[QUOTE=abcpea;42846580]what kind of sharks[/QUOTE]
Pygmy sharks.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rQQfjT6.jpg[/img]
The sharks can keep it for all I care.
Uh, is Microsoft unaware Target already shipped like 200 Xbox Ones on accident a few days ago?
Hardly the first retail Xbox One. Poor sharks being lied to.
What's with Microsoft's obsession with sharks lately
And then some druid with Animal Friendship memorized waltzes in and steals it all. :v:
you guys blow. i want to borrow that xbox [sp]forever[/sp]
[QUOTE=supersoldier58;42846286]This is getting lots of dumbs but tbh it's true, and I imagine if this was a PS4 article then you guys would think it was the best thing in the world (and I can't say I'd disagree, it's pretty interesting) but because the Xbox One does it, it's no good anymore? Oh no a Microsoft PR department is actually doing something right and actually cool! But might as well rate it dumb anyway, because Xbox lol.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, look at all these dumbs OP got. Those fucking bandwagoners, wow
[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;42846927]I bet the tank is filled with Mountain Dew.[/QUOTE]
And the sharks will be on a doritos diet.
lol gaiz xbox1 is 4 noobs get a reel console liek ps4
You haven't even ever played an Xbox One or a PS4 (unless you stole one), so how can you all tell that Xbox One is the bane of all humanity and PS4 is a god that you must kiss the feet of and worship? Can anybody even point out one [B]legitimate[/B] flaw with the Xbox One to turn it into a discrace to the universe? Or a [B]legitimate[/B] upside to PS4 that makes it the creator of life? I don't get it.
Who's [b]BOLD[/b] enough to go get it?
[QUOTE=Smell;42847687]lol gaiz xbox1 is 4 noobs get a reel console liek ps4
You haven't even ever played an Xbox One or a PS4 (unless you stole one), so how can you all tell that Xbox One is the bane of all humanity and PS4 is a god that you must kiss the feet of and worship? Can anybody even point out one [B]legitimate[/B] flaw with the Xbox One to turn it into a discrace to the universe? Or a [B]legitimate[/B] upside to PS4 that makes it the creator of life? I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
Well, from my point of view, and I think you can safely assume that I am a tad biased in this, but, well, Microsoft's advertising the XBox One seems to be desperate. Creative, but desperate.
While Sony's advertising of the PS4, although there have been some unique things, has mostly been sane.
Honestly, it feels like Microsoft's doing the clingy ex-girlfriend routine at the moment. "I'm hot, smart, sexy, and if you don't love me, I'LL THROW MYSELF OFF THE BRIDGE!"
[QUOTE=Smell;42847687]lol gaiz xbox1 is 4 noobs get a reel console liek ps4
You haven't even ever played an Xbox One or a PS4 (unless you stole one), so how can you all tell that Xbox One is the bane of all humanity and PS4 is a god that you must kiss the feet of and worship? Can anybody even point out one [B]legitimate[/B] flaw with the Xbox One to turn it into a discrace to the universe? Or a [B]legitimate[/B] upside to PS4 that makes it the creator of life? I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
Even though everyone says this its pretty true:
Xbone can barely manage to get games at 1080p already, it doesn't look good. Combined with the fact that Microsoft is on damage control 24/7 with all their mess ups.
I'm probably gonna pick one up later in the year anyway.
[QUOTE=Smell;42847687]You haven't even ever played an Xbox One or a PS4 (unless you stole one), so how can you all tell that Xbox One is the bane of all humanity and PS4 is a god that you must kiss the feet of and worship? Can anybody even point out one [B]legitimate[/B] flaw with the Xbox One to turn it into a discrace to the universe? Or a [B]legitimate[/B] upside to PS4 that makes it the creator of life? I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
I've tried both at 2 gaming conventions by now and I think both of them are okay, but not worth the investment at launch.
However this thread is about promoting a console by sticking it into a shark tank, and honestly I hope nobody has to explain to you just how ridiculous of a PR stunt that is, since honestly, neither a Xbox One in a shark tank, nor an entire hotel based on the Xbox One is seriously giving me any type of promoting message to go out and get one.
Same thing though with the PS4 which has also some dumb as hell PR going on, [b]however[/b] at least they also gave core gamers an actual incentive to buy their console, even if it's just store credit and free online play for a month.
[QUOTE=Smell;42847687]lol gaiz xbox1 is 4 noobs get a reel console liek ps4
You haven't even ever played an Xbox One or a PS4 (unless you stole one), so how can you all tell that Xbox One is the bane of all humanity and PS4 is a god that you must kiss the feet of and worship? Can anybody even point out one [B]legitimate[/B] flaw with the Xbox One to turn it into a discrace to the universe? Or a [B]legitimate[/B] upside to PS4 that makes it the creator of life? I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
I don't really care for the 720p thing but really xbox one has to be the least interesting system for this generation. It really has nothing worthwhile going for it and the one game I'm interested in is also on PC.
Not to mention it's way too expensive for what it offers.
i really don't understand the xbone hate bandwagon. if it were a ps4 guarded by sharks you'd be like "wow this is awesome!!! go sony!!!"
This anti-Xbox circlejerk is ridiculous.
[QUOTE=MenteR;42848070]i really don't understand the xbone hate bandwagon. if it were a ps4 guarded by sharks you'd be like "wow this is awesome!!! go sony!!!"[/QUOTE]
Naah, because Sony usually pulls different kinds of shit.
Like [I]RIIIDGE RACCERRRR!![/I]
[QUOTE=Apollo;42848108]This anti-Xbox circlejerk is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
it's almost as bad as the pro-sony circlejerk
[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]
moral of the story: you're a big dumb idiot if you participate in any kind of circlejerk about consoles before they're released (unless you come over to my house and join in on the "wow im so smart everyone else is wrong" circlejerk)
[QUOTE=Badballer;42847691]Who's [b]BOLD[/b] enough to go get it?[/QUOTE]
I would - not because I want to, but because I could. :v:
[QUOTE=MenteR;42848070]i really don't understand the xbone hate bandwagon. if it were a ps4 guarded by sharks you'd be like "wow this is awesome!!! go sony!!!"[/QUOTE]
People are just blowing the DRM out of proportion, and the rest follow...
Allegedly the PS4 has heating issues, but you don't notice that being posted nearly as much -- at least I don't.
Also, is it just me or are the current generation consoles extremely dull and lackluster? Not that it matters for me since I use my PC for basically everything, but I was hoping for something like the Wii.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;42848125]it's almost as bad as the pro-sony circlejerk
[editline]13th November 2013[/editline]
moral of the story: you're a big dumb idiot if you participate in any kind of circlejerk about consoles before they're released (unless you come over to my house and join in on the "wow im so smart everyone else is wrong" circlejerk)[/QUOTE]
Tbh it's pretty stupid being the only one part of the "let's shit up threads that go against my for now unpopular opinions" circlejerk too.
[QUOTE=MrShark;42848215]People are just blowing the DRM out of proportion, and the rest follow...
[/QUOTE]
The main reason it's being blown out of proportion is because Sony haven't cocked up [i]recently[/i]. Because Microsoft's mistakes are in more recent memory than Sony's (far worse, not next-gen related) cockups, everyone suddenly treats MS as "literally Hitler".
If something suddenly happens, let's say the PS4 happens to have a really bad launch (think Xbox 360 RROD for example), everyone will suddenly shift to "I secretly knew the Xbox was going to be better but never said".
And then nobody orders it and it's left in the sharktank forever.
the end.
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[QUOTE=MrShark;42848215]People are just blowing the DRM out of proportion, and the rest follow...
[b]Allegedly the PS4 has heating issues, but you don't notice that being posted nearly as much -- at least I don't.[/b]
Also, is it just me or are the current generation consoles extremely dull and lackluster? Not that it matters for me since I use my PC for basically everything, but I was hoping for something like the Wii.[/QUOTE]
Actually, Sony and quite a few developers have proved those rumours to be false.
[url]http://www.cinemablend.com/games/PS4-Overheating-Rumor-False-Devs-Speak-Out-60342.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Jeller;42849454]Actually, Sony and quite a few developers have proved those rumours to be false.
[url]http://www.cinemablend.com/games/PS4-Overheating-Rumor-False-Devs-Speak-Out-60342.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Not that I'm saying the PS4 has overheating issues, but quoting an article saying this:
[quote]Those who have been Xboned up their fanboy hole have been begging us to write about the PS4 overheating[/quote]
[quote]Before we get to proof that buries one of the most ridiculous pieces of FUD spreading throughout the gaming community, let's first point to a piece of evidence that imbued all this rumor mongering and false equivalency of hardware failure from those who have been Xboned. [/quote]
[quote]Anyway, to appease those who have been Xboned, this article has been made mostly to prove that reputation management trying to take a dump on the PS4 is nothing but FUD.[/quote]
... is probably not the best source.
Anyway, it links to an article from Dualshockers that seems to be a lot more fair. Maybe you should've posted that link instead.
[QUOTE=Jeller;42849454]Actually, Sony and quite a few developers have proved those rumours to be false.
[url]http://www.cinemablend.com/games/PS4-Overheating-Rumor-False-Devs-Speak-Out-60342.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Somehow I feel like a site that uses phrases as stupid as "Those who have been Xboned up their fanboy hole" isn't amazingly trustworthy.
[QUOTE=TheAdmiester;42849726]Somehow I feel like a site that uses phrases as stupid as "Those who have been Xboned up their fanboy hole" isn't amazingly trustworthy.[/QUOTE]
Well it links to sources that doesn't seem biased, but that CinemaBlend site seems awfully biased though.
A dumb publicity stunt is a dumb publicity stunt, regardless of what's sealed in the watertight box.
So they hired Dr. Evil to do their marketing now......
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