• Gay couple sue airline after dildo taped to top of their luggage and displayed on baggage carousel
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[QUOTE=OvB;37463264]The story leaves a lot out.[/QUOTE] it's up to us as law-abiding citizens to solve this puzzle. [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37463309]Keyword: possible. Perfectly rational explanations have been presented, and you've thrown them all out the window in favor of one that involves a fucking airline employee [i][b]using a stranger's dildo he ripped out of a random person's bag.[/i][/b][/QUOTE] you don't think they said the manhattan project was impossible? you don't think they said space travel was impossible? you're the one who is choosing the way out, at the risk of turning an eye towards an injustice. shame on you!
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[QUOTE]you don't think they said the manhattan project was impossible? you don't think they said space travel was impossible?[/QUOTE] Did you just use the manhattan project and space travel in an argument about dildos? This thread. Blows my mind.
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I work in shipping, mostly handling boxes. stuff breaks open and we gotta tape it up. 99% of the time are boxes but sometimes we handle peoples luggage since they don't want to deal with the air fares. The best security is to use zipties to on the zippers to keep them close, but that looks like a horrible luggage bag. Looks like the ones that give out for promotion which are usually are $15 bucks to make and get ruined quickly.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463312]it's up to us as law-abiding citizens to solve this puzzle. [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] you don't think they said the manhattan project was impossible? you don't think they said space travel was impossible? you're the one who is choosing the way out, at the risk of turning an eye towards an injustice. shame on you![/QUOTE] I'm not turning a blind eye to any potential injustice. That's not my job; it's up to a jury to decide if this case ever makes it to court. What I am turning a blind eye to is your absurd theory, because it is baseless, absurd, and completely illogical. Unlike the Manhattan Project and space travel, which were backed by hard science, your theories rely on baseless accusations you've filled in to arrive at an explanation that defies all logic and reason. How the fuck can you even compare the two? Do you have any scientific literacy? just stop posting. every post you make becomes even more delusional and incoherent.
[QUOTE=Tea Guy;37462266]The part that bothers me is that they searched through their belongings, isn't there some law against that?[/QUOTE] B-but terrorists!
there was a second dildo in the grassy knoll
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463091]when a gay dildo user says foul-smelling lubricant, i think it's pretty clear what he means. [/quote] No. If it was "used", it would have mentioned something in the article about it- Also, the notion that a baggage worker would have the TIME to do something like this is ridiculous. [quote] stuff doesn't fly out of a bag when the zipper opens.[/QUOTE] Yes it does
I expected like a suitcase with a dildo sticking straight up and duct taped to the top
[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;37463162]I'm pretty sure when it's on high speed conveyors the innards of the bag can roll around and spill out. Look at half the corners on the high speed section, they're not just gentle turns using metal to divert shit, it's actual high speed conveyors used to turn stuff so it is entirely possible for the bag to have snagged on something or burst on a previous turn and then for the diversion conveyors to have pulled stuff out of the bag. The lubricant could quite easily have been spilled onto a conveyor at some point when the conveyors were being maintained. It's really not that bad, it's just some dumbass thought it would be cool to not actually hide the dildo.[/QUOTE] If you'll notice, that video is played at a faster speed than normal so as to not wind up being a 15 minute movie-length epic. Those corners are all quite smooth and taken at a relatively sedate pace, so I really have a hard time seeing luggage slamming into the walls at 88mph and exploding their contents everywhere. Maybe the luggage system is more 'aggressive' at a commercial airport but I wouldn't know...
[quote]The couple claims the sex toy had been covered in a “foul-smelling lubricant"[/quote] I can't be the only one that thinks they're trying to pin this on the airline.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463118]what is silly is to suggest that this dildo went on some fantastic voyage through machines and industrial lubricant. i'm pretty sure someone was just being gross with this plastic willy and placed in the bag. maybe i'm insane but that seems a lot more possible than a dildo coming to life and flying around the place getting into wacky shenanigans with "industrial machines". [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] conspiracy??? i didn't say there were multiple perpetrators. but we shouldn't rule out the possibility now that you mention it... [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] [img]http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/telefilm/colombo.jpg[/img] i'm gonna get to the bottom of this, even if it leads me to the bottom of other people[/QUOTE] Oh god my sides
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37463391]I'm not turning a blind eye to any potential injustice. That's not my job; it's up to a jury to decide if this case ever makes it to court. What I am turning a blind eye to is your absurd theory, because it is baseless, absurd, and completely illogical. Unlike the Manhattan Project and space travel, which were backed by hard science, your theories rely on baseless accusations you've filled in to arrive at an explanation that defies all logic and reason. How the fuck can you even compare the two? Do you have any scientific literacy? just stop posting. every post you make becomes even more delusional and incoherent.[/QUOTE] uh what do you mean 'your job?' are you trying to say that you do this shit for a LIVING?
[QUOTE=Sobek-;37464406]If you'll notice, that video is played at a faster speed than normal so as to not wind up being a 15 minute movie-length epic. Those corners are all quite smooth and taken at a relatively sedate pace, so I really have a hard time seeing luggage slamming into the walls at 88mph and exploding their contents everywhere. Maybe the luggage system is more 'aggressive' at a commercial airport but I wouldn't know...[/QUOTE] Friend of mine works at out airport in baggage moving and it IS rough. They are packed tightly and they are thrown when moved from one belt to another or the car or whatever. My guess: The bag burst open(note the zipper) Also I like how the news about the embarassed couple resulted in a picture of their dildo being displayed all over the internet.
The bag burst, the employee can't put the dildo back in, they tape it, end of the story. Of course they could have done it better and hide the dildo but I doubt someone did it purposely because the bag owners were gay. And I doubt even more they took the time to cover it in lube. Also the guys claim the zip is working but it clearly looks like it isn't. Anyway, carrying an overfilled bag with a dildo just under the zip isn't a good idea.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463100]if i was a gay user of a dildo i would likely pack at the bottom. this is just a logical assumption.[/QUOTE] Oh God you are the greatest poster in the world.
[QUOTE=cccritical;37462883]oh man if I ever need to smuggle a gun somewhere I'm going to hide the parts in massive rubber dildos the perfect plan[/QUOTE] Why not turn a giant horsecock dildo into a machinegun
more to the point, why would you bring your fucking dildo on holiday with you anyway
[QUOTE] taped to top of their luggage[/QUOTE] lol, one look at that photo shows it's been stuffed back into the bag whose zipper is broken, LGBT rights group gone wrong [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] or a sensationalist reporter
[QUOTE=thisispain;37463091] stuff doesn't fly out of a bag when the zipper opens.[/QUOTE] I don't know where you get your bags but it's happened to duffel bags for me before, and trust me it is NOT fun. [quote]Another thing we get occasionally is the "Vibrating Suitcase". Usually when we pick one up, we can feel the vibrations running through the entire thing. Usually what happens is that a business person uses an electric razor of some sort that accidentally left it on or it turned on some how during transit. It regularly happens and we don't pay heed to it. We are usually too busy to snicker about it or whatever.[/quote] hahahhahahaha
these fucking gays
Either that's a small bag, or that a [B]DAMN BIG[/B] dildo.
"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while.. it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo.. always use the indefinite article [I]a dildo[/I], never [I]your dildo[/I]."
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