The Future is here, now you too can fuck your waifu

[Sai]

[QUOTE=Takuat;42833872]And so have I.[/QUOTE]
How? You don't have it yet?

[Apollo]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/atFr5BNl.jpg[/IMG]

Everyone has a harem now.

[Altimor]

I hereby announce my new game, "Flame Atronach Sex Simulator 2014"

EDIT: Who wants to be my lawyer and defend me against Zenimax

You don't have to win just stall while I escape to Mexico with the millions I'm going to make off of this genius idea

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=Altimor;42834021]I hereby announce my new game, "Flame Atronach Sex Simulator 2014"

EDIT: Who wants to be my lawyer and defend me against Zenimax

You don't have to win just stall while I escape to Mexico with the millions I'm going to make off of this genius idea[/QUOTE]

will it simulate actual dick burns

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;42834120]will it simulate actual dick burns[/QUOTE]

It will come with a Novint Falcon fleshlight attachment that heats to 60 degrees C, enough to cause first or second degree burns.

It'd be hotter but I don't want people getting their dicks burned off and wanting refunds because they can't use the product anymore.

[Durrsly]

[QUOTE=Altimor;42834021]I hereby announce my new game, "Flame Atronach Sex Simulator 2014"

EDIT: Who wants to be my lawyer and defend me against Zenimax

You don't have to win just stall while I escape to Mexico with the millions I'm going to make off of this genius idea[/QUOTE]

Pitch it to Nexus, but mention possibility of Elf/Human/Khajiit DLC to get them onboard.

[supernoob96]

[QUOTE=Apollo;42833914]
Everyone has a harem now.[/QUOTE]

It appears yours is rather flat chested my friend.

[Fr3ddi3]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;42833265]Multiplayer?[/QUOTE]

Co-op or PvP?

Also, what the actual fuck,

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=kattolil;42833850]Girls get vibrators and all kinds of techy shit, how about lettin one slide for the men?[/QUOTE]

Men can have fun with basically any sex toy designed for women though
it's fleshlights and whatnot that women have no use for

Personally I'm totally fine with people getting off with whatever technology they like as long as it doesn't become self-aware and take over

[ewitwins]

I just. . . have no words for how ridiculous this is.

That being said, horror games are fucking [b]TERRIFYING[/b] on the Oculus Rift. I demoed one a couple of weeks ago with Amnesia: The Dark Descent and according to the good two dozen people that were there I started to freak the fuck out when the music started playing.

[bisousbisous]

But what about people who have husbandos?

[Durrsly]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;42834468]I just. . . have no words for how ridiculous this is.

That being said, horror games are fucking [b]TERRIFYING[/b] on the Oculus Rift. I demoed one a couple of weeks ago with Amnesia: The Dark Descent and according to the good two dozen people that were there I started to freak the fuck out when the music started playing.[/QUOTE]

I would love one for System Shock 2.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;42834473]But what about people who have husbandos?[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;EfrMalBiXuY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY[/video]

[Senn]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;42834468]I just. . . have no words for how ridiculous this is.

That being said, horror games are fucking [b]TERRIFYING[/b] on the Oculus Rift. I demoed one a couple of weeks ago with Amnesia: The Dark Descent and according to the good two dozen people that were there I started to freak the fuck out when the music started playing.[/QUOTE]

fuck now i want an oculus rift

[Death_God]

well this is truly something

[Xokiller65]

-snip-

[SexualShark]

[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-smug.gif[/img]

[Sevgi]

Every weaboo's dream just came true.

[Higurashii]

I'd buy one.

[MR2]

[QUOTE=kattolil;42833850]Girls get vibrators and all kinds of techy shit, how about lettin one slide for the men?[/QUOTE]

Pretty much. So I can't really understand most of the youtube comments. Double standards are something else.

[Gaboer]

A few changes to the character model and people can finally have sex with anthro characters!!

[Sgt-NiallR]

[QUOTE=supernoob96;42833411]What about when you run out of Doritos and Mountain Dew?[/QUOTE]

Print some more, dumbass!

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;42834473]But what about people who have husbandos?[/QUOTE]

This will probably happen soon.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;42833265]Multiplayer?[/QUOTE]

Three-way mode confirmed.
Also this better be moddable so I can replace her with other women from my favorite games or no deal.

[TheMrFailz]

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;42835151]Print some more, dumbass![/QUOTE]

And when you run out of plastic and flavoring for the 3d printer?

(Also, I get the sensation that if Sexbots suddenly became self aware... There'd be mass robot suicides.)

(Magnets and microwaves. EVERYWHEREZ!)

[Trogdon]

This thread just reminded me the novint falcon exists lol

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=Altimor;42834156]It will come with a Novint Falcon fleshlight attachment that heats to 60 degrees C, enough to cause first or second degree burns.

It'd be hotter but I don't want people getting their dicks burned off and wanting refunds because they can't use the product anymore.[/QUOTE]

Finally a use for my Nvidia heat!

[SirDrone]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;42833265]Multiplayer?[/QUOTE]

First team to activate the volcano wins

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=supernoob96;42834297]It appears yours is rather flat chested my friend.[/QUOTE]

And that's a problem because...

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=gk99;42835183]Three-way mode confirmed.
Also this better be moddable so I can replace her with other women from my favorite games or no deal.[/QUOTE]

Up to 24 players.