• Russian Spy In Trouble Over Facebook Pic
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... Awesome...
Suddenly this thread just got 200% better in every conceivable way. :quagmire:
I approve.
[QUOTE=jechtman;24391269]From an old thread: *wall of pictures*[/QUOTE] Sure is desperate in here.
She's getting in trouble over her best picture? Shame. She's got a lot to be confident for, and I'm not just talking about her spy skills. Wish I could look like her. Also, obligatory: she could breach my security any day. :q:
Putin wants to see her in his office.
:q: She can steal my Intelligence anyday
POLITE. NICE. FRIENDLY. :v:
She could sap my sentry all night long.:q:
[QUOTE=Acesarge;24398573]She could sap my sentry all night long.:q:[/QUOTE] SHE AIN'T THAT SPAIH BOI. /slap
[QUOTE=Dr Bob;24388725]If this were the Facepunch Labs, I'd Zing you so hard.[/QUOTE] I'd Zing this Russian chick so hard.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;24390610]I'll show you my secrets if you show me your secrets.[/QUOTE] "Okay." She said softly. She sighed and paused briefly, then grabbed her ears. Johnny looked at her quizzically, and the look on his face soon turned to that of shock as she peeled her face off her head, revealing her true, robotic face. "AM I STILL BEAUTIFUL?!" she screamed in an erratic, robotic voice. Her screaming turned to that of pain as steamed sprayed out of the back of her head. Suddenly, her entire head exploded, and her body slumped to the ground. "Yes, you're still beautiful." Johnny whispered, as he dragged her decapitated body into the bushes.
[QUOTE=abcpea;24399351]"Okay." She said softly. She sighed and paused briefly, then grabbed her ears. Johnny looked at her quizzically, and the look on his face soon turned to that of shock as she peeled her face off her head, revealing her true, robotic face. "AM I STILL BEAUTIFUL?!" she screamed in an erratic, robotic voice. Her screaming turned to that of pain as steamed sprayed out of the back of her head. Suddenly, her entire head exploded, and her body slumped to the ground. "Yes, you're still beautiful." Johnny whispered, as he dragged her decapitated body into the bushes.[/QUOTE] Soon afterwards, Johnny went back to the apartment they were staying at and gazed upon her motionless head, her hair looking more artifical than before. "This will only hurt for a bit" he whispered into the receivers in her left ear as he lifted the hunk of metal nearby a wall. Johnny proceeded to locate anything connected to the wall jack and ripped out an alarm clock. Cuttinging off a certain extension of the power cord, he attached the cut end to the spinal conductor at the neck of her head and said "I only want you" in the most sincerest way imaginable. He then plugged in the power.
:gonk: Gah fuck whats going on.
I would let her backstab me any day
With the end of all of these top secret agencies, we need a new sexier acronym. S.I.L.F. You figure it out. Oh yeah, you know you want some hot Silf booty, even if it does sound like some sort of fucked up thing from D&D. mmm silf
This is a true Femme Fatale!
She's probably smart to which is a + :3:
Isn't this old? I could have sworn I saw this thread months ago.
[QUOTE=jechtman;24391269]From an old thread: [pics] Just fixed one of the images.[/QUOTE] Is it me or does she look a little bit like Kaylee from Firefly...
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;24403024]Isn't this old? I could have sworn I saw this thread months ago.[/QUOTE] Yes, yes it is. This is like the third thread on this spy now.
ITT: Naked hot spies.
I would destroy her with my weapon of mass dickstruction.
is it me or [img]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4929/love2459x610129381a.jpg[/img] looks like [img]http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/CA+Sci+Fi+Channel+EW+Magazine+Comic+Con+Party+bDbfyPT6TdWl.jpg[/img]
^double agent
[img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8076/galchapman03.jpg[/img] hottest pic of her
[QUOTE=blezzy;24409068][img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8076/galchapman03.jpg[/img] hottest pic of her[/QUOTE] Is that Cookie Monster?
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;24410160]Is that Cookie Monster?[/QUOTE] no this is patrick.
This thread is hilarious
The literal From Russia with Love. I'd like to see her 00's. I'd let her infiltrate my inner sanctum.
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