• GAME creates Christmas dinner in a can for gamers
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[QUOTE=Terminutter;43092530]The mad concept is it's meant to be breakfast (eggs and bacon) through to lunch (because face it, we all have christmas dinner way before dinner time) and then pudding.[/QUOTE] But what if I usually have cereal on christmas morning 0/10 would not buy
[QUOTE=Tacooo;43093342]But what if I usually have cereal on christmas morning 0/10 would not buy[/QUOTE] brb, inventing canned cereal.
Christ. I've eaten some [B]real[/B] shite in my day, but this is just horrendous.
If you're spending christmas alone there should be plenty of time to cook an actual good meal for yourself
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43093462]brb, inventing canned cereal.[/QUOTE] i want to see this
What does a usual Christmas dinner even look like? We don't normally celebrate that stuff here, but due to my family going to a sanatorium on New Year's Eve we won't be able to celebrate it like usual, so I'm thinking about actually going ahead and celebrating western Christmas.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43093462]brb, inventing canned cereal.[/QUOTE] The cereal would just disintegrate in the milk. We need to invent some kind of preservative that stops disintegration and coat the cereal in it
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;43093466]Christ. I've eaten some [B]real[/B] shite in my day, but this is just horrendous.[/QUOTE] did you try it please no [editline]6th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Tacooo;43095689]The cereal would just disintegrate in the milk. We need to invent some kind of preservative that stops disintegration and coat the cereal in it[/QUOTE] make the cereal out of rocks or powdered milk
[QUOTE=Tacooo;43095689]The cereal would just disintegrate in the milk. We need to invent some kind of preservative that stops disintegration and coat the cereal in it[/QUOTE] Porridge is technically a cereal. You like cereal. You like it. You cannot resist cereal. Buy my canned cereal.
Looks like something someone threw up from a day ago. :s
Eww looks horrible and prob tastes horribly.
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Thing is, I actually am gonna end up spending most of Christmas at my computer. One of my brothers lives in Ohio with his girlfriend. My grandmother is going to my uncles place in Staten Island as Christmas is now an incredibly depressing time of the year for her. As I've said many times my Mother passed away on Christmas and if there is a shred of justice in the world my scumbag stepfather is rotting in a ditch somewhere. Its pretty much gonna be myself, my youngest brother and maybe my second brother and his girlfriend at Christmas. Even with all that I fully plan on cooking an actual meal(or possibly sending for chinese take out) rather than something that looks like it was made by Purina to be sold.
[QUOTE=J!NX;43095698]did you try it please no[/QUOTE] God no, but I have eaten canned products that would probably be 5th on the list of "shitting jesus", if this was considered 1st.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;43093462]brb, inventing canned cereal.[/QUOTE] I've already seen something similar, except with oatmeal. Add water, close the lid, shake it, and then press a tab on the bottom that starts a chemical reaction in a chamber underneath it that heats it up. As you can guess, it was incredibly expensive.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;43092530]The mad concept is it's meant to be breakfast (eggs and bacon) through to lunch (because face it, we all have christmas dinner way before dinner time) and then pudding.[/QUOTE] Oh god the pudding is next to the carrots. Just why, why would anyone do that
This would make more sense if it were like a fozen microwavable thing, why a can?
I reckon it's just a joke by GAME. It's listed under 'Wii U' on the [URL="http://www.game.co.uk/en/game-christmas-tinner-181968"]store page[/URL] so it looks like they just slammed it on there without any thought. [editline]a[/editline] [B]Also:[/B] [IMG]https://img.game.co.uk/merch/pdp/pdpEspotSide_christmasTinner.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=FunkyDarkKnight;43112018]I reckon it's just a joke by GAME. It's listed under 'Wii U' on the [URL="http://www.game.co.uk/en/game-christmas-tinner-181968"]store page[/URL] so it looks like they just slammed it on there without any thought.[/QUOTE] That's kind of a bummer, I had planned on trying a can.
Looks like vomit and shit mixed together. Bet it tastes like vomit and shit.
O_O i swear we are gonna evolve with special fingers for gaming and a sorta scoop arm so we can eat food from tins effectively without cutlery.
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;43115132]O_O i swear we are gonna evolve with special fingers for gaming and a sorta scoop arm so we can eat food from tins effectively without cutlery.[/QUOTE] since its a ring upll tin, all you do is bend the sides up and there you go, instant scoop/spoon, done it before eating tesco value beans (and man that was the wierdest meal ever)
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;43115132]O_O i swear we are gonna evolve with special fingers for gaming and a sorta scoop arm so we can eat food from tins effectively without cutlery.[/QUOTE] Except gamers are evolutionary dead-ends.
Next time on "I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here..."!
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;43084211]First dry food and now wet food, I swear to god some companies think gamers are actually cats [IMG]http://www.gamerfood.com/media/aw_islider/Try_Now2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] those nuts destroyed my sides they actually work
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