefer mayo over ketchup :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=proboardslol;45027747]Its not as simple as "Put the DNA in the DNA machine and get a name". You need to have suspects to compare the DNA to[/QUOTE] Well I'd assume they'd test it against the workers who made the burger.
Lol, realfarmacy.com sources this from allsingaporestuff.com who sources it from wahlaoeh.sg who just lists "mostextremenews" as the source without an actual link. Oh, Singapore.
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