• Gay couple sue airline after dildo taped to top of their luggage and displayed on baggage carousel
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[QUOTE=thisispain;37462990]so what you are saying is that an "industrial machine" opened up a bag, took what i assume is a concealed dildo at the bottom of the bag, pored lubricant all over the dildo, then took the dildo and didn't even bother putting it back inside the bag, but they put it on top of the bag in plain sight. this is what happened, in your opinion? i'm pretty sure a gay dude who uses a dildo knows what "foul-smelling lube" means. a synonym would be [b]santorum[/b].[/QUOTE] If it were to be an accident that it happened, it might have simply been grease / oil / from the conveyor or floor (or any other surfaces it might have contacted along its journey) when the bag burst open.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37463020]The bag burst open, you can tell from the zip so it's entirely likely it broke open on the conveyor.[/QUOTE] it *suddenly* broke open on the conveyor, the dildo which was probably at the bottom of the bag rolled out by itself, and landed in one of the "industrial machines" that spit out santorum, later which was discovered and placed on the top of the bag.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463057]it *suddenly* broke open on the conveyor, the dildo which was probably at the bottom of the bag rolled out by itself, and landed in one of the "industrial machines" that spit out santorum, later which was discovered and placed on the top of the bag.[/QUOTE] 1. If there was fecal matter, it would probably be stated in the article and be easily investigated 2. The bag looks overstuffed and the zipper is broken on both ends
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463057]it *suddenly* broke open on the conveyor, the dildo which was probably at the bottom of the bag rolled out by itself, and landed in one of the "industrial machines" that spit out santorum, later which was discovered and placed on the top of the bag.[/QUOTE] Probably at the bottom of the bag? So you know the intricacies of the packing methods of these two gentlemen? Really it isn't as sinister as folk are making it out to be, aye it's dumb that they didn;t put it to the bottom when the bag burst but dems de breaks.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;37462902]god read tfa it isn't TSA tape, its United tape. The bag exploded on luggage transit, it was taped up, and the "lube" is most likely from the luggage belt/the roll-y conveyor belt things[/QUOTE] I'm not saying that that didn't happen, and I didn't mention TSA at all. I was just saying how it disturbs me knowing that people can go through your shit without you ever knowing, or their employers. It is very likely that the bag exploded on transit judging by the zipper still in place, but still TSA and Airlines in general are shitty.
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;37463070]1. If there was fecal matter, it would probably be stated in the article and be easily investigated[/QUOTE] when a gay dildo user says foul-smelling lubricant, i think it's pretty clear what he means. [QUOTE=fishyfish777;37463070]2. The bag looks overstuffed and the zipper is broken on both ends[/QUOTE] stuff doesn't fly out of a bag when the zipper opens.
It is important to remember that they are only saying that the dildo was covered in whatever the lubricant was. If there was some industrial grease laying around, it would have gotten all over the bag, other peoples' bags, and the contents of that bag.
[QUOTE=cccritical;37462883]oh man if I ever need to smuggle a gun somewhere I'm going to hide the parts in massive rubber dildos the perfect plan[/QUOTE] Genius.
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37463080]Probably at the bottom of the bag? So you know the intricacies of the packing methods of these two gentlemen? [/QUOTE] if i was a gay user of a dildo i would likely pack at the bottom. this is just a logical assumption.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463091]when a gay dildo user says foul-smelling lubricant, i think it's pretty clear what he means. [/QUOTE] this is just silly.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37462990]so what you are saying is that an "industrial machine" opened up a bag, took what i assume is a concealed dildo at the bottom of the bag, pored lubricant all over the dildo, then took the dildo and didn't even bother putting it back inside the bag, but they put it on the top of the bag in plain sight. this is what happened, in your opinion...[/quote] No, an airline employee regularly in contact with heavy machinery observed the bag burst open either during transit or as it was being transported around the airport, and stuffed everything back into the bag quickly, transferring some of the lubricant from the machinery onto the luggage in the process. Have you ever worked around heavy machinery before? You're also making a lot of baseless assumptions here. Who said the dildo was "concealed" inside the bag at the time? From the picture it looks like the bag broke open. You also cannot see the quantity of lubricant allegedly on the dildo, yet you insist an airline employee took time out of his or her busy schedule to rip open someones bag and pour lubricant "all over" the dildo. [QUOTE=thisispain;37462990] i'm pretty sure a gay dude who uses a dildo knows what "foul-smelling lube" means. a synonym would be [b]santorum[/b].[/QUOTE] Wait, what? You seriously think an airline employee [i]used[/i] a complete stranger's dildo while on the job? Are you trolling, or do you always look past the obvious explanation and jump to the conspiracy option?
