• 18-year old guy busted for raping horses
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I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways. Seriously. Do we always have to shout "HQRSE OMG U DIRTTY GRIL OMG LOLOL" whenever a topic like this comes up? Horses get enough prosecution because of the whole beastiality thing with them. Type in the search bar on youtube, "Horse" and all you will fucking get is "Horses mating with humans, Horse mating, Horse pregnant". I'm trying to restore their shitty image by blocking out people like James fuckin Poole, aka HQRSE, and to confront them. Sure, I've had sex with a horse before, but I don't just go around stables raping every horse I see. I like to bond with horses, more than any "normal" person would. I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. I bet I'm the only one of my cause. I don't care. It just makes my job that little bit harder. I ain't no hypocrite, but I do want to restore the image that people have of horses. I want to change it back into the "majestic steed, free and strong", not "Lol horses have big penises rofl". I realise that when the "internet toughguys" come and read this, they will bombard me with stuff like "Omg you're just jealous of hqrse because he's cooler than you lulz I am hardcore", and "Shutup stupid. Go fuck a horse". I don't give a shit. I just hope that someone who is actually not a 12 year kid or a 21 year old basement dweller with long hair and a beard, will read this and agree with me. I want to join PETA, like, right now.
Stop talking about HQRSE and PQNY you idiots
[QUOTE=RedStar;19148500]PQNY is a lady[/QUOTE] lady[I]boy[/I]
It wasn't his fault, he was simply misinformed on how to ride a horse.
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways.[/QUOTE] Be quiet, freak.
Sick fuck
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
[QUOTE=ser770;19152292]Cocaine is one hell of a drug[/QUOTE] Yeah especially for a HQRSE.
[QUOTE=WWIII;19152186]Be quiet, freak.[/QUOTE] shut up, he's stating his opinion
[QUOTE]=PQNY;19152155 [b] I've had sex with a horse before[/b][/QUOTE] You deserve a custom user title for this. It's like the random useless trivia fact that no one really wants to know. quotefail.
I always thought PQNY was HQRSE's alt.
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155][B]I've had sex with a horse before[/B][/QUOTE] wat
Perhaps it was me.
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. [/QUOTE] :allears: Best quote I've seen in years.
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155][b]I've had sex with a horse before[/b][/QUOTE] ... Whats a horse vagina like? :allears:
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways. Seriously. Do we always have to shout "HQRSE OMG U DIRTTY GRIL OMG LOLOL" whenever a topic like this comes up? Horses get enough prosecution because of the whole beastiality thing with them. Type in the search bar on youtube, "Horse" and all you will fucking get is "Horses mating with humans, Horse mating, Horse pregnant". I'm trying to restore their shitty image by blocking out people like James fuckin Poole, aka HQRSE, and to confront them. Sure, I've had sex with a horse before, but I don't just go around stables raping every horse I see. I like to bond with horses, more than any "normal" person would. I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. I bet I'm the only one of my cause. I don't care. It just makes my job that little bit harder. I ain't no hypocrite, but I do want to restore the image that people have of horses. I want to change it back into the "majestic steed, free and strong", not "Lol horses have big penises rofl". I realise that when the "internet toughguys" come and read this, they will bombard me with stuff like "Omg you're just jealous of hqrse because he's cooler than you lulz I am hardcore", and "Shutup stupid. Go fuck a horse". I don't give a shit. I just hope that someone who is actually not a 12 year kid or a 21 year old basement dweller with long hair and a beard, will read this and agree with me. I want to join PETA, like, right now.[/QUOTE] I can't decide what's more messed up: That you have sex with horses, or that you want to join PETA. [editline]09:16PM[/editline] [QUOTE=madmanmad;19155860]... Whats a horse vagina like? :allears:[/QUOTE] Please don't ask, I'm afraid he'll answer you.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;19155860]... Whats a horse vagina like? :allears:[/QUOTE] Let's ask Google! ... Then again, lets not. I googled Horse vagina and hit images, I saw...things I don't wanna talk about it But I did see this [img]http://www.asklopan.com/pictures/wtfmain%20(4).jpg[/img] I thought the rest of Facepunch might enjoy this picture.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;19155860]... Whats a horse vagina like? :allears:[/QUOTE] It's loose, flabby, and a fucking cradle of joy, I tell you what. [QUOTE=Ezhik;19155375]I always thought PQNY was HQRSE's alt.[/QUOTE] I'm a completely different fucking person. I'm the good version.
bla bla bla hors fuk lolololololol pqny and hqrse are into horses, get over it
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways. Seriously. Do we always have to shout "HQRSE OMG U DIRTTY GRIL OMG LOLOL" whenever a topic like this comes up? Horses get enough prosecution because of the whole beastiality thing with them. Type in the search bar on youtube, "Horse" and all you will fucking get is "Horses mating with humans, Horse mating, Horse pregnant". I'm trying to restore their shitty image by blocking out people like James fuckin Poole, aka HQRSE, and to confront them. Sure, I've had sex with a horse before, but I don't just go around stables raping every horse I see. I like to bond with horses, more than any "normal" person would. I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. I bet I'm the only one of my cause. I don't care. It just makes my job that little bit harder. I ain't no hypocrite, but I do want to restore the image that people have of horses. I want to change it back into the "majestic steed, free and strong", not "Lol horses have big penises rofl". I realise that when the "internet toughguys" come and read this, they will bombard me with stuff like "Omg you're just jealous of hqrse because he's cooler than you lulz I am hardcore", and "Shutup stupid. Go fuck a horse". I don't give a shit. I just hope that someone who is actually not a 12 year kid or a 21 year old basement dweller with long hair and a beard, will read this and agree with me. I want to join PETA, like, right now.[/QUOTE] you just proved you sodomise horses.
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;19152164]Stop talking about HQRSE and PQNY you idiots[/QUOTE] yeah youre making PQNY cry
You guys actually believe he...-- Oh my fuckign fuckign fuck. [B][I]FUCK[url=www.ign.com]IGN[/url][/I][/B]
This is easily one of the most disturbing news threads I've ever read.
[QUOTE=R0Lond;19156483]you just proved you sodomise horses.[/QUOTE] Okay? he's never denied it. If you knew PQNY, you'd know he seldom talks about horses at all. he's on my friends and he's pretty cool. [editline]04:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=AwesomeDino;19156609]yeah youre making PQNY cry[/QUOTE] Shut up
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[QUOTE=plokoon9619;19156932][media]http://photos1.hi5.com/0031/920/768/JpIDAp920768-02.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] what is that
I would. I'm not into bestiality, it's just that I'd fuck pretty much anything.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;19157174]I would. I'm not into bestiality, it's just that I'd fuck pretty much anything.[/QUOTE] But you're afraid of sex! :downs:
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19152089]I've never found out why people use Q's for O's.... Well anyway.... WTF!!![/QUOTE] HQRSE is a member of Facepunch.
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