[QUOTE=Dominic0904;43087653]Going to work In a few hours. Gonna see if we are selling it. Want me to buy it and try it out?[/QUOTE]
Post pictures.
If it didn't have the mince pie, Christmas pudding and cranberry layers it probally wouldn't actually be that bad.
I don't get why they included two things that just don't go with the rest of it (the pudding + mince pies) in the middle of the main course part.
Shit Food will work better.
i could imagine this being a holiday MRE for soldiers.
[QUOTE=omggrass;43087775]i could imagine this being a holiday MRE for soldiers.[/QUOTE]
Only if they add laxative.
I might test out a PSP game on Christmas Day, but I won't go as far as even turning on my PC. Much better spending it with my family. This must be the loneliest Christmas Dinner ever. And there's no Pigs in Blankets, so what's the point?
[QUOTE=omggrass;43087775]i could imagine this being a holiday MRE for soldiers.[/QUOTE]
MRE's are great though, I don't know about this :v:
I mean, you might kill them.
Honestly the thought of spending Christmas with video games is fucking depressing.
[QUOTE=omggrass;43087775]i could imagine this being a holiday MRE for soldiers.[/QUOTE]
and they would probably love it
EVEN IF I were lazy enough to buy this on something that isn't morbid curiosity, they would probably have more luck just making canned nutritional paste, making it savoury and putting it on the shelves.
I mean hell, I'd rather eat the most generic, artificially flavoured food possible than eat something that looks and tastes like my [I]entire daily food intake at once.[/I]
Sorry guys we have not got them in. Maybe in the weeks coming up till Christmas we will get them. I'll make a thread about it if it happens.
Looks disgusting, makes me want to throw up to be honest
[QUOTE=cdr248;43084178]Now I know what the next Ashens video is.[/QUOTE]
Just tweeted that at him; but knowing my luck it's probably the 100th tweet along the same lines by quicker folks.
[QUOTE=proch;43088091]Honestly the thought of spending Christmas with video games is fucking depressing.[/QUOTE]
I know; even I'm gonna be spending Christmas with the family over at The Hope, but after that I'm technically home alone since my mum and sis are jetting off to I think maybe Belgium or Germany. I'm not all that interested in going to those places, so I'll be at home for the holidays.
I'm totally going to try one of these.
[QUOTE=J!NX;43088081]MRE's are great though, I don't know about this :v:
I mean, you might kill them.[/QUOTE]
They're good until you have to eat them cold and during the 5 minute AARs that are your only respite from an entire day of Situational training.
Gave me indigestion for 2 days.
[QUOTE=Van-man;43087539][T]http://s27.postimg.org/ebaeojq1v/mountain_dew.png[/T]
:v:[/QUOTE]
If it wasn't for the fact that I like having a life, I would totally rig up a system next to my computer to act like a beer helmet, but for soda or water.
I really want to see ashens eat this. Let's hope game dumps the spare cans in poundland after christmas.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;43084755]Why you would want sprouts anywhere near Christmas pudding, I do not know. Infact, fuck spouts in general.[/QUOTE]
You're probably a victim of knowing people who don't know how to cook sprouts.
I refuse to eat any sprouts that have not been cooked by my father or myself, or someone I have personally vetted and ensured knows how to cook sprouts. The secret to cooking sprouts is to barely cook them.
Go out to a restaurant? Sprouts are fucked.
Go to family? Sprouts are fucked.
Go to school? Sprouts are fucked.
Go to a pub? (why are you getting food there?) Sprouts are fucked.
Everyone overcooks sprouts. If you overcook sprouts, they are fucked. They become mushy and vile. Sprouts are not meant to be mushy and vile, they are meant to be crunchy.
You cut the cross in the bottom of each sprout, then you steam them for no more than two minutes. If you are the kind of person who boils them, please boil yourself. You then enjoy them hot, ideally with a tiny bit of butter on top and various other seasonings. (and enjoy with the mountain of food that is dinner)
Another way to do sprouts is the morning after on Boxing Day. Chop 'em up, chop up some cold roast potatoes, get some generous cubes of bacon, leftover Christmas gammon / ham, leftover turkey, and fry 'em together. Yes, you can use goose fat or duck fat for cooking the potatoes and frying the breakfast. It's after Christmas, it's a treat. Serve straight out of the pan, and yes, you can have gravy if you want. Fuck whoever says you can't have gravy. I'll eat what I want for breakfast. Today I had curry.
