I think that would be a horrible way to die.
in boiling water. Yeowch!
[QUOTE=Pikachu231;40020233]Not long enough.[/QUOTE]
Might get overcook'd
15 years?
That's [I]\it\[/I]?
Should be more like, 20, 23 or something... With seriously strong and proper rehab.
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Darkwater124;40020656]People die, but in the end it's a good thing. What if everyone was immortal? Earth would be overpopulated in a few years.[/QUOTE]
holocaust/911/school shootout happens "meh people die, at least we won't be as overpopulated now"
[QUOTE=Cureless;40020727]To be honest, I don't know why we don't wipe sick fucks like this off the face of the Earth (aka death sentence) as opposed to hooking them up with a free living environment with a bunch of unfriendly friends.
If you do something terrible to someone, then fuck you. You deserve the worst thing people can come up with.
Fucking democracy.[/QUOTE]
you sound like this guy
[url]http://pastebin.com/KdQGPz4H[/url]
[QUOTE=AK'z;40021295]that's right, you boiled her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]In the recorded interrogation presented at trial, Viens said he had argued with his wife of 17 years, taped her hands and feet, duct-taped her mouth and went to bed. When he awoke, he said, she was dead.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Police all but demolished the restaurant that Viens and his wife operated looking for evidence of a cooked body but found nothing.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]David Viens said the story he gave authorities came after he had been in surgery for injuries he suffered when he jumped off a cliff. Most of the bones in his body were broken and he has been in a wheelchair since then.[/QUOTE]
To me the story seems a little different though...
Fuck, he boil'd it
I thought the title was sensationalist, and expected to just come in and see that someone had murdered their wife, who was a chef
curse you
[QUOTE=Darkwater124;40020656]People die, but in the end it's a good thing. What if everyone was immortal? Earth would be overpopulated in a few years.[/QUOTE]
nonsense, that's what the rest of the solar system is for
immortality is awesome
Looks like someone took the term COOKING MAMA a bit too LITERALLY !!!
Did anybody get his recipe?
tasty
What does human flesh taste like? What does breastmilk cheese taste like? Fried phallus? etc. Things like this are taboo questions and answers because of the nature of what has to be done to acquire them, and the diseases associated with it. So I may never know. This is probably for the better.
Should had cooked it in curry, one Indian dude got away with murder because the authorities couldn't tell human meat cooked in curry from chicken cooked in curry
[QUOTE=lifehole;40022777]What does human flesh taste like? What does breastmilk cheese taste like? Fried phallus? etc. Things like this are taboo questions and answers because of the nature of what has to be done to acquire them, and the diseases associated with it. So I may never know. This is probably for the better.[/QUOTE]
Human flesh tastes like very salty pork. Breastmilk tastes sort of light and sweet, if it's refrigerated, and bitter directly from the nipple.
[QUOTE=lifehole;40022777]What does human flesh taste like? What does breastmilk cheese taste like? Fried phallus? etc. Things like this are taboo questions and answers because of the nature of what has to be done to acquire them, and the diseases associated with it. So I may never know. This is probably for the better.[/QUOTE]
There's a man in Japan who murdered and ate a woman while living in paris. He's done all kinds of media shit so that he can live, because nobody will hire him for any job. He wrote a couple of books I think. I know he was in some tv movie-interview-documentary thing.
[QUOTE=J!NX;40022267]15 years?
That's [I]\it\[/I]?[/QUOTE]
I think we should stop giving sentences by the number of years and more like the number of days, maybe people would realize how long they really are.
Assuming this man will have no early release, he'll stay in prison for 5475 days.
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[QUOTE=prooboo;40023081]There's a man in Japan who murdered and ate a woman while living in paris. He's done all kinds of media shit so that he can live, because nobody will hire him for any job. He wrote a couple of books I think. I know he was in some tv movie-interview-documentary thing.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa"]Issei Sagawa.[/URL] The interview is [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosZxa1bYcE"]here.[/URL]
In the end his goose got cooked.
[QUOTE=Falubii;40024066]In the end his goose got cooked.[/QUOTE]
I don't think he married a bird.
kind of reminds me of arwin meiwes/ mein teil
hot
I think you guys are overdoing it with these puns.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;40024520]I think you guys are overdoing it with these puns.[/QUOTE]
I think it'll simmer down after a while.
[QUOTE=AfroNick;40024593]I think it'll simmer down after a while.[/QUOTE]
sorry man, some of us just have to put our seriousness on the backburner for a while.
This guy can't do anything right. Makes his wife disappear, then confesses to boiling her. Jumps off a cliff and lives, but with so many broken bones he's in a wheelchair. Now he can just sit there and take stock of his life, stew in his own juices you might say.
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;40024079]I don't think he married a bird.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, she could have been a hot chick.
15 years is a minimum calm down facepunch.
the us court system isn't going to put up with that.
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