• President George Washington owes $300,000 in late fees to NYC library
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I think fines should expire when you die. You cannot fine a dead man.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;21439025]I have a bible from 1793 :smug:[/QUOTE] My grandfather has one from the late 14th century.
I have a rock from several billion years ago.
[QUOTE=thisispain;21440478]Bullshit, he had a wife.[/QUOTE] He was a massive liar, actually.
I bet George is still in limbo till somebody pays that fine.
[QUOTE=BCell;21445668]I think fines should expire when you die. You cannot fine a dead man.[/QUOTE] But you can fine his descendents for all they own :smug:
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;21446528]I have a rock from several billion years ago.[/QUOTE] I have two
i have dna that was replicated from that of someone from several million years ago. :science:
[QUOTE=RusMar;21450365]I have two[/QUOTE] I have three
He owes himself 300,000 times.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;21446528]I have a rock from several billion years ago.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://harryramble.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/charliebrownrock.jpg[/IMG]
He actually only owes about $4,500
Good luck collecting that from a guy who's 12 stories high and made of radiation
So now we know when we're on our deathbeds to tell our relatives to return our library books.
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;21456369]So now we know when we're on our deathbeds to tell our relatives to return our library books.[/QUOTE] Fuck, knew I forgot something.
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