• Priest drowns baby during baptism
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I lol'd. Although you know that's not a valid argument.
Obviously he was rejected by the holy water and was purged by the almighty father.
Baptizing a baby? Who's great fucking idea was that? Damn at least wait till the he/she understands the concept of holding your breath. Isn't that a reason why people do this when they're older?
[QUOTE=Warhol;23763721]Our basic evolution doesn't require cars. Those are all luxuries.[/QUOTE] For the basics of survival, yes, but without the infrastructure provided by transportation the average life span will go down, due to a lack of supplies/medical attention. So you might just be killing more people by removing cars anyway. So it's a matter of efficiency.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23766010]I lol'd. Although you know that's not a valid argument.[/QUOTE] It could be if someone made a stripclub that served breakfast... [editline]08:32AM[/editline] "Candy! Could you refill my bowl of cereal? Thanks..."
Hehehe. Good times, good times!
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23765539]The way we live today we need transports though, you don't produce your own food for example.[/QUOTE] That's a result of human interference. Again, you have legs. and we produce baby food btw [editline]12:01AM[/editline] [QUOTE=MrJazzy;23766010]I lol'd. Although you know that's not a valid argument.[/QUOTE] You DO realise women produce breast milk, right?
[QUOTE=Warhol;23767329]That's a result of human interference. Again, you have legs. and we produce baby food btw [editline]12:01AM[/editline] You DO realise women produce breast milk, right?[/QUOTE] Women don't produce milk out of nothing, and we can't all live on milk. Anyways, I just threw myself into this argument, and I really don't know what the point of this argument is.
[QUOTE=Warhol;23767329]That's a result of human interference. Again, you have legs. and we produce baby food btw [editline]12:01AM[/editline] You DO realise women produce breast milk, right?[/QUOTE] Nobody drinks breast milk beyond a certain age (unless the parents are fucked up or the adult has a fetish). The same thing applies to nature, where the animals move on to another source of food beyond infancy. [editline]07:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MrJazzy;23767386]Women don't produce milk out of nothing, and we can't all live on milk.[/QUOTE] She can eat the legs she has, or drink her own milk. We can all suck tit to survive.
What the fuck? You're not supposed to dunk the fucking baby in the bowl, your supposed to pour a bit of water over it's head using a little shell cup thing. Fucking idiots.
[QUOTE=Steak;23767429]What the fuck? You're not supposed to dunk the fucking baby in the bowl, your supposed to pour a bit of water over it's head using a little shell cup thing. [b]Fucking idiots[/b].[/QUOTE] Because the ritual itself, regardless of how it is performed, is a sensible, sane thing to do.
[QUOTE=GodKing;23767402]She can eat the legs she has, or drink her own milk. We can all suck tit to survive.[/QUOTE] Imagine that when the hole world blows up in a nuclear war, breasts will save the humanity! [editline]11:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=GodKing;23767475]Because the ritual itself, regardless of how it is performed, is a sensible, sane thing to do.[/QUOTE] It is just as sane as celebrating your birthday with your friends, or christmas, or a nationality day (called that?).
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23767478]Imagine that when the hole world blows up in a nuclear war, breasts will save the humanity![/QUOTE] I'd wager $10 that there is a hentai made with this idea in Japan somewhere.
[QUOTE=GodKing;23767500]I'd wager $10 that there is a hentai made with this idea in Japan somewhere.[/QUOTE] I'd watch it.
[QUOTE=GodKing;23767475]Because the ritual itself, regardless of how it is performed, is a sensible, sane thing to do.[/QUOTE] Not really, it enforces a religion upon a human being without them being able to have a say in it. I'm a baptized atheist, do you know how pissed off that makes me feel?
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;23767478]Imagine that when the hole world blows up in a nuclear war, breasts will save the humanity! [editline]11:08PM[/editline] It is just as sane as celebrating your birthday with your friends, or christmas, or a nationality day (called that?).[/QUOTE] Celebrating the anniversary of the beginning of my conscious existence is not the same as celebrating someone's metaphorical "rebirth" into a holy celestial being trapped in the husk of a human, whose sole purpose is to worship an invisible entity and attempt to die correctly.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23767519]Not really, it enforces a religion upon a human being without them being able to have a say in it. I'm a baptized atheist, do you know how pissed off that makes me feel?[/QUOTE] I was babtized, I'm not religious, I don't care I was batbized, in fact I'm gonna babtize my children too.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23767519]Not really, it enforces a religion upon a human being without them being able to have a say in it. I'm a baptized atheist, do you know how pissed off that makes me feel?[/QUOTE] I can imagine. I can't tell whether or not you could tell that I was being sarcastic however.
[QUOTE=GodKing;23767547]Celebrating the anniversary of the beginning of my conscious existence is not the same as celebrating someone's metaphorical "rebirth" into a holy celestial being trapped in the husk of a human, whose sole purpose is to worship an invisible entity and attempt to die correctly.[/QUOTE] Wow, I... I don't know, you win. [editline]11:12PM[/editline] I just see babtism as a way to celebrate the birth of a newborn child.
[QUOTE=GodKing;23767559]I can imagine. I can't tell whether or not you could tell that I was being sarcastic however.[/QUOTE] It was a matter of grammar, sounded like you claimed "There's nothing wrong with the ritual, but in this case they just fucked it up.". Sorry, I'm tired. [QUOTE=MrJazzy;23767562]I just see babtism as a way to celebrate the birth of a newborn child.[/QUOTE] It's more of a way to tie them down to the church in a sort of ghoulish manner, since an infant can't really be skeptic.
[QUOTE=Warhol;23767329]You DO realise women produce breast milk, right?[/QUOTE] women need to eat food and drink water to be able to produce breast milk in the first place... its simple thermodynamics
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;23767679]women need to eat food and drink water to be able to produce breast milk in the first place... its simple thermodynamics[/QUOTE] way2miss point [editline]03:10AM[/editline] Believe it or not, food existed before the existence of cars
[QUOTE=Steak;23767429]What the fuck? You're not supposed to dunk the fucking baby in the bowl, your supposed to pour a bit of water over it's head using a little shell cup thing.[/QUOTE] Different sects have different rituals, smart one. [editline]09:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Warhol;23770566] Believe it or not, food existed before the existence of cars[/QUOTE] Has anyone even said otherwise, or are you just freaking out and making shit up?
[quote]"He couldn't inhale, his face turned blue and he was foaming at the mouth. He [the priest] said we should not interrupt this their ritual"[/quote] Oh noes he is blue, foaming at the mouth and not breathing. Oh well, better not interrupt the ritual. :downs:
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