[NSFW] Danish newspaper covers Reddit double dick AMA
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43405718]No? I've only made a single post about how I feel about having two penises. The one you quoted was just me being skeptical about the validity of the story. I think parents would usually ask the doctor to remove something like this, but I don't know if it's actually possible or not, which is why I asked.[/QUOTE]
Off topic a bit:
Your title lies. I think the guy in the OP would get all the bitches.
There's no way those pics are photoshpped. It's not like he's the only person out there to have this condition either. Maybe just one of the few to go public about it.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;43406220]Also ekstrabladet is fucking trash.[/QUOTE]
I can't remember, but weren't it also them who thought it was a good idea to follow one of the guys who drew pictures of Muhammad (and (almost) posted his address)?
[QUOTE=Saza;43405259]hey, I remember that AMA
there's some really hilarious comments there about a man with two penises, currently in a polygamous relationship (where all three parties are aware of it)
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
why on earth would you cover that in a news story though hahah[/QUOTE]
He had one story where he had a woman on each dick, 2 dicks in his ass, and another couple standing over his face fucking while he licked and sucked
What a night
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;43406992]There's no way those pics are photoshpped. It's not like he's the only person out there to have this condition either. Maybe just one of the few to go public about it.[/QUOTE]
The reason they are disputed is that newborns with these issues have a increased death rate, and that it's not usual for them to actually look like two, healthy dicks.
Just try googling diphallus. All you'll find is people who are unlikely to ever experience sex, and dead babies.
So, here's the thing. . .gay guys do this thing called "docking," in which uncircumcised guys stretch the foreskin of one dick over the head of the other dick, and then jack it.
You know where this is going. . .
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;43409648]So, here's the thing. . .gay guys do this thing called "docking," in which uncircumcised guys stretch the foreskin of one dick over the head of the other dick, and then jack it.
You know where this is going. . .[/QUOTE]
he's like a space station
[QUOTE=Saza;43405259]hey, I remember that AMA
there's some really hilarious comments there about a man with two penises, currently in a polygamous relationship (where all three parties are aware of it)
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
why on earth would you cover that in a news story though hahah[/QUOTE]
It's interesting and I'd personally rather hear about that than the news I typically hear, which is "This person was murdered, these people did this heinous shit, 45 car pileup on the highway, 6 dead, 17 injured, man dragged dog via car" etc etc
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;43409648]So, here's the thing. . .gay guys do this thing called "docking," in which uncircumcised guys stretch the foreskin of one dick over the head of the other dick, and then jack it.
You know where this is going. . .[/QUOTE]
He's gonna bend his dicks so that they're head to head then jack them?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43405427]Of course you can people can do anything with photoshop
[t]http://i.imgur.com/aY62LHa.jpg[/t]
Most of his answers seem like stuff people want to hear, which is why I'm skeptical.[/QUOTE]
Except for the fact that he can't cum with each dick individually. Someone asked him if, while two people were sucking him off, one could finish before the other, which would be fucking rad and hilarious, but alas they cum at the same time.
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=geogzm;43406079]Some guy sat in a dark room all day, manipulating dicks.[/QUOTE]
We've all been there brother.
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;43409648]So, here's the thing. . .gay guys do this thing called "docking," in which uncircumcised guys stretch the foreskin of one dick over the head of the other dick, and then jack it.
You know where this is going. . .[/QUOTE]
That seems to share a similar name to "[I]space[/I] docking", which is (spoiler tagged for extreme grossness) [sp]when someone shits into a girl's vagina.[/sp]
... Urban Dictionary, man. They come up with fucked up shit.
[QUOTE=Sungrazer;43409830]
He's gonna bend his dicks so that they're head to head then jack them?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;43405300]How the fuck can you doubt about it since he has posted several pictures of his dicks.[/QUOTE]
Some more context:
He doesn't say "I believe the pictures are fakes", he just says "I do not believe both of them are fully functional".
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;43405312]Because they're decent people.[/QUOTE]
So parents correcting physical abnormalities are indecent?
"Better leave that cleft palate, it would be rude otherwise."
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43413013]So parents correcting physical abnormalities are indecent?
"Better leave that cleft palate, it would be rude otherwise."[/QUOTE]
Abnormality =/= deformity.
Cleft palate can possibly decrease the quality of your life. Two dicks is just badass.
Source: My cousin, Double-Dong MacGillicutty.
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;43415101]Two dicks is just badass.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia"]literally[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorectal"]bad ass[/URL] :v:
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