• The rise of luxury toilet paper
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The toilet paper at my old work made my asshole bleed every time I used it, ended up using a4 sheets of printer paper sometimes just to give my asshole the luxury of not being ripped to shreds. Fuck cheap toilet paper
[QUOTE=itisjuly;47323428]Guess what, it is. Someone buys gold toilet paper, someone else gets money to feed their family.[/QUOTE] not really, the people who make gold plated toilets don't actually make any money off of gold plated toilets, its the people who own the factory that makes the gold plated toilets
[QUOTE=spectator1;47324062]Dude get wet/baby pipes, toilet paper is not enough to clean yer ass after an extreme shit.[/QUOTE] what i described, the paper towel+angelsoft combination, or if i'm lucky enough to have charmin, I always get it wet under the faucet and then probably wipe at least 10+ times and press my finger into my asshole a little to get out any gunk and always rub all around i wipe until it's absolutely clean when i wipe then i wipe a bit more for good measure. for an extreme shit, a diarrehea or something where you feel it might be messy, I just wipe most of the main squeeze out, then squat down in the tub and rinse my asshole under the faucet with Dr. Bronner's Organic Peppermint Essential Oil Magic Soap [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("alt of gimmick" - Orkel))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Ajacks;47324105]Baby wipes wreck havoc on the sewer system since they do not break apart in water like toilet paper is designed to do.[/QUOTE] Don't throw them in the toilet? [editline]15th March 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Sableye;47324478]not really, the people who make gold plated toilets don't actually make any money off of gold plated toilets, its the people who own the factory that makes the gold plated toilets[/QUOTE]Ok and? They still get paid for their work.
[QUOTE=BoxBuilder999;47323346]What a waste of gold.[/QUOTE] Amen, that shit coulda been used in computer parts and similar electronics. Instead it's being used to scrape shit off of opulent arseholes.
[QUOTE=.Lain;47324172]bidet squad[/QUOTE] hey everyone look at this loser they like butt water i wish i was rich enough for butt water
[QUOTE=Ajacks;47324105]Baby wipes wreck havoc on the sewer system since they do not break apart in water like toilet paper is designed to do.[/QUOTE] There's a lot that are designed to be flushable. You just have to flush more than with toilet paper. [editline]14th March 2015[/editline] Sometimes I wipe with regular paper till it's pretty much gone, the use one or two baby wipes to give it the clean and refreshing taste it needs.
[QUOTE=Van-man;47323457]Fuck single ply toilet paper. That cheap shit gives you hemorrhoids, since it's like sandpaper for your ass. They used that for two years at school back in my young days, my ass were only getting better after they switched to soft two ply paper after truckload of complaints from parents about the torturous toilet paper.[/QUOTE] Hahaha how fucking soft can you be to complain about single ply toilet paper?
so this is basically wiping your ass with money?
[QUOTE=ManSlayerX;47324981]what i described, the paper towel+angelsoft combination, or if i'm lucky enough to have charmin, I always get it wet under the faucet and then probably wipe at least 10+ times and press my finger into my asshole a little to get out any gunk and always rub all around i wipe until it's absolutely clean when i wipe then i wipe a bit more for good measure. for an extreme shit, a diarrehea or something where you feel it might be messy, I just wipe most of the main squeeze out, then squat down in the tub and rinse my asshole under the faucet with Dr. Bronner's Organic Peppermint Essential Oil Magic Soap[/QUOTE] Oh my god
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;47325043]so this is basically wiping your ass with money?[/QUOTE] In Germany, yes, in America, no
the worst is the really soft stuff that just crumbles and disintegrates in your hands as youre wiping so your fingers end up poking through when it suddenly tears. [editline]15th March 2015[/editline] ugh.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;47325945]the worst is the really soft stuff that just crumbles and disintegrates in your hands as youre wiping so your fingers end up poking through when it suddenly tears. [editline]15th March 2015[/editline] ugh.[/QUOTE] I generally only find that happening with the 1 ply shit you find at public bathrooms, and I just fold it several times to compensate At home I use your standard Kirkland double ply and it does the job without any tears or anything. And I find that "the soft stuff" is usually the strongest for some reason.
I have a bidet It's so much better than any "luxury toilet paper", plus it cuts down on TP waste
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47325967]I have a bidet It's so much better than any "luxury toilet paper", plus it cuts down on TP waste[/QUOTE] I started showering after cleaning up mostly with toilet paper, feel so much cleaner afterwards Also [url=https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies]One Wipe Charlies[/url], i'm already buying their razors
[QUOTE=ManSlayerX;47323706]you don't know my pain [thumb]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81DLUljAUNL._SL1500_.jpg[/thumb] this is a subscription to tiny rolled up balls stuck in your assholecheeks i've actually been avoiding this lately by taking a piece of paper towel, dividing it into four pieces, then i take 2 squares of the angelsoft, and layer 1/4 of the paper towel square on top of the angelsoft, to act as a barrier so i'm not wiping with too much paper towel, but also not making contact with a layer of angelsoft to my ass skin, so it works out, not supposed to flush paper towel down the toilet though, oh well getting charmin is a luxury in my house[/QUOTE] Jesus. Just buy the Kirkland stuff from Costco. It is dirt cheap and puts most brand name stuff to shame. Really in general that is how the Kirkland brand works.
Charmin extra strength, 3 squares a wipe. I swear a roll lasts me a whole month.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47325967]I have a bidet It's so much better than any "luxury toilet paper", plus it cuts down on TP waste[/QUOTE] I bought a $25 bidet off Amazon a while back if I had some kind of upside-down hand dryer in my bathroom, I wouldn't even buy toilet paper. I feel like I'm pooping on the Enterprise, and everyone else around me is a shit-touching caveman.
I just wonder why the fuck am I reading this, how you guys wipe your fucking ass. I am out of there
[QUOTE=Fourier;47328276]I just wonder why the fuck am I reading this, how you guys wipe your fucking ass. I am out of there[/QUOTE] I too question this impromptu convention of toilet-paper professionals. Screw you guys, I'm going to take a dump and not even care about the toilet paper like I always do. (While clicking "Read New Posts" up at the top.)
[QUOTE=GunFox;47326104]Jesus. Just buy the Kirkland stuff from Costco. It is dirt cheap and puts most brand name stuff to shame. Really in general that is how the Kirkland brand works.[/QUOTE] Except for their bottled water. Holy hell I'll take hydrochloric acid over that chemical waste any day.
[QUOTE=BFG9000;47344380]Except for their bottled water. Holy hell I'll take hydrochloric acid over that chemical waste any day.[/QUOTE] How is it even possible to fail at bottling water?
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;47325037]Hahaha how fucking soft can you be to complain about single ply toilet paper?[/QUOTE] You obviously have never had ass problems.
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