As a general rule, no-one knows how to cook 90% of vegetables, and ends up reducing them into slimy fuckfests. Fuck them, most vegetables should be crunchy. It's a fact that the best carrots are raw carrots, followed up by properly cooked (that's hot but crunchy) carrots, followed up by carrots that have been cooked in a stew for a long time (it's acceptable in stews), and the gooey shitfest that is an overcooked carrot can fuck right off. Broccoli is amazing, just cook it right. (also, broccoli cheese is great, just like cauliflower cheese)
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;43088283]and they would probably love it[/QUOTE]
No we wouldn't.
Oh and think about all those juices from all the food layers that float to the top of the can. Whatever doesn't float to the top gets soaked up into that egg/bacon layer. I think I'll pass.
I hope Ashens makes a video of this stuff like someone mentioned earlier in the thread.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;43089734]You're probably a victim of knowing people who don't know how to cook sprouts.
I refuse to eat any sprouts that have not been cooked by my father or myself, or someone I have personally vetted and ensured knows how to cook sprouts. The secret to cooking sprouts is to barely cook them.
Go out to a restaurant? Sprouts are fucked.
Go to family? Sprouts are fucked.
Go to school? Sprouts are fucked.
Go to a pub? (why are you getting food there?) Sprouts are fucked.
Everyone overcooks sprouts. If you overcook sprouts, they are fucked. They become mushy and vile. Sprouts are not meant to be mushy and vile, they are meant to be crunchy.
You cut the cross in the bottom of each sprout, then you steam them for no more than two minutes. If you are the kind of person who boils them, please boil yourself. You then enjoy them hot, ideally with a tiny bit of butter on top and various other seasonings. (and enjoy with the mountain of food that is dinner)
Another way to do sprouts is the morning after on Boxing Day. Chop 'em up, chop up some cold roast potatoes, get some generous cubes of bacon, leftover Christmas gammon / ham, leftover turkey, and fry 'em together. Yes, you can use goose fat or duck fat for cooking the potatoes and frying the breakfast. It's after Christmas, it's a treat. Serve straight out of the pan, and yes, you can have gravy if you want. Fuck whoever says you can't have gravy. I'll eat what I want for breakfast. Today I had curry.
As a general rule, no-one knows how to cook 90% of vegetables, and ends up reducing them into slimy fuckfests. Fuck them, most vegetables should be crunchy. It's a fact that the best carrots are raw carrots, followed up by properly cooked (that's hot but crunchy) carrots, followed up by carrots that have been cooked in a stew for a long time (it's acceptable in stews), and the gooey shitfest that is an overcooked carrot can fuck right off. Broccoli is amazing, just cook it right. (also, broccoli cheese is great, just like cauliflower cheese)[/QUOTE]
Well this is fucking weird, I have now come across (by accident!) you giving cooking advice in two places on two separate websites in the space of a couple of hours.
I dunno though, even when cooked properly they have a bit of a nasty tasty, not as bad as when they are not cooked properly mind you. Quite enjoy them in bubble and squeak on boxing day though.
[t]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/christmas-tinner-product-out-of-tin-described.jpg[/t]
it's a metaphor for a beyond two souls.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43084498]No thanks. I'll have a real Christmas dinner with my relatives.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;43084611]Then go eat some real christmas dinners instead of animal feed in a can[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43084884]Jesus I play video games I'm not a domestic animal, I don't need my own special food and a water bowl[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=tier22;43086628]I really hope there aren't enough lonely people out there to legitimately purchase and eat this on Christmas night.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=geogzm;43086764]So all gamers live alone, can't cook an cant pry themselves away from their games for an hour to eat? C'mon, GAME.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=proch;43088091]Honestly the thought of spending Christmas with video games is fucking depressing.[/QUOTE]
filthy casuals
[QUOTE=Ithon;43090257][t]http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/christmas-tinner-product-out-of-tin-described.jpg[/t]
it's a metaphor for a beyond two souls.[/QUOTE]
is it WHY
[QUOTE=Monkah;43084258]That doesn't exactly seem realistic.[/QUOTE]
Christmas presents is what they mean by testing.
9 layers of food? More like 9 circles of hell.
[QUOTE=pentium;43084274]Who the fuck do they hire to test these products?
Who the fuck do they find that they test these products on??[/QUOTE]
[video][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezEMnzmDYZU[/URL][/video]
If I was going to spend Christmas on my computer I'd just stock up on chicken nuggets and coca cola.
Wait. What. Who the fuck has eggs and bacon with their Christmas dinner
[QUOTE=Tacooo;43092290]Wait. What. Who the fuck has eggs and bacon with their Christmas dinner[/QUOTE]
The mad concept is it's meant to be breakfast (eggs and bacon) through to lunch (because face it, we all have christmas dinner way before dinner time) and then pudding.
There's about a billion other easier to make things I'd rather eat if I had to spend Christmas alone. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to eat this, and I can't believe that they think that there's a market for this besides people getting it just to see how horrible it is.
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