Lady goes nuts on Chicago train, goes nude, proclaims to be "goddess of the train" and orders everyo

[timmah638]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911101]his avatar is hitler lol. people have called me "that anarchist dude" and shit like that and i don't get offended.[/QUOTE]

but you do when someone makes butt jokes?

[Netsui]

i forgot how quickly a thread could turn into shit

thanks FP

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911101]his avatar is hitler lol. people have called me "that anarchist dude" and shit like that and i don't get offended.[/QUOTE]

I can stoop down to your level and say that referring to someone by their avatar is dehumanizing.

But then again I'm not a tool.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911050]i always wanted to know what it was like in the dark ages but i can just read your posts and see. you're like a time capsule.[/QUOTE]

Joke's on you, because you can't see the dark ages. There's no light. Dummy.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Explosions;42911115]-Taking a provocatively contrarian stance early in the thread with little basis
-Making vague flamebait replies to those who criticize you
-Shitposting

Yeah it's an old school trolling attempt[/QUOTE]

does trolling have a well-defined methodology to it?

[QUOTE=timmah638;42911124]but you do when someone makes butt jokes?[/QUOTE]

???

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911150]does trolling have a well-defined methodology to it?

???[/QUOTE]

You're the butt of everyones joke.

ergo we make butt jokes.

but they're really jokes about you.

[Bentham]

This thread has literally nothing to do with the topic now, good job

[Netsui]

[QUOTE=Bentham;42911179]This thread has literally nothing to do with the topic now, good job[/QUOTE]

those train seats look terribly unconformable

[editline]19th November 2013[/editline]

she wouldn't want to sit naked there

[Dukov Traboski]

Is this what SH is always like? I should come here more often then this is hilarious

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=Bentham;42911179]This thread has literally nothing to do with the topic now, good job[/QUOTE]

Yes let us talk more about the god of trains and her arrest by the filthy heretical police.

[Netsui]

[QUOTE]As Anne put it in her email to me: "Just a normal day at Granville." Though she did add: "This tops anything I have seen in 20 years riding the CTA."[/QUOTE]

well, you did see a Goddess

[Bentham]

[QUOTE=Kyle902;42911195]Yes let us talk more about the god of trains and her arrest by the filthy heretical police.[/QUOTE]

and her ass

[timmah638]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911150]???[/QUOTE]

Huh, I could have sworn there was a caboose joke in there somewhere

oh well. She's naked. Caboose. Train. There we go

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42911188]those train seats look terribly unconformable

[editline]19th November 2013[/editline]

she wouldn't want to sit naked there[/QUOTE]

The bus seats are worse, I've accidentally sat in unidentified wet spots more times than I'm willing to admit

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;42911203]well, you did see a Goddess[/QUOTE]

the goddess of trains and ass.

[editline]18th November 2013[/editline]

wait isn't there an FP member named caboose something?

[JaegerMonster]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910519]wow guys. lady quite possibly has a mental breakdown and all you can talk about is whether she looks good enough to be your "fucktoy"? god damnit.[/QUOTE]

Max stop abusing your mod powers to hack into other peoples accounts jeez

[BrickInTheHead]

[QUOTE=Lick;42910735]what you fail to understand is that if it were a man the exact same thing would occur. Do you think it's sexist to look at anyone sexually? ever?[/QUOTE]

i find this extremely unlikely tbh

[Foxton]

Let's divert the topic, I'm surprised the cops didn't shoot her

did I do it right?

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;42911231]Max stop abusing your mod powers to hack into other peoples accounts jeez[/QUOTE]

please train yourself to ignore shitposters so that we may not derail this thread.

I feel we've blown off enough steam into this engine of argument. Please conduct yourself in an orderly fashion so they we may put down the trac-

I'll stop

[Omali]

I thought the caboose was at the back of the train, turns out it's right before the dining cart.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42910673]

scorpious is prolly around my age though and fairly intelligent so that's sorta disappointing.[/QUOTE]

I'm 24

I wasn't aware after a certain age, it was illegal to have a sense of humor

[GarrettFox]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;42911237]i find this extremely unlikely tbh[/QUOTE]

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1278395[/url]

Your assessment is accurate!

[Amber902]

This isn't as bad as the time I went on the metrolink to get to LA and the car I went into was completely filled with homeless people carrying plastic bags full of bottles.

[SnakeHead]

[QUOTE=GunFox;42911267][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1278395[/url]

Your [b]ass[/b]essment is accurate![/QUOTE]

Heh, you said ass.

Kinda like that bitch's ass, know what I'm sayin' guys?

[Amez]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911089]making fun of other people's shitposting is a shitpost with no meaning.

ooooookay[/QUOTE]

The fact that you still continue to post is a good sign that you're here to shitpost.

Seriously you almost remind me of Scout1. You come into a thread to start an argument about something that isn't a big deal, then you and some other people throw shit at eachother until the thread reaches several pages. Keep that in the debate forum if anything, not here in SH.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=Amez;42911369]The fact that you still continue to post is a good sign that you're here to shitpost.

Seriously you almost remind me of Scout1. You come into a thread to start an argument about something that isn't a big deal, then you and some other people throw shit at eachother until the thread reaches several pages. Keep that in the debate forum if anything, not here in SH.[/QUOTE]

I'm just here to read some news and make a few people chuckle mildly. I wouldn't call that shit flinging. More like chuckle fucking.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;42911018]yup hating sexism is the same as hating blacks thanks for that enlightened post.[/QUOTE]

The irony is that they're using the exact same arguments as you.

[trotskygrad]

I wonder what her face looked like, really tired and bleary?

would also tell us about her age and probably intoxicated status.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;42911237]i find this extremely unlikely tbh[/QUOTE]

a guy would probably claim to be the train [i]god[/i] not [i]goddess[/i] so yes

[Dukov Traboski]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;42911529]a guy would probably claim to be the train [i]god[/i] not [i]goddess[/i] so yes[/QUOTE]

what, guys can't be goddesses?

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;42911539]what, guys can't be goddesses?[/QUOTE]

of course not

you liberals never know when to stop do you!!