[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;19157570]HQRSE is a member of Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
HQRSE us a fuckin DICK, is what I tell yuo, okay?! That asshat doesn't even like horses. He told me like, 12 mothns back. But anyone blieve me? Fuck no. I just get trolled amd flamed at, when I did fuck all wrong.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19157453]But you're afraid of sex! :downs:[/QUOTE]
I'm not afraid of sticking it in there, i'm afraid of not performing good enough (not lasting long enough, not being long enough etc).
Read this thread while eating
Was a mistake
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]
I want to join PETA, like, right now.[/QUOTE]
You'll be considered a terrorist.
Ewwww
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways.
Seriously. Do we always have to shout "HQRSE OMG U DIRTTY GRIL OMG LOLOL" whenever a topic like this comes up? Horses get enough prosecution because of the whole beastiality thing with them. Type in the search bar on youtube, "Horse" and all you will fucking get is "Horses mating with humans, Horse mating, Horse pregnant". I'm trying to restore their shitty image by blocking out people like James fuckin Poole, aka HQRSE, and to confront them. Sure, I've had sex with a horse before, but I don't just go around stables raping every horse I see. I like to bond with horses, more than any "normal" person would. I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. I bet I'm the only one of my cause. I don't care. It just makes my job that little bit harder. I ain't no hypocrite, but I do want to restore the image that people have of horses. I want to change it back into the "majestic steed, free and strong", not "Lol horses have big penises rofl".
I realise that when the "internet toughguys" come and read this, they will bombard me with stuff like "Omg you're just jealous of hqrse because he's cooler than you lulz I am hardcore", and "Shutup stupid. Go fuck a horse". I don't give a shit. I just hope that someone who is actually not a 12 year kid or a 21 year old basement dweller with long hair and a beard, will read this and agree with me. I want to join PETA, like, right now.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/happy_20horse.jpg[/img]
[b][i]"Sooooo sexy..."[/i][/b]
Why did I read this entire thread oh god. All i got from it was that PQNY seems to like horses on an emotional level and HQRSE likes them on a sexual level.
Either way, what the fuck.
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;19156874]Okay? he's never denied it.
If you knew PQNY, you'd know he seldom talks about horses at all. he's on my friends and he's pretty cool.
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Shut up[/QUOTE]
PQNY's boyfriend right here folks.
[editline]07:44PM[/editline]
horse threesomes
[QUOTE=PQNY;19156103]I'm a completely different fucking person. I'm the good version.[/QUOTE]
neither of you are good
[QUOTE=Crypto356;19158410]PQNY's boyfriend right here folks.
[editline]07:44PM[/editline]
horse threesomes[/QUOTE]
haha no
He's just my friend on steam and it's dumb that everyone's like HORS FUK LOLOLOLOLOLO
[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;19158494]neither of you are good[/QUOTE]
I don't give a lump of horse shit. I'm a person, anth that s that. If I could, I would take the usefrname HQRSe for myself. Infact, I can, right now. He doesn't even go on this fuckig forum no mroe. He's as dead as that dodo bird.
[QUOTE=PQNY;19158592]I don't give a lump of horse shit.[/QUOTE]
You'd probably rather keep it for yourself.
he can't spell when he's pissed
[QUOTE=Nori;19162992]he can't spell when he's pissed[/QUOTE]
Or he's not paying attention to the keyboard?
[QUOTE=Nori;19162992]he can't spell when he's pissed[/QUOTE]
Probably because he's been yelling at his computer so much.
In fact...
You might even say...
His voice is a little...
Wait for it...
Any minute now...
Here it comes...
:banjo: HOARSE :banjo:
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19163151]Probably because he's been yelling at his computer so much.
In fact...
You might even say...
His voice is a little...
Wait for it...
Any minute now...
Here it comes...
:banjo: HOARSE :banjo:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-caine-sunglasses.jpg[/img]
You missed a great opportunity for that image.
[QUOTE=radioactive;19163213][img]http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-sunglasses/csi-miami-horatio-caine-sunglasses.jpg[/img]
You missed a great opportunity for that image.[/QUOTE]
I could have, but I opted to go for the needless build up to a horrible pun.
I like Horses too.
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways.
