Zodiac sign dates change—everything you know is a lie!
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This is fucking stupid. Just because one stupid guy decides to make note of how stupid everyone is about a stupid thing in the first place (not knowing the actual dates to go by for stupid horoscopes) everyone's going batshit over their sign changing. Why let a fucking system define your personality when you should be making who you are for yourself?
[quote]31 percent of Americans believe in astrology.[/quote]
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[QUOTE=DSG;27404766]This is fucking stupid. Just because one stupid guy decides to make note of how stupid everyone is about a stupid thing in the first place (not knowing the actual dates to go by for stupid horoscopes) everyone's going batshit over their sign changing. Why let a fucking system define your personality when you should be making who you are for yourself?
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What an Aries. :jerkbag:
I like Gemini over Taurus :saddowns:
It doesn't effect me. I was born August 12th, still a Leo baby.. I'M A BEAST!!! RAWRRR
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Yeah, same as I was before, but its bullshit anyway. These have about as much influence on your personality as does where a school of fish in the Pacific Ocean are.
Fuck being fucking Cancer, Leo motherfucker
I don't want to be a virgo, Libra's a better name :-(
Yay I'm not an Aries anymore. I'm a- oh god damn it I don't want to be Pisces. I hate fish!
I didn't know what they were anyway.
Man what the fuck my element is [i]so[/i] not water. I'm a pyromaniac.
oh I'm going to be Pisces now, as if it fucking changes anything
So now I'm a Sagittarius instead of a Capricorn?
But I like being a fishgoat. :C
Apparently I'm a Virgo, whatever that means.
?
[img]http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/4/4a/Virgo-GTA4-front.jpg[/img]
The fuck. I'm a pisces now.
Lol I'm still Aries
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
Made the cut by a day
I'm still a Taurus.
No way am I a motherfucking Virgo. Man Fuck Babylonia.
[b]Edit:[/b] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fvz-nNz0mc]Actually...[/url]
[img]http://www.josephinewall.co.uk/zodiac/web_virgo.jpg[/img]
Well shit, this Gemini tattoo needs to be changed to a Taurus. Fuck.
Fuck yeah still a Gemini.
My birthday's on June 21st :smug:
My birthday is on Jan 19, so I'm pretty close to sitting on the fence :v:
Fuck this crap man, I'm a fucking scorpion, I'll come along while you're sleeping and stab you in the fucking foot. I ain't no pussy ass balancing scale.
even though I've known about this for years (late as FUCK op) it's interesting to note that I remain a sagittarius [B]barely[/B], being born on the 17th, the first day of the sign
fuck yeah
I guess I'm a Hindu, Sidereal Scorpio.
[img]http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/C/Clash_of_the_Titans/slices/slice_clash_of_the_titans_movie_trailer_giant_scorpion_01.jpg[/img]
Oh well, better than a horse-human male hybrid Sagittarius.
I am a Virgo, which seems to describe me much better than Libra ever did.
I'm a capricorn now. I was an aquarius before and neither personality traits ever suited me :(
oh well.
I ask myself this question, what is life now? :confused:
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;27406012]My birthday is on Jan 19, so I'm pretty close to sitting on the fence :v:[/QUOTE]
I'll push you off into next week then... so you become a Capricorn :smug:
Still a Pisces :smug:
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=thisispain;27403312]whiskey
scotch
guinness
gin
vodka
malt liquor
cognac
bourbon
wine
brandy
tequila
rum[/QUOTE]
Guiness is a brand name.
[editline]14th January 2011[/editline]
Stout
Now im a Gemini.
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