Gimme $10 and a spoon and I'll down one of these in ten seconds flat.
Then go throw it up.
Just for fucks sake, if you DO have a family to dinner with, sit at the table for at least 2 hours.
If not, well, don't buy this crap, buy something else better.
everyone knows you can only be a true gamer if you play nothing but action FPS and strategy games while eating nothing but high-salt high-fat processed foods and energy drinks
i genuinely hate this shit
[QUOTE=thisispain;43085043]that totally makes sense. that image is the perfect representation of what Bohemian Rhapsody sounds like.[/QUOTE]
nigga yu talkin shit bout Bohemian Rhapsody?
you a busta
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;43085843]Pretend it's eggnog without the nog.[/QUOTE]
Fuck, I hate eggnog, whenever I even so much as think of the smell I gag like mad ; A ;
[QUOTE=gk99;43086070]Gimme $10 and a spoon and I'll down one of these in ten seconds flat.
Then go throw it up.[/QUOTE]
Pff, I'd eat this stuff for a week. Once for each meal. That's 21 cans.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43085937]What are you on about Queen is the shit.[/QUOTE]
the song is sorta overrated tbh. except on classical guitar, it's perfect on classical guitar.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxR7dVPKnD4[/media]
Honestly, that looks quite horrible. I can't imagine how it tastes, also while eating you will probably eat a few layers together which might just taste disgusting. Just look at it.
[img]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/christmas-tinner-product-out-of-tin-described.jpg?w=650&h=437&crop=1#038;h=689[/img]
Although I'm really tempted to try this out.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;43084208]where's the doritos and mountain dew layer[/QUOTE]
Sold separately.
Probably as a [I]"DLC"[/I]
Considering it'll look and taste 50% shittier than the image shows...
pff eating multiple layers, ain't nobody got time for that
[t]http://blog.ciriongroup.com/files/2013/04/Email-Marketing-SPAM-Law.jpg[/t]
the last word in single-can meals, i could eat ham all day
I really hope there aren't enough lonely people out there to legitimately purchase and eat this on Christmas night.
what the fuck is bread sauce?
[QUOTE=frozensoda;43086676]what the fuck is bread sauce?[/QUOTE]
breadcrumbs + milk + some other stuff
it's a winter dish that came about when there wasn't anything else to eat.
I would buy a couple even tho I will obviously have full real Christmas dinner with family. It looks interesting unlike most of the "gamer foods" that are usually just a cheese flavored mixture of sugar and salt.
So all gamers live alone, can't cook an cant pry themselves away from their games for an hour to eat? C'mon, GAME.
I hate how big companies and people overall think that every gamer drinks energy drinks and eats unhealthy stuff all the time to keep himself beeing awake. If you wanna stay awake you have to drink water, maybe a cup pf coffee from time to time, and eat healthy stuff which gives you real power like apples or bananas and shit. And they're also easy and quick to eat.
It's more about 14 year old console kiddies and people who generally live unhealthy who eat and drink all this shit.
They merge pudding, pies, bacon and eggs together? It should be separate.
also, please think about THIS for one second
this even existing is based on the marketing perception that generally gamers are loosers that have no family and cannot cook / won't even go out
in the principle of marketing that's the only way this could have even been made.
someone had to have made this purely based on that assumption, basically.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;43086397]Pff, I'd eat this stuff for a week. Once for each meal. That's 21 cans.[/QUOTE]
you would die
Looking at the photo more , I can see the indent from the top of the can.
You think it's possible to get it all out in the shape of the can and slice off the layers like cheese?
[QUOTE=pentium;43086990]Looking at the photo more , I can see the indent from the top of the can.
You think it's possible to get it all out in the shape of the can and slice off the layers like cheese?[/QUOTE]
I imagine they may have had to cut the can? no air pressure between the food and the can after all
I dont know what is worse;
The fact they are willing to dump that many preservatives and enough gelatin to harden water in order to get it all to stay separated...
Or the part in which they are eagerly trying to serve to the "Lazy Gamer" audience. As if the cliche couldn't get any worse! :v:
It worked for spam.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HDk7JfcXGw[/media]
[QUOTE=pentium;43087010]It worked for spam.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HDk7JfcXGw[/media][/QUOTE]
to be fair, spam doesn't have the can ridges either, but I guess a butterknife would do the trick good
[QUOTE=J!NX;43087013]to be fair, spam doesn't have the can ridges either, but I guess a butterknife would do the trick good[/QUOTE]
Doesn't look like that can has ridges either.
i can confirm gamers are indeed animals
I have one of these hooked onto the side of my cage with mountain dew in it
[T]http://www.feedem.co.uk/images/products/zoom/1253545911-34854400.jpg[/T]
[QUOTE=ThatSprite;43087419]i can confirm gamers are indeed animals
I have one of these hooked onto the side of my cage with mountain dew in it
[T]http://www.feedem.co.uk/images/products/zoom/1253545911-34854400.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]
[T]http://s27.postimg.org/ebaeojq1v/mountain_dew.png[/T]
:v:
It looks like it might taste good if you separate each part and eat them individually. It'd probably be an explosion of clashing flavors if you just stuck a fork into it and scooped a bit of each section into your mouth all at once.
Going to work In a few hours. Gonna see if we are selling it. Want me to buy it and try it out?
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;43087653]Going to work In a few hours. Gonna see if we are selling it. Want me to buy it and try it out?[/QUOTE]
Well I wanna see if it's layered just as advertised.
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