Dumbass bitch falls down manhole while texting, family plans to sue
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What?
Texting is convenient if you're not a bimbo.
a 5 foot fall could hurt, but it's just that, it only [I]hurts[/I]. If she ended up crippled, then it would be sue worthy.
But she was [B]EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED![/B]
[QUOTE=Billiam;16007507]Does anyone think that cellphones are brain cancer to America's youth? Every dumb bitch in my school seems to be glued to one.[/QUOTE]
Yep.
It appears that just about everyone feels the need to be connected to the matrix at all times.
If you are not one of them, then you are "uncool", as you can't be contacted 24/7 for mundane shit.
It's like a drug.
There are some people who can't live without their phones. I'm not one of them, thank goodness.
I'm going to walk around a city with my eyes closed and sue people when I get hurt. Apparently it works.
THe world gets more dumb as days pass.....
as days [b]pass[/b]
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[QUOTE=Prismatex;16034954]as days [b]pass[/b]
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Oh you.
[QUOTE=Stromboli;15993648]This is the part where the mother falls in.[/QUOTE]
This is the part where I renounce my citizenship and sever all connections with the cesspool of a country I live in.
[QUOTE=theusaokay;15994658]I blame the gravity that pulled her weight down.[/QUOTE]
Of course, gravity. I shall sue whoever who came up with that!
Or why not sue the phone producer? Have they warned you about the possibility of falling down manholes while you text?
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;15994128]To which she responded with "Don't touch me, I'm [b]texting[/b] my lawyer!"[/QUOTE] Fix'd
Suing: the [i]real[/i] American past time.
[QUOTE=Broni;16004758]Guys shut the fuck up about her being stupid, the manhole should have been marked with barriers round it if it was open. I've walked into shit while texting and I can easily see how she walked into a manhole; Probably because you don't fucking expect it and you'd expect it to be MARKED.
The sueing part, yes that's retarded but still give the bitch a break.[/QUOTE]
She is stupid, as are you for walking into shit while texting. If I'm texting I'll move to the side of the pavement so I'm not walking into shit/falling down manholes.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;15993877]Reminds me of the teenage girl that was hit and killed because she was texting and walking through a parking lot, and a teen boy driving a rather large truck was also texting and didn't see her.[/QUOTE]
That was on 1000 ways to die.
It would have been cool for that girl to have hit her jaw on the edge of the manhole when she was falling down, biting of her tongue in the process!
[QUOTE=nrgata;16048690]That was on 1000 ways to die.[/QUOTE]
Indeed. I love that show.
[QUOTE=M_u_d;15994375]Yeah, didn't that one lady get something in the millions because she burnt her lip on a Mcdonalds coffee? And the cups even say "Caution! Contents are hot!"[/QUOTE]
No, actually, the cups did not say that at the time.
BUT the menu item itself was called "Hot Coffee."
So how you fuck that up is still way beyond me.
The woman only won the case because she suffered rather severe burns, even if her dumb ass deserved it.
[QUOTE=protoAuthor;15999125]As I've said before,
DIDN'T SHE SMELL THE POO GAS?[/QUOTE]
It was a storm drain :downs:
I could understand if she actually got hurt, like she broke leg, but she didn't get hurt, so what the fuck is the point?
And while she is moron for falling into the hole, the city is most definitely supposed to cover their manholes, that's an obvious safety problem.
Hold on a second, five feet? Not that the video really gave me much as a reference, but she looked taller than five feet. In which case she never actually vanished into the drain, but still had her head and presumably her shoulders above ground.
[QUOTE=spazthemax;15993650]Yes, 5 five feet is surely leg-shatteringly sue-worthy. Unless there's spikes or some shit at the bottom I don't see how serious injury could have happened.
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;15994093]Many have sued (successfully) for far less.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
Less? How much less can there possibly be? Do people sue for falling one foot as well? Fuck me.
[QUOTE=spazthemax;15993650]Yes, 5 five feet[/QUOTE] Five five feet, eh?
[QUOTE=QwertySecond;16056693]Hold on a second, five feet? Not that the video really gave me much as a reference, but she looked taller than five feet. In which case she never actually vanished into the drain, but still had her head and presumably her shoulders above ground.
Less? How much less can there possibly be? Do people sue for falling one foot as well? Fuck me.
Five five feet, eh?[/QUOTE]
In Canada, a 13 year old girl posted pictures of herself(I think without a shirt or even clothes) on the internet, and her dad grounded her, but she sued him and won.
I can't believe this shit, why are people suing for nearly every fucking thing. If you posted pics of yourself on the internet, and got grounded for it because they were nude pictures, then you deserve to be grounded if you are 13, pedos will go after you. If you fell into a manhole while texting, its not the phone's fault, its not the city's fault, its not the manhole's fault, its your fault. She didn't even get crippled, and she is suing?
I will laugh if the judge says "fuck no, this isn't a case, I'm charging your family 100 dollars or 10,000 dollars for trying to sue when you fell into a manhole while texting." Unfortunately, they might win because America, hell, the whole fucking world is getting more stupider by the minute.
[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;15994093]Many have sued (successfully) for far less.[/QUOTE]
falling in your local walmart.
[QUOTE=Daolpu;15993672]The [B]only[/B] justifiable reason to sue was that the uncovered manhole was not marked. As far as I'm aware there are regulations requiring that they are marked.
However, all the defense would have to do is say it was marked. It would be the City's word vs. the Girl's then, and seeing as how she wasn't paying attention it would hold some ground.[/QUOTE]
quoted for truth
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