Lady goes nuts on Chicago train, goes nude, proclaims to be "goddess of the train" and orders everyo

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910925]yea the dude with the hitler avatar i didn't take not of his username and couldn't be bothered to find it so i just said hitler assuming you would know who i was talking about.

now i know it's gwoodman.[/QUOTE]

i will now refer to you as the fisting A then.

[editline]18th November 2013[/editline]

you may call me the the flying tank.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Kyle902;42910928]i will now refer to you as the fisting A then.

[editline]18th November 2013[/editline]

you may call me the the flying tank.[/QUOTE]

i am alright with this.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910925]yea the dude with the hitler avatar i didn't take note of his username and couldn't be bothered to find it so i just said hitler assuming you would know who i was talking about.

now i know it's gwoodman.[/QUOTE]

You couldn't be assed to scroll up 10 posts from that one? Really? You need to board the next train out of this thread mate. You're drowning.

[Xenomoose]

And what could have been an excellent chain of train-related news puns gets ruined by the White Knight Brigade. Some people need to stop taking shit so seriously.

[bradleigh]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42910448]7/10 ass, would board[/QUOTE]her ass looks alright in the last pic but in the other two it looks pretty much like a man's ass

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910943]i am alright with this.[/QUOTE]

Do you get paid for being a tool or are you like this normally?

[draugur]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;42910950]And what could have been an excellent chain of train-related news puns gets ruined by the White Knight Brigade. Some people need to stop taking shit so seriously.[/QUOTE]

Except it's not a brigade this time.
Just one.

Our sketch artist thinks he looks like this:

[img]http://www1.assumption.edu/ahc/1920s/eugenics/unsignedKansasKKKpainting20.jpg[/img]

The witness said he was spouting bullshit and claiming moral superiority to others based on non-existent evidence.

[Netsui]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;42910950]And what could have been an excellent chain of train-related news puns gets ruined by the White Knight Brigade. Some people need to stop taking shit so seriously.[/QUOTE]

yeah the train puns were derailed

[GarrettFox]

[QUOTE=draugur;42910977]Except it's not a brigade this time.
Just one.

Our sketch artist thinks he looks like this:

[img]http://www1.assumption.edu/ahc/1920s/eugenics/unsignedKansasKKKpainting20.jpg[/img]

The witness said he was spouting bullshit, this is what we assume he looks like.[/QUOTE]

Ass 0/10 would not fuck.

The rider either.

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=GunFox;42910994]Ass 0/10 would not fuck.

The rider either.[/QUOTE]

omg stop objectifying horses!!

[imptastick2]

I wonder if she walked on nude or if she stripped once she was on the train. I dont see her getting into the station nude without anyone noticing so I assume her clothes had to be nearby, which makes me wonder why the police did not cover her.

[editline]18th November 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42910987]yeah the train puns were derailed[/QUOTE]

With posts like this you may soon have the thread back on track.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=draugur;42910977]Except it's not a brigade this time.
Just one.

Our sketch artist thinks he looks like this:

[img]http://www1.assumption.edu/ahc/1920s/eugenics/unsignedKansasKKKpainting20.jpg[/img]

The witness said he was spouting bullshit and claiming moral superiority to others based on non-existent evidence.[/QUOTE]

yup hating sexism is the same as hating blacks thanks for that enlightened post.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=GunFox;42910994]Ass 0/10 would not fuck.

The rider either.[/QUOTE]

You're being sexism and need to stop. That horse is not your "bucktoy," Anne Frankly I'm disgusted by your words, you're literally Hitler. I hang out with horses and all the horses I know would be offended by your post.

[editline]18th November 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911018]yup hating sexism is the same as hating blacks thanks for that enlightened post.[/QUOTE]

You're welcome.

[Bentham]

She looks attractive, I'd like to take her to dinner and have casual conversation in the hopes of discovering shared interests, potentially leading to additional dates and possibly a long-term relationship.

Then I wanna wreck that caboose.

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=draugur;42911019]You're being sexism and need to stop. That horse is not your "bucktoy," Anne Frankly I'm disgusted by your words, you're literally Hitler. I hang out with horses and all the horses I know would be offended by your post.
[/QUOTE]

I did Nazi those puns coming...

Did jew?

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=draugur;42911019]You're welcome.[/QUOTE]

i always wanted to know what it was like in the dark ages but i can just read your posts and see. you're like a time capsule.

[Explosions]

You're just shitposting now dude. Come on. I feel like this is old school trolling or something, your posts are just very bizarre in this thread.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Explosions;42911061]You're just shitposting now dude. Come on. I feel like this is old school trolling or something, your posts are just very bizarre in this thread.[/QUOTE]

someone compared me to a klansmen and i'm the one shitposting?

[Dissolution]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911069]someone compared me to a klansmen and i'm the one shitposting?[/QUOTE]

more than one person can shitpost lol

[Explosions]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911069]someone compared me to a klansmen and i'm the one shitposting?[/QUOTE]

Your reply was a shitpost with no meaning.

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911050]i always wanted to know what it was like in the dark ages but i can just read your posts and see. you're like a time capsule.[/QUOTE]

i always wanted to know what it was like to be stupid but i can just read your posts and see. you're like a window into the mind of stupidity

[editline]18th November 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911069]someone compared me to a klansmen and i'm the one shitposting?[/QUOTE]

dude you said someone was hitler.

stop being such a hypocrite

[Netsui]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911069]someone compared me to a klansmen and i'm the one shitposting?[/QUOTE]

you're saying train puns are sexist

train puns, sexist

that's like NoDachi saying sex jokes are equal to antisemitism and racism, like what are you people smoking

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Explosions;42911081]Your reply was a shitpost with no meaning.[/QUOTE]

making fun of other people's shitposting is a shitpost with no meaning.

ooooookay

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42911086]you're saying train puns are sexist

train puns, sexist

that's like NoDachi saying sex jokes are equal to antisemitism and racism, like what are you people smoking[/QUOTE]

i would like to take a moment to tell you that my avatar beat the shit out of yours.

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911069]someone compared me to a klansmen and i'm the one shitposting?[/QUOTE]

yes

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Kyle902;42911082]
dude you said someone was hitler.

stop being such a hypocrite[/QUOTE]

his avatar is hitler lol. people have called me "that anarchist dude" and shit like that and i don't get offended.

[Netsui]

[QUOTE=Kyle902;42911092]i would like to take a moment to tell you that my avatar beat the shit out of yours.[/QUOTE]

here's a medal

for biggest lie
huehue

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911101] and i don't get offended.[/QUOTE]

theres a first

[Explosions]

-Taking a provocatively contrarian stance early in the thread with little basis
-Making vague flamebait replies to those who criticize you
-Shitposting

Yeah it's an old school trolling attempt

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911089]making fun of other people's shitposting is a shitpost with no meaning.

ooooookay[/QUOTE]

If you have shit and add more shit to it then you have 2 shits.

If you didn't make the post then we'd only have one shit.

So maybe I shouldn't give two shits about you or else there would be four shits.