• A retired ornithologist is frightened to leave his home because of a ferocious pheasant
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Smash it with chair you old gramps
Hit it with a rake.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;22930051][img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01617/tucker_1617896c.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.ilmiointernet.com/images/thriller.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=mercurius;22930134]A man who dedicated his life to study birds? That would be hypocrisy.[/QUOTE] We'd run out of paleonthologists pretty soon then if dinosaurs were somehow resurrected.
[img]http://media.gtanet.com/images/3798_gta_iv.jpg[/img] Fucking Pheasant!
[QUOTE=Haywood;22939563]Besides, you'd use a shotgun for fowl hunting, not a rifle.[/QUOTE] you could but that requires a license and the land to be verified, for both rifles and shotguns, long process. or you could by a .22 air rifle with a 12ft/lbs limit and head shot it, just as effective, though the pellet cant legally exit your property when fired. I do pigeon and crow hunting at a local farm, air rifles are brilliant for it, they just don't have that long of a range. alternatively you could just go out there with a large stick an paste it into the ground, more fun that way.
[QUOTE=BCell;22938130]Spray it with oil. Problem solved[/QUOTE] You mean cooking oil right? Pheasant is fucking [I]delicous.[/I]
didnt it say he locked it in the shed? why doesnt he just leave it there?
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