North Korea to 'launch missile TOMORROW' after warning foreigners to evacuate South
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What if this whole missile fiasco was just a diversion from the real plot? Like, "Hey guys, look at my hands, look at my hands, look at my hands" and then they kick you in the groin.
[QUOTE=Zareox7;40225036]What if this whole missile fiasco was just a diversion from the real plot? Like, "Hey guys, look at my hands, look at my hands, look at my hands" and then they kick you in the groin.[/QUOTE]
At that point we shoot them.
Well, there's only one thing to say right now:
Goodnight, and good luck.
[QUOTE=McCarthy;40224970]Who the hell is "Sobotnik"?[/QUOTE]
Some annoying cock who people respect because of his post count. Nobody really knows him. Except for the people in the gay chat.
Look at his title if you see a post by him, it describes him
[QUOTE=McCarthy;40224970]Who the hell is "Sobotnik"?[/QUOTE]
the bad guy in sonic the hedgehog
[QUOTE=McCarthy;40224970]Who the hell is "Sobotnik"?[/QUOTE]
Just another loser on Facepunch with opinions.
It's more than likely just a missile test.
anti missile things in japan
[URL]http://reuters.livestation.com/demo[/URL]
A siren went off a minute ago but I don't know what it means.
[QUOTE=Deadman;40225204]It's more than likely just a missile test.[/QUOTE]A missile test during this much tension?
Don't think so.
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;40222837]why would they tell people that they were launching?[/QUOTE]
To scare them away so they have an easier time invading by means other than their failed rockets :v:
[QUOTE=jaykray;40225207]
A siren went off a minute ago but I don't know what it means.[/QUOTE]I didn't hear it?
[QUOTE=madmax678;40225434]I didn't hear it?[/QUOTE]
It was only for about 15 seconds.
[QUOTE=jaykray;40225488]It was only for about 15 seconds.[/QUOTE]Maybe testing it then.
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;40225143]Some annoying cock who people respect because of his post count. Nobody really knows him. Except for the people in the gay chat.[/QUOTE]
Didn't he want to fuck pregnant chicks or something?
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40225575]Didn't he want to fuck pregnant chicks or something?[/QUOTE]
Does anyone [I]really[/I] give a shit?
It literally won't even make it out of the launcher before some American soldier throws a rock at it and blows it up.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;40225723]Does anyone [I]really[/I] give a shit?[/QUOTE]
Nope
I think NK has something else they're hiding. I just can't fathom how any single person in their government thinks this is a good idea.
Who were the targets again?
[QUOTE=McCarthy;40224970]Who the hell is "Sobotnik"?[/QUOTE]
I don't know why but the only thing that comes to mind is "hairy ass crack". Fuckin' LMAO pics man.
Also this NK stuff is starting to remind me of that Spongebob episode where they find a baby scallop and there's like 4 or 5 time cards between Patrick coming home and it just starts to say things like "Tomorrow for sure." and "Eventually".
[QUOTE=blerb;40225756]Nope
I think NK has something else they're hiding. I just can't fathom how any single person in their government thinks this is a good idea. I just can't imagine what that "something else" might be.[/QUOTE]
This might sound odd and improbable at this point but the possibility that they're all hot air and aren't actually planning on going ahead is still present.
[QUOTE=jaykray;40225207]anti missile things in japan
[URL]http://reuters.livestation.com/demo[/URL]
A siren went off a minute ago but I don't know what it means.[/QUOTE]
It's switched to a cam of the DMZ now, not because anything has happened, that's just the schedule.
I really hope this is just them bluffing. I don't want this to get hairy.
So many people will die.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;40225782]This might sound odd and improbable at this point but the possibility that they're all hot air and aren't actually planning on going ahead is still present.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's definitely a possibility, but I think at this point it's now or never for them. They've completely fucked over their ties with (i imagine) most major nations and I'd say its a little too late for them to make that up, unless an entire shift in government happens.
I guess we'll see tomorrow lol
I don't think they will go through with it, NK doesn't want to destroy SK, they see SK citizens as their citizens. Perhaps nuke Japan, or even the US if they had the capabilities.
I love how all the news sources use "sabre-rattling" instead of "dick-waving".
Then again, I guess that's only something The Onion would say.
[QUOTE=blerb;40225877]Yeah that's definitely a possibility, but I think at this point it's now or never for them. They've completely fucked over their ties with (i imagine) most major nations and I'd say its a little too late for them to make that up, unless an entire shift in government happens.
I guess we'll see tomorrow lol[/QUOTE]
I imagine NK could very well mend its foreign relations (however poor they may have been). If they toned down the rhetoric and re-entered the non-proliferation treaty talks the rest of the world would be very pleased, I imagine.
anybody else notice that its like 10 AM Seoul time, if i was a crazy dictator bent on destroying my country in a dickwaving match against the world's longest man, id launch at high noon, this could all be over by the time i wake up tommorow morning....
[QUOTE=Sableye;40226227]anybody else notice that its like 10 AM Seoul time, if i was a crazy dictator bent on destroying my country in a dickwaving match against the world's longest man, id launch at high noon, this could all be over by the time i wake up tommorow morning....[/QUOTE]
So 2 hours according to the hype-attack-missile-launch-clock.
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