The Future is here, now you too can fuck your waifu - Polidicks

Man, Thaddeus McMichael must be creaming himself from jail.

Oh hi again Novint falcon, we missed you. Welcome to being repurposed as a sex toy. [QUOTE=Apollo;42833914][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/atFr5BNl.jpg[/IMG] Everyone has a harem now.[/QUOTE] Wow, that's got like every archetype of japanese women.

Co-op and multiplayer are a must.

[QUOTE=kattolil;42833850]Girls get vibrators and all kinds of techy shit, how about lettin one slide for the men?[/QUOTE] I dunno, I feel like a virtual reality sex simulator with anime waifus is on a whole other level

[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;42835270]And when you run out of plastic and flavoring for the 3d printer? (Also, I get the sensation that if Sexbots suddenly became self aware... There'd be mass robot suicides.) (Magnets and microwaves. EVERYWHEREZ!)[/QUOTE] Bro, I don't think you're quite understanding where I'm coming from. Just. Print. More. As long as I make sure to print more plastic/flavouring [I]before [/I]I run out, I can stay inside forever.

He's using the Tenga the wrong way!

Dang it, video got removed before I could see it. Any other sources?

All those people talking about multiplayer and not realizing most online games are literally sausage fests :v: Or they knew all along. [QUOTE=TheMrFailz;42835270]And when you run out of plastic and flavoring for the 3d printer?[/QUOTE] Delivery services D'uh.

Anyone got a link to a working vid?

[QUOTE=kattolil;42833850]Girls get vibrators and all kinds of techy shit, how about lettin one slide for the men?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/d19fb3e198a05ce94522b6043079c6bf/tumblr_mp4n6uDIxL1qd1wsjo1_500.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;42837165]Bro, I don't think you're quite understanding where I'm coming from. Just. Print. More. As long as I make sure to print more plastic/flavouring [I]before [/I]I run out, I can stay inside forever.[/QUOTE] Kinda related, I was at a machine expo once where a guy had a plastic extruder designed to make plastic pellets for plastic extruder, and had set it up so that it fed back into its supply. I remember nothing else from that show floor apart from this extruder constantly running on it's own output, it was a thing of beauty that would have made Cave Johnson proud.

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please." [editline]12th November 2013[/editline] Please assume the position

[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;42834617]Sex robots becoming self-aware would probably be the saddest thing in existence.[/QUOTE] Or the scariest, if they start developing fantasies of their own.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;42838281]Or the scariest, if they start developing fantasies of their own.[/QUOTE] Do robots dream of electric sheep?

I kind of feel bad for the guys at Novint, they make a tool that is actually pretty neat and kind of helps with immersion. And then no one ever speaks of it and instead some people repurpose it to make ridiculous sex toys.

[QUOTE=Nikita;42838572]Do robots dream of electric sheep?[/QUOTE] Do sexbots rub one out to androids?

Wow time to hire a hitman to take out any of you faggots fucking my waifu, SHE'S PURE AND PROMISED TO ME AND ME ONLY LEAVE HER ALONE! [editline]12th November 2013[/editline] Just kidding my only waifu is myself.

Now you too can have your senpai notice you.

[QUOTE=Araknid;42838268]"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please." [editline]12th November 2013[/editline] Please assume the position[/QUOTE] Numbness will subside in a few minutes.

they deleted the video, so i put the first part of it, in its place.

Fuck, I still have a novint falcon in my parent's attic somewhere. Maybe I should put it on ebay now in the wake of this?

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;42834491][video=youtube;EfrMalBiXuY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY[/video][/QUOTE] that doesn't look one bit pleasant

[QUOTE=Kazumi;42839550]Fuck, I still have a novint falcon in my parent's attic somewhere. Maybe I should put it on ebay now in the wake of this?[/QUOTE] And pass up on the opportunity to make sweet love to your waifu?

[QUOTE=Novangel;42838987]Numbness will subside in a few minutes.[/QUOTE] When it overheats it releases a cooling mist.

A feminists worst nightmare.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;42834428]Men can have fun with basically any sex toy designed for women though it's fleshlights and whatnot that women have no use for Personally I'm totally fine with people getting off with whatever technology they like as long as it doesn't become self-aware and take over[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;Hw0xVKoWW7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw0xVKoWW7o[/video]

[QUOTE=Apollo;42833914][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/atFr5BNl.jpg[/IMG] Everyone has a harem now.[/QUOTE] Aren't most of those, if not all, you know... kids

[QUOTE=Last or First;42840202]Aren't most of those, if not all, you know... kids[/QUOTE] I haven't seen it myself but from what I've heard, most Idolm@ster girls are about 14-15 so....

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;42840282]I haven't seen it myself but from what I've heard, most Idolm@ster girls are about 14-15 so....[/QUOTE] Well anime's age of consent is like 6 or something so they're pretty much old maids.

[QUOTE=leonthefox;42833320]For multiplayer :v: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY[/media][/QUOTE] Oh for fuck sake, this is now a thing [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBM4GFu9Bs[/media]