ITT: Facepunch dildo detectives Good job guys, I didn't think it was possible to argue about lubed-up dildos but you sure proved me wrong!
[QUOTE=Bletotum;37463103]this is just silly.[/QUOTE] what is silly is to suggest that this dildo went on some fantastic voyage through machines and industrial lubricant. i'm pretty sure someone was just being gross with this plastic willy and placed in the bag. maybe i'm insane but that seems a lot more possible than a dildo coming to life and flying around the place getting into wacky shenanigans with "industrial machines". [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37463115]jump to the conspiracy option?[/QUOTE] conspiracy??? i didn't say there were multiple perpetrators. but we shouldn't rule out the possibility now that you mention it... [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Disotrtion;37463117]ITT: Facepunch dildo detectives Good job guys, I didn't think it was possible to argue about lubed-up dildos but you sure proved me wrong![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/telefilm/colombo.jpg[/img] i'm gonna get to the bottom of this, even if it leads me to the bottom of other people
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463118]what is silly is to suggest that this dildo went on some fantastic voyage through machines and industrial lubricant. i'm pretty sure someone was just being gross with this plastic willy and placed in the bag. maybe i'm insane but that seems a lot more possible than a dildo coming to life and flying around the place getting into wacky shenanigans with "industrial machines". [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] conspiracy??? i didn't say there were multiple perpetrators. but we shouldn't rule out the possibility now that you mention it...[/QUOTE] You're the only one that said it came out of the bag. Bags break all the time. They tape them up. The "lube" could be anything from industrial grease (the bag could've hit the sides of the conveyor or any other of the many objects in on the way) or possibly even residue from the tape. It's far more unlikely that it's [b]shit[/b] like you're claiming.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463091]when a gay dildo user says foul-smelling lubricant, i think it's pretty clear what he means. stuff doesn't fly out of a bag when the zipper opens.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure when it's on high speed conveyors the innards of the bag can roll around and spill out. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6DVakJd_TQ[/media] Look at half the corners on the high speed section, they're not just gentle turns using metal to divert shit, it's actual high speed conveyors used to turn stuff so it is entirely possible for the bag to have snagged on something or burst on a previous turn and then for the diversion conveyors to have pulled stuff out of the bag. The lubricant could quite easily have been spilled onto a conveyor at some point when the conveyors were being maintained. It's really not that bad, it's just some dumbass thought it would be cool to not actually hide the dildo.
[QUOTE=OvB;37463152]You're the only one that said it came out of the bag. Bags break all the time. They tape them up. The "lube" could be anything from industrial grease (the bag could've hit the sides of the conveyor or any other of the many objects in on the way) or possibly even residue from the tape. It's far more unlikely that it's [b]shit[/b] like you're claiming.[/QUOTE] so the dildo fell out of the bag because it exploded and hurled a dildo somewhere because i've never had foul lubricant on my bags during the many times i've traveled on an airline. obviously this dildo took a different path
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463118]what is silly is to suggest that this dildo went on some fantastic voyage through machines and industrial lubricant. i'm pretty sure someone was just being gross with this plastic willy and placed in the bag. maybe i'm insane but that seems a lot more possible than a dildo coming to life and flying around the place getting into wacky shenanigans with "industrial machines". [/quote] You are fucking insane. The amount of logic and perfectly rational explanations you have to jump over to arrive at such an outlandish conclusion is astronomical. I'm assuming you're just trolling now.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463164]so the dildo fell out of the bag because it exploded and hurled a dildo somewhere because i've never had foul lubricant on my bags during the many times i've traveled on an airline. obviously this dildo took a different path[/QUOTE] Where are you getting the dildo falling out of the bag?
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37463162] It's really not that bad, it's just some dumbass thought it would be cool to not actually hide the dildo.[/QUOTE] but what i think is weird is that i never mentioned the word "conspiracy"... SPESSMEHREN, if there is a conspiracy you should come clear about it, we can solve this case quicker.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37463115]No, an airline employee regularly in contact with heavy machinery observed the bag burst open either during transit or as it was being transported around the airport, and stuffed everything back into the bag quickly, transferring some of the lubricant from the machinery onto the luggage in the process. Have you ever worked around heavy machinery before? [/QUOTE] this is the best explanation I've seen [QUOTE=thisispain;37463118]what is silly is to suggest that this dildo went on some fantastic voyage through machines and industrial lubricant. i'm pretty sure someone was just being gross with this plastic willy and placed in the bag. maybe i'm insane but that seems a lot more possible than a dildo coming to life and flying around the place getting into wacky shenanigans with "industrial machines". [/QUOTE] and you just completely ignored responding to anything in it i know this is a big joke to you, but it is really tiring
[QUOTE=OvB;37463182]Where are you getting the dildo falling out of the bag?[/QUOTE] uh how else would it get lubed up?
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463091]when a gay dildo user says foul-smelling lubricant, i think it's pretty clear what he means. stuff doesn't fly out of a bag when the zipper opens.[/QUOTE] I'm just saying it's too early to make conclusions. The article clearly only states a single side of the story, noone knows exactly how, when or where the bag broke open, and the "covered in foul-smelling lubricant" is only part of their court statement with no mention of what it was (I'm sure the media would love to mention if it was covered in santorum)
[QUOTE=Bletotum;37463195] i know this is a big joke to you[/QUOTE] it is a big joke we're arguing about a dildo in an airport [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=fishyfish777;37463211]I'm just saying it's too early to make conclusions. The article clearly only states a single side of the story, noone knows exactly how, when or where the bag broke open, and the "covered in foul-smelling lubricant" is only part of their court statement with no mention of anything else.[/QUOTE] you're right. i think it's time we bring in some witnesses and possibly some search warrants. not to mention i still want to get down to business about this conspiracy. SPESSMEHREN is looking awfully suspicious. the first thing to do is establish how many times this sex toy exchanged hands. maybe the mafia is involved
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463214]it is a big joke we're arguing about a dildo in an airport[/QUOTE] No one here was arguing until you came into this thread and started spewing your crackpot theories of stale "santorum" around. You are a terrible poster.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463214]it is a big joke we're arguing about a dildo in an airport [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] you're right. i think it's time we bring in some witnesses and possibly some search warrants. not to mention i still want to get down to business about this conspiracy. SPESSMEHREN is looking awfully suspicious. the first thing to do is establish how many times this sex toy exchanged hands. maybe the mafia is involved[/QUOTE] It's a sodding lawsuit, both sides are supposed to argue their cases
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37463237]No one here was arguing until you came into this thread and started spewing your crackpot theories around.[/QUOTE] the argument started the second this gay couple became possible victims goddamnit there are gay lives at stake
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463197]uh how else would it get lubed up?[/QUOTE] It never actually states how much of this lube is on the dildo. If the bag popped open with the dildo on top it's very possible that it could've come in contact with whatever the lube was enough for someone to say [i]"Hey, my dildo is covered in this shit!"[/i] It's far more likely than the employees taking a break with some random persons dildo and getting it covered in santorum. The story leaves a lot out.
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;37463251]It's a sodding lawsuit[/QUOTE] hold on now we don't know for sure yet that sodomy was involved.
debating the hypothetical nobody wins
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463255]the argument started the second this gay couple became possible victims goddamnit there are gay lives at stake[/QUOTE] Keyword: possible. Perfectly rational explanations have been presented, and you've thrown them all out the window in favor of one that involves a fucking airline employee [i][b]using a stranger's dildo he ripped out of a random person's bag.[/i][/b] When you think about your version of events, how the fuck does that make any sort of sense? An airline employee on a quest to defile a dildo tore through a random guy's luggage, found a dildo, and decided to try it out, on the job, in public?
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