Seriously. Do we always have to shout "HQRSE OMG U DIRTTY GRIL OMG LOLOL" whenever a topic like this comes up? Horses get enough prosecution because of the whole beastiality thing with them. Type in the search bar on youtube, "Horse" and all you will fucking get is "Horses mating with humans, Horse mating, Horse pregnant". I'm trying to restore their shitty image by blocking out people like James fuckin Poole, aka HQRSE, and to confront them. Sure, I've had sex with a horse before, but I don't just go around stables raping every horse I see. I like to bond with horses, more than any "normal" person would. I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. I bet I'm the only one of my cause. I don't care. It just makes my job that little bit harder. I ain't no hypocrite, but I do want to restore the image that people have of horses. I want to change it back into the "majestic steed, free and strong", not "Lol horses have big penises rofl".
I realise that when the "internet toughguys" come and read this, they will bombard me with stuff like "Omg you're just jealous of hqrse because he's cooler than you lulz I am hardcore", and "Shutup stupid. Go fuck a horse". I don't give a shit. I just hope that someone who is actually not a 12 year kid or a 21 year old basement dweller with long hair and a beard, will read this and agree with me. I want to join PETA, like, right now.[/QUOTE]Honestly, I'm willing to say a person who runs around having sex with animals has less things messed up in their heads than someone who wants to form a sexual relationship with an animal...
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19163324]Honestly, I'm willing to say a person who runs around having sex with animals has less things messed up in their heads than someone who wants to form a sexual relationship with an animal...[/QUOTE]
Hey man, that horse came on to [I]him[/I].
[QUOTE=Gyper;19148411]Source:[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/12/19/2009-12-19_just_call_him_a_filly_fanatic.html[/url]
HQRSE and PQNY comments begin in 3...2....1....[/QUOTE]
[media]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/a/aa/Ellis_hat_closeup.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Nori;19162992]he can't spell when he's pissed[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure he was smashed as hell when he posted that.
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;19164608]I'm pretty sure he was smashed as hell when he posted that.[/QUOTE]
He's just mad because HQRSE will never love horses the way he does.
And Equus the Mighty rose against all.
His enemies scatter.
His enemies fall.
Turn! Trample them!
Stiff in the wind. My mane, stiff in the wind!
I'm raw, I'm raw. Do you feel my raw?
Feel me on you?
On you! I want to be inside you.
I want to be inside you, and be you.
Forever one person.
I love you!
Bear me away. Make us now one person.
Amen.
What is going on here?
This makes so much on the internet seem normal.since i havnt seen it on this thread yet :horse:
How could anyone RQPE a horse...
[QUOTE=PQNY;19152155]I think it's horse shit. HQRSE is a dick, anyways.
Seriously. Do we always have to shout "HQRSE OMG U DIRTTY GRIL OMG LOLOL" whenever a topic like this comes up? Horses get enough prosecution because of the whole beastiality thing with them. Type in the search bar on youtube, "Horse" and all you will fucking get is "Horses mating with humans, Horse mating, Horse pregnant". I'm trying to restore their shitty image by blocking out people like James fuckin Poole, aka HQRSE, and to confront them. Sure, I've had sex with a horse before, but I don't just go around stables raping every horse I see. I like to bond with horses, more than any "normal" person would. I find that I have sex with horses simply because we bond so much, that the equine just seduses me under some sort of spell. I bet I'm the only one of my cause. I don't care. It just makes my job that little bit harder. I ain't no hypocrite, but I do want to restore the image that people have of horses. I want to change it back into the "majestic steed, free and strong", not "Lol horses have big penises rofl".
I realise that when the "internet toughguys" come and read this, they will bombard me with stuff like "Omg you're just jealous of hqrse because he's cooler than you lulz I am hardcore", and "Shutup stupid. Go fuck a horse". I don't give a shit. I just hope that someone who is actually not a 12 year kid or a 21 year old basement dweller with long hair and a beard, will read this and agree with me. I want to join PETA, like, right now.[/QUOTE]
The thing that scares me, is that PQNY looks like he's 12.
[img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22940/1449/72/n1616425549_8544.jpg[/img]
Source: His Facebook button.
[QUOTE=Ivebo;19166248]How could anyone RQPE a horse...[/QUOTE]
With a lassoo :v:
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;19164608]I'm pretty sure he was smashed as hell when he posted that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that anyone who's had sex with a horse would be smashed